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Would you rather be seduced...?

By poetry
31(35.6%)
By massage
56(64.4%)

Would you rather have to drink everything...?

Via keg stand
17(20.2%)
Through a beer helmet (google it if you don't know what it is)
67(79.8%)

Would you rather...?

Have a Batman-themed wedding
48(54.5%)
Have a zombie-themed wedding
40(45.5%)

For one whole day, would you rather speak...?

In a high-pitched helium voice
20(23.0%)
Like a bad kung fu movie, where your lips are out of sync with your words
67(77.0%)

Would you rather have sex...?

In an airplane bathroom (with another person), while it's in the air, with your entire family seated within sight of the bathroom, so you'd have to walk out, post-coitus, with the other person
25(30.9%)
While ziplining (they construct some sort of sliding sex swing for two)
56(69.1%)

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