jlo -- Benji Madden
violue -- MISHA FUCKING COLLINS
highd -- Gale Harold, but I just want to get high with him.
no_urges -- tyler hoechlin in nothing but a santa hat
loganx2 -- Meryl Streep-bitch is fabulous.
degsassy -- Gregory Peck, alive and well circa Spellbound
olusola -- Antonia Thomas (w/ the curly hair)
ectypes -- Jeffrey Dean Morgan or Jason Momoa. Not picky.
new_waif -- Tim Lincecum of the San Francisco Giants
bmblebeela -- Anyone w/ the best dick: Tom H & Christ B
megalixer -- toss-up between Jim Bob Duggar and Sugar Bear tbh
lilo146 -- stephen amell, have you seen his body? hello!!
peddlestools -- Paul Rudd. Santa will deliver on Jewish celebs??
gee -- Someone from 1D so I could sell them for millions
logan_lerman -- logan lerman and dylan obrien wrapped in a red bow
empirebird -- Rachel Maddow Is kinda a celeb right?
kydeon -- Nude Paz de la Huerta