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It's your SO's birthday, and it's been a wonderful night. In bed, he/she tells you that their ultimate sexual fantasy is to experience a blumpkin (urban dictionary if you don't know what this is). Imagine the female equivalent if you're dating a woman. What are the chances on this green earth that you'll make this wish come true?

crucified — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
heyfashion — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
lisasimpsonfan — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
putonthemask006 — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
jadiie_babii_0x — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
maranazar — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
rustleofspring — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
emptysilentlife — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
gabardinedreams — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
snailrevolution — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
69love_songs — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
freaky_eggplant — 100%. It's his/her birthday and they asked nicely. I can't refuse
vict0ry_gin — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
enchantress88 — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
myste_uk — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
sicher — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
234_am — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
dragonkiri — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
wexdance — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
whitneythegreat — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
yamamanama — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
asmadasrabbits — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
hipslikehell — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
handsunderhips — 100%. It's his/her birthday and they asked nicely. I can't refuse
e_d_young — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
z_o_e — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
bottledjayme — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
r4wrdinosaur — 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it
ntensity — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
commabut — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
zydrate — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
druiaen — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
charlie333 — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
jennybliss — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
rylee900 — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
empress_nikki — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
sofriggencoolx — 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it
aite_eternelle — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
mercurywingspan — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
unearthingbone — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
shinygobonkers — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
boplenty — 100%. It's his/her birthday and they asked nicely. I can't refuse
ziggali — 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it
fieryphoenix — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
glamazonxx — 100%. It's his/her birthday and they asked nicely. I can't refuse
marievignette — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
zanegief — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
erroroperator — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
summerofdestiny — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
ivegotanlj — 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it
galaxies_edge — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
scatterbeetle — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
musicboxwaltz — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
sugarbob46 — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
xopiateslavex — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
empiredownx — 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it
sblmnldrknss — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
judaskiss — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
just_3_euros — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
xxflyingsoulxx — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
jammiedodger — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
cowfish — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
fleckerbug — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
amazingrando — 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it
urbanspacegirl9 — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
aallinyte — 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it
paige_nevaeh — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
katmiaow — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
euphrosyna — 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it
firecracker_sj — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
velloso21 — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
morrigan716 — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
loveandbees — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
koalatycontrol — 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it
lucygray — 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
sluice — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
kill_inhibition — 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
quingity — 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

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