Writer's Block

Writer's Block

It's Limerick Day! Share a favorite or compose your own humorous five-line poem with an AABBA rhyme structure.

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[info]orbitaldiamonds Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket


There once was a lady named Bright
Whose speed was far faster than light.
She traveled one day in a relative way
And returned on the previous night.

Found it in Hyperspace by Michio Kaku.
 
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[info]un_named_beast Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket



I know I said I was going to do all of these writer's blocks, and I intended to... but I got really busy and then when I went to the questions archive just now, May 12th is the earliest one there. The

 
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[info]gorlan Вопрос дня: Озорная девица из Ниццы
У страха глаза велики
Они полны злобной тоски
Бездушные, как истукан
Стеклянные, словно стакан...
Разбить бы весь страх на ку
 
I'm Da Bomb
[info]reithington Blog 14
Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
I love writing stupid poems.

There once was a girl named Molly
Who though she had lost her dolly
She looked all about
And when it could not be fou
 
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[info]ortie_n Лимерики

Знаю совсем мало лимерик, но вот эта нравится. Уж очень она подходит к моей студенческой жизни.
There once was an old man of
 
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[info]ljswritersblock Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
Need something to write about and the official Writer's Block archive not cutting it? Well come on over to [info]ljswritersblock, where we have over 500 old Writer's Blocks archived! Never run out of things
 
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[info]xjinyao Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
Sam's real name is Jenny
She doesn't think she's scary
"Love you, dear" she says
And kills you with her ways
Oh, that's when she's merry!

Hsinfang is a slow tortoise
Which likes to talk rubbish
Not
 
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[info]simeona_1 Колонка автора: Озорная девица из Ниццы

There once was a lady from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They came from the ride
With a lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger.
 
kate voegele
[info]ramiyah121 Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
there once was a dog
who sat on a log
he needed to poot
so he decided to scoot
away from the other poo in the fog
 
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[info]mike14780 Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
ok... here goes...

I once met a girl named Gaga,
She spoke of a strange poker saga.
With such a queer face,
Which no one could trace,
His money flushed away like caca.


Oh dear.   Here's another!!!

H
 
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[info]writerbabe_75 Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
There once was a girl from the Nor'west
Whose proof-reading skills were the best
She worked from dawn's early light
Till late in the night
No doubt putting her skills to the test.

* I am a TA&nbs
 
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[info]loveme4me11 Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
I know a fine lady named Mary J
She makes me feel good and brightens my day
She turns into smoke
And for a moment I choke
Off to the kitchen to grab cheetos, bread, cereal, and salsa.

hahahaha
 
alice
[info]hermionelovespi Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
Oh, limericks, fun. Haven't done one of these since third grade, so I'm reasonably rusty:

There once was a boy from the city
Hooked up with a girl who was pretty
He was soon shocked to see
that his new ST
 
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[info]justalurkr Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket

As a public service, I'm sparing you this one.
 
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[info]lexijeanne Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
Okay, so I have a friend named Derek. A while ago he wrote me a limerick, and I saved it. Luckily, I recently found it. :] I will now let you see the amazingness:

There once was a girl named Lexi....

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No Music No Life
[info]slvr_phoenix01 Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket

Okay, okay so I'm a little late
But my procrastination is simply fate
Readings, writings, homework
All it ever does is lurk
My daily planner, a blank slate
 
nabeelah
[info]nabeelah_0101 Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
There once was a  talkative Cat.
Who used to be very fat.
He became really quiet,
Went on a diet,
and now calls himself Pat.


LOL!





 
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[info]thewaterchild Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket
who got his ass stuck in a bucket
he tried every trick
but continued to stick
so he threw up his arms and said "Fuck it!"

There once was a man they called Swai
 
[info]elena_caridad writer's block
I like this one:

There was a young cannibal, called Ned
Who used to eat onions in bed.
His mother said: "Honey,
It is not very funny.
Why don't you eat people instead?"
 
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[info]gnomentum Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
Late, but I was lacking in inspiration the other day.

A daughter was very particular
About sharing the bed perpendicular
She always would keep
On our faces, her feet
Causing us to shout in the ve
 
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[info]kaulitz4ever Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket



OMG YAY LIMERICKS!

There once was a drummer named Aki
Who had a nice pet socky.
They played all about
the sock got worn out
Now Aki no longer has socky...:( Aww

I wrote that in seventh grade. xDD

-Paiva

 

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