Writer's Block
Writer's Block
There once was a lady named Bright Whose speed was far faster than light. She traveled one day in a relative way And returned on the previous night. Found it in Hyperspace by Michio Kaku.
У страха глаза велики
Они полны злобной тоски Бездушные, как истукан Стеклянные, словно стакан... Разбить бы весь страх на ку Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
There once was a girl named Molly Who though she had lost her dolly She looked all about And when it could not be fou Знаю совсем мало лимерик, но вот эта нравится. Уж очень она подходит к моей студенческой жизни. There once was an old man of She doesn't think she's scary "Love you, dear" she says And kills you with her ways Oh, that's when she's merry! Hsinfang is a slow tortoise Which likes to talk rubbish Not There once was a lady from Niger, Who smiled as she rode on a tiger. They came from the ride With a lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger. who sat on a log he needed to poot so he decided to scoot away from the other poo in the fog I once met a girl named Gaga, She spoke of a strange poker saga. With such a queer face, Which no one could trace, His money flushed away like caca. Oh dear. Here's another!!! H Whose proof-reading skills were the best She worked from dawn's early light Till late in the night No doubt putting her skills to the test. * I am a TA&nbs She makes me feel good and brightens my day She turns into smoke And for a moment I choke Off to the kitchen to grab cheetos, bread, cereal, and salsa. hahahaha There once was a boy from the city Hooked up with a girl who was pretty He was soon shocked to see that his new ST As a public service, I'm sparing you this one. There once was a girl named Lexi.... w Okay, okay so I'm a little late But my procrastination is simply fate Readings, writings, homework All it ever does is lurk My daily planner, a blank slate Who used to be very fat. He became really quiet, Went on a diet, and now calls himself Pat. LOL! who got his ass stuck in a bucket he tried every trick but continued to stick so he threw up his arms and said "Fuck it!" There once was a man they called Swai There was a young cannibal, called Ned Who used to eat onions in bed. His mother said: "Honey, It is not very funny. Why don't you eat people instead?" A daughter was very particular About sharing the bed perpendicular She always would keep On our faces, her feet Causing us to shout in the ve
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