Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both willing and able? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
"No, I’m not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain’t shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."
“In the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”
"Work 4 times harder than anybody else... that is the real secret to ANY success."
"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." - Oscar Wilde
"Not every single fruit needs to be a vodka flavor. this isn't a drink.... it's a delivery system for the date rape drug." - Bill Maher
"Death is impatient." - JK Rowling
"Plus, if I ripped your legs off, you'd look like snowmen." - Mitch Hedberg on ant farms.
"Now, this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." - Sir Winston Churchill
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures." - Oscar Wilde
"You know why they call it cutting cold turkey? .... Because turkey is delicious." - Random drunk guy on the beach.
"Fiction is the truth inside the lie." - Stephen King
"I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me. Spanning years, and continents. Lives ruined! Blood shed! You know? Epic!" "Ruined Lives? Blood Shed? ... You really think a realationship should be that hard?" "Well, you don't write the songs about the ones that come easy."