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Poll #1857624
Dancing with the Crazy Chicken
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How fast and hard can an angry, emotionally stunted lesbian mom who was never allowed to play on the boy's baseball team and whose kids were recently kicked out of cub scouts, throw a fist full of waffle fries?
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| Over 50 f/s |
   1 (6.2%) |
| Over 70 f/s |
| 3 (18.8%) |
| Over 90 f/s |
| 4 (25.0%) |
| Over 110 f/s |
| 8 (50.0%) |
How fat do junk food valuing fundamentalists have to be in order to deflect bruising from said waffle fry projectiles?
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| At least 20lbs overweight |
| 3 (20.0%) |
| At least 50lbs overweight |
| 3 (20.0%) |
| At least 100lbs overweight |
| 4 (26.7%) |
| At least 150lbs overweight |
| 5 (33.3%) |
How many fried chicken sandwiches will restaurant patrons have to eat over the course of a year to maintain an optimal bruise deflecting body fat ratio?
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| 12 sandwiches a year |
| 1 (6.7%) |
| 52 sandwiches a year |
| 4 (26.7%) |
| 370 sandwiches a year |
| 8 (53.3%) |
| 600 sandwiches a year with xtra mayo |
| 2 (13.3%) |