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You're eating a delicious slice of pizza. But, while reaching for a napkin, you fumble it and it falls on the floor. Which of these surfaces would you apply the five second rule and retrieve the pizza, clean it off, and finish eating it?

captain_emily -- Kitchen sink
fullhearts -- Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
moshimishi -- Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
ellelelle -- Carpet, Kitchen sink, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
kaeorin -- Sidewalk, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
alpacacock -- Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
e_d_young -- I don't believe in the five second rule. I'd never eat anything off the floor.
emptysilentlife -- Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
noodledays -- Kitchen sink
thunderflyer -- Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked), I don't believe in the five second rule. I'd never eat anything off the floor.
uberash -- Kitchen sink, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
sblmnldrknss -- I don't believe in the five second rule. I'd never eat anything off the floor.
chaostrophy -- Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
sylviamaris -- Carpet, Sidewalk, Convenience store floor, Kitchen sink, Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
velum_cado -- Carpet, Kitchen sink, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
pirahan -- I don't believe in the five second rule. I'd never eat anything off the floor.
fallingxtragedy -- Carpet
saya_cintamu -- Carpet
hearts_of_hope -- Carpet, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
krushisabitch -- Kitchen sink
unearthingbone -- Carpet, Kitchen sink, Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
justagimmick -- Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
anthylorrel -- Kitchen sink
thegreenstage -- Carpet, Kitchen sink, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
stephani673 -- Carpet
judaskiss -- Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
loveandbees -- Carpet
x3_molly -- Carpet, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
anchellada -- Kitchen sink, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
ducklings -- Carpet, Kitchen sink
sister_anne -- Carpet, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
bella_kitten -- Carpet, Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
firerosearien -- I don't believe in the five second rule. I'd never eat anything off the floor.
_emomuffin -- Carpet, Filled bathtub (pizza is now wet), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
rainbowstevie -- Kitchen sink, Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
noachoc -- Carpet, Kitchen sink, Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
cpb1220 -- Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
mellowmetallica -- Carpet, Sidewalk, Kitchen sink, Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Filled bathtub (pizza is now wet), Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
laura_anne -- Carpet, Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Filled bathtub (pizza is now wet), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
snailrevolution -- Kitchen sink, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
geiselle -- Carpet, Sidewalk, Convenience store floor, Supermarket floor, Movie theater floor, Kitchen sink, Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Playground sandlot, Bar floor, Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked), Floor right below the seat at a professional football game
jennberry -- Carpet, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
asmadasrabbits -- Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
miss_almost -- Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
meshuggenah42 -- I don't believe in the five second rule. I'd never eat anything off the floor.
monotonousglory -- I don't believe in the five second rule. I'd never eat anything off the floor.
georgefantana -- I don't believe in the five second rule. I'd never eat anything off the floor.
pandorathewise -- I don't believe in the five second rule. I'd never eat anything off the floor.
due27south -- Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
starrchilde -- I don't believe in the five second rule. I'd never eat anything off the floor.
paperwiings -- I don't believe in the five second rule. I'd never eat anything off the floor.
narwhalhugs -- Carpet, Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
lucygray -- I don't believe in the five second rule. I'd never eat anything off the floor.
kill_inhibition -- Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
actpassive -- Sidewalk, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
celeritas_3e8 -- Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
iloveexams -- Carpet, Sidewalk, Convenience store floor, Supermarket floor, Movie theater floor, Kitchen sink, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Bar floor, Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked), Floor right below the seat at a professional football game
lai_lai_ranma -- Carpet, Kitchen sink, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
elleinadassyla -- Carpet, Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
autochrome -- Carpet, Kitchen sink, Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
madminx -- Carpet, Pet, who was sleeping on the floor
xenosphobatic -- Carpet, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
morrigan716 -- Sidewalk, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
luminaryrefuse -- Carpet, Sidewalk, Convenience store floor, Supermarket floor, Movie theater floor, Kitchen sink, Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Playground sandlot, Filled bathtub (pizza is now wet), Bar floor, Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked), Floor right below the seat at a professional football game
scatterbeetle -- Carpet, Kitchen sink, Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)
hipbone_fairy -- Carpet, Pet, who was sleeping on the floor, Dirty socks, which were lying on the floor, Toilet seat cover (lid is closed), Your own naked crotch (for some reason, you're eating pizza naked)

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