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aaangyl — The squid are junkies being exploited for tentacle pr0n.
anthologie — Cocaine smugglers are breeding large squid for smuggling purposes.
tyellas — Why, Cthulu, of course!
gynocide — 80% of all dollar bills now contain squid residue.
drjon — Sherlock Holmes' disembodied brain-in-a-jar is taking control of the world cocaine trade, guarding his personal supply, by unleashing his Mutant SquidRunners from deep within his Antarctic base.
tesuji — there is so much coke coming into this country that they have to raise giant squids to get it here. Even worse, it just goes to show how well the war on drugs is going.
herbaliser — Admiral Ackbar
helen99 — Squid are growing in number and size due to lack of Cocain-addicted predators
marchenland — Squid are actually aliens who are using cocaine to control the population of the world so they can harvest us for their evil purposes.
pbrane — Some dark undersea force needs cocaine to thrive, so to fill a market niche, this force bred squid to be both larger, and capable of taking down cocaine-smuggling vessels.
merovingian — Cthulhu missed the eighties, wants to get in on the cocaine action.
thorfinn — Cthulhu cultists are working on waking him up by feeding him cocaine...
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aaangyl — The squid are junkies being exploited for tentacle pr0n.
anthologie — Cocaine smugglers are breeding large squid for smuggling purposes.
tyellas — Why, Cthulu, of course!
gynocide — 80% of all dollar bills now contain squid residue.
drjon — Sherlock Holmes' disembodied brain-in-a-jar is taking control of the world cocaine trade, guarding his personal supply, by unleashing his Mutant SquidRunners from deep within his Antarctic base.
tesuji — there is so much coke coming into this country that they have to raise giant squids to get it here. Even worse, it just goes to show how well the war on drugs is going.
herbaliser — Admiral Ackbar
helen99 — Squid are growing in number and size due to lack of Cocain-addicted predators
marchenland — Squid are actually aliens who are using cocaine to control the population of the world so they can harvest us for their evil purposes.
pbrane — Some dark undersea force needs cocaine to thrive, so to fill a market niche, this force bred squid to be both larger, and capable of taking down cocaine-smuggling vessels.
merovingian — Cthulhu missed the eighties, wants to get in on the cocaine action.
thorfinn — Cthulhu cultists are working on waking him up by feeding him cocaine...
