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Poll #1896341
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You HAVE to have a threesome. Which pair would you rather sleep with? They're ranked from 1 to 10, based on attractiveness level
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| A 9 and a 1 |
   2 (4.0%) |
| An 8 and a 2 |
| 2 (4.0%) |
| A 7 and a 3 |
| 10 (20.0%) |
| A 6 and a 4 |
| 18 (36.0%) |
| Two 5s |
| 16 (32.0%) |
| I'd rather have a foursome with two 3s and a 4 |
| 2 (4.0%) |
Which cast would you rather sleep with? This means you have to bang everyone on that show
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| The cast from Jersey Shore |
| 13 (27.7%) |
| The original cast from the first Star Trek series; the one with Kirk, Spock, etc. You only have to sleep with the ones who are still alive |
| 34 (72.3%) |
Which cartoon characters would you rather have sex with?
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| All 7 dwarves. One at a time |
| 2 (3.9%) |
| The Beast's cursed subjects (the teacup, the candlestick, the clock). You'll have to masturbate with them. They're sentient and will probably protest |
| 1 (2.0%) |
| Get fingered by Captain Hook. He's holding a beverage with his good hand (hint as to which hand he'll be using!) |
| 1 (2.0%) |
| The Genie, high on cocaine. He's more Robin Williams than ever and won't shut up |
| 10 (19.6%) |
| The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts (threesome) |
| 6 (11.8%) |
| Ursula |
| 3 (5.9%) |
| Cinderella's stepmother and 2 stepsisters (foursome) |
| 5 (9.8%) |
| Hercules & Mr. Incredible (threesome). Each one superstrong and has to focus on controlling their strength or else they destroy something |
| 13 (25.5%) |
| He-Man and Gaston |
| 8 (15.7%) |
| Malificent and Jafar (threesome). They've both had an annoying day and are in a cruelty mood |
| 2 (3.9%) |
Who would you rather have sex with? Each of these characters has been waxed head to toe
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| Chewbacca. |
| 3 (6.1%) |
| The Cowardly Lion. |
| 1 (2.0%) |
| The Beast (Disney) |
| 20 (40.8%) |
| The female Thundercat |
| 17 (34.7%) |
| Robin Williams, and he's been in the cocaine and he can't sit still or shut up |
| 8 (16.3%) |
Which villain would you sooner have sex with?
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| Voldemort |
| 5 (10.0%) |
| Darth Maul |
| 7 (14.0%) |
| The Borg Queen |
| 7 (14.0%) |
| Darth Vader |
| 4 (8.0%) |
| The Joker |
| 17 (34.0%) |
| Nosferatu |
| 0 (0.0%) |
| Bride of Frankenstein |
| 6 (12.0%) |
| Predator (he'll leave his weapons on the floor, and won't remove his mask) |
| 1 (2.0%) |
| Dr. Evil and Mini Me (threesome) |
| 2 (4.0%) |
| Freddy Kruger |
| 1 (2.0%) |