"Dying With Her Cheer Pants On."
12(14.0%)
Chapter one of Feed.
35(40.7%)
"Velveteen vs. the Isley Crawfish Festival."
20(23.3%)
"A Citizen In Childhood's Country."
6(7.0%)
Nothing. Tell the microwave story instead.
6(7.0%)
None of the above (suggest in comments).
2(2.3%)