I am a 28 year old heterosexual male from Raleigh, North Carolina. I was raised in America and intend to bring up my children as proud Americans, because I am defined by neither my past nor the color of my skin, but rather by the path I choose to take in life. It is this option to be who and what I want that has me so enamored with my Mother country: the United States of America.
I do suffer from a slight degree of Asperger’s syndrome, which essentially means that I’m a ‘wild and crazy type of guy’ with varied interests: hiphop, ol’ school r&b (what you know about Parliament Funkadelic!?), MSNBC News, CNN.com news, sitcoms, House, the Daily Show, weight lifting, and the Michael Baisden Radio Show, to name a few.
I'm a freelance writer and amateur satirist. My goal is to eventually become either a professional satirist / comedy writer.
My BIGGEST PET PEEVE in life is being called 'crazy' or 'stupid' by intolerant people who have no inkling of the circumstances that define my life. Although certainly different than the status quo, I am not crazy in any way, shape, or form. I'm merely rather awkward, overly intelligent, and extremely outspoken. Sadly, these qualities combined tend to be clumped by society into some 'Dylan Klebold', trench-coat wearing, and world domination planning motif that is entirely false and totally unrepresentative of who I truly am. FYI... I don't wear trench-coats; I wear PHAT farm! :-D
Lastly, I'm looking for the type of women who goes off to an office job everyday in her cute, professional outfit and comes home to finish her work in bed while I give her a tender back-rub. I'm looking for the type of women who likes both the outdoors and indoors. I am looking for a woman who is caring and wears her heart on her sleeve and is always open to offering a helping hand to somebody in need. I am looking for a woman with a decent sense of humor. I am looking for a woman who has her own life and friends, but who is also willing to invest in an intimate, passionate, and life-long relationship with me.