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St. Elmo's Fire is...

burnin' in me, where my future's lyin'
2(18.2%)
splitting ions in the ether
8(72.7%)
what?
1(9.1%)

Have you ever used the word "girth" to refer to something other than the size of a penis?

yes
5(45.5%)
yes, but only to refer to the size of someone's belly
4(36.4%)
no
2(18.2%)

Second best -gasm:

mouthgasm
0(0.0%)
fangasm
1(10.0%)
fungasm
1(10.0%)
furgasm
2(20.0%)
factgasm
0(0.0%)
braingasm
2(20.0%)
Obamagasm
0(0.0%)
squeegasm
2(20.0%)
metagasm
2(20.0%)
gasmgasm
0(0.0%)

Which of these car accessories can be displayed ironically?

fuzzy dice
4(36.4%)
leopardskin upholstry
1(9.1%)
Truck Nutz
2(18.2%)

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?