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It's your SO's birthday, and it's been a wonderful night. In bed, he/she tells you that their ultimate sexual fantasy is to experience a blumpkin (urban dictionary if you don't know what this is). Imagine the female equivalent if you're dating a woman. What are the chances on this green earth that you'll make this wish come true?

fieryphoenix -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

unearthingbone -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

dragonkiri -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

katmiaow -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

amazingrando -- 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it

fleckerbug -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

galaxies_edge -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

scatterbeetle -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

druiaen -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

aallinyte -- 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it

cowfish -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

mercurywingspan -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

morrigan716 -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

enchantress88 -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

z_o_e -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

xopiateslavex -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

whitneythegreat -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

hipslikehell -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

shinygobonkers -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

jammiedodger -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

sicher -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

sblmnldrknss -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

euphrosyna -- 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it

ziggali -- 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it

judaskiss -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

sugarbob46 -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

jadiie_babii_0x -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

sluice -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

just_3_euros -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

emptysilentlife -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

aite_eternelle -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

myste_uk -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

freaky_eggplant -- 100%. It's his/her birthday and they asked nicely. I can't refuse

zydrate -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

r4wrdinosaur -- 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it

erroroperator -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

empress_nikki -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

urbanspacegirl9 -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

234_am -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

snailrevolution -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

yamamanama -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

xxflyingsoulxx -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

gabardinedreams -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

firecracker_sj -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

lisasimpsonfan -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

wexdance -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

commabut -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

lucygray -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

jennybliss -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

rustleofspring -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

kill_inhibition -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

summerofdestiny -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

asmadasrabbits -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

quingity -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

velloso21 -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

heyfashion -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

glamazonxx -- 100%. It's his/her birthday and they asked nicely. I can't refuse

marievignette -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

musicboxwaltz -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

empiredownx -- 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it

sofriggencoolx -- 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it

ntensity -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

paige_nevaeh -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

vict0ry_gin -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

zanegief -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

charlie333 -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

putonthemask006 -- 25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad

crucified -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

maranazar -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

rylee900 -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

boplenty -- 100%. It's his/her birthday and they asked nicely. I can't refuse

69love_songs -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

handsunderhips -- 100%. It's his/her birthday and they asked nicely. I can't refuse

loveandbees -- 5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it

e_d_young -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

koalatycontrol -- 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it

bottledjayme -- 0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what

ivegotanlj -- 50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it