dustmeat -- It will live 13 years, then get another one, then you're done.
vremyavpered -- and then they spread their legs and fly away
heartstencil -- "If you’re lonely, get a cat. They live 13 years. Then you get another one, and another one. After that, then you’re done."
stripey_kiwi -- "No matter what, one day your little girl will spread her legs and fly away"
blossomingfire -- "Men don't take the time to end things. They ignore you until you insist on a declaration of hate"
hellocalamity -- Lots of people that haven't taken LSD already know that, Roger.
winterlillies -- You can't stop it, Don, eventually your little girl will spread her legs and fly
linda_lupos -- "Maybe Jesus wanted to get the Loaves & Fishes account". Oh Roger...
guad -- For all we know, Jesus was trying to get the fish and bread account
psychlops -- "You already finished yours so you're starting on mine?"
hollymarchosias -- One day your little girl will spread her legs and fly away.
headcaseheidi -- "We have baseball in Canada." "Well...... this is a home run!" new bff otp tbh
wapiko -- One day your little girl will spread her legs and fly away.
lolthegame -- "You're a mean drunk." "I'm tapering you off." etc.
eclectastic -- "They make beautiful dishes, glassware, napalm …" - Roger Sterling
dominant_spoon -- "You're a mean drunk" / something to the effect of "I think what you're doing is brave" and also "I was afraid you'd be disappointed in me"