Writer's Block

Talk like a pirate day!

Talk like a pirate day!

Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day by scribblin’ ye finest buccaneer-them’d joke in today’s Writer’s Block, arrr, Scrawl.

Top jokes win me booty. [Contest Details]

alicediedagain Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

SHIVER ME TEMPLATES!



I should note that the games they gave out were Monkey Island FIVE by Telltale Games. Which is crap.

The original Monkey Island games are by LucasArts. I got Monkey Island 1 & 2
 
eve136 Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!
"I will become the empress of pirates!!~" HAHA
 
xcahbi4x Вопрос дня: Talk like a pirate day!
may be
www.neboskreb52.ru - установка пластиковых окон
shrewood-nn.ru - отделочные материалы, сайдинг, ламинат, потолки
 
dcctv Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!


Wow, it is terriable. I do not like that. D CCTV Security is one of the leading CCTV security System manufacturers. It could provide all sorts of security cameras. Such as, Sony effio camera, Sony eff
 
theropod Captain Bravado


Wow! I was one of the winners! Woo-hoo!

I know the contest is closed, but how about another pirate joke? Whenever anyone spontaneously orders me to "Tell a joke!" this is the one I use.

CAPTAIN BRAVADO



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wolf_scarlet Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!


A new guy shows up for a job on a pirate ship. He walks into the galley, where all the pirates are eating beans. "I'm here for a job," he said. The pirate captain looks at him, sort of leans over and
 
ladyxxkiller Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

you can have me chest but leave me booty alone!
 
chochiyo_sama Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!
Arr, me hardies!  Here be a fine pirate lass, ready to become the next scourge of the high seas.  Heave to, and prepare to be boaded.



 
popuranoki Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

I walked the plank, and landed on a shark's booty...geddit..yeah that was terrible
 
laura_seabrook Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!
Sorry, that was yesterday.
 
aurumaya Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!


Well.. This is a stupid writer's block. .. arr.
 
vatteanda Вопрос дня: Talk like a pirate day!
Ага, естественно.
 
tsunekipanda Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!


So a pirate walks into a bar, okay, and swaggers up to the barkeep and demands a glass of rum. I believe his exact words were "Your rum or your life, dog, what'll it be?".

And so the bartender, being
 
thnidu Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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 RRR             RRR
 RRR       &
 
pbthelma Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!


A captain of a pirate ship was well liked by his crew & had a reputation for bravery. Every time he approached a ship & prepared for battle he would turn to his first mate and say "fetch me my red shi
 
pcdriver Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

How to Replace the DVD Drive Laser on an XBox 360

The Xbox 360 uses a DVD drive that is functionally similar to those found in computers. A defective DVD laser diode renders the DVD drive useless and m

 
musicgal93 Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!
Q.) What did the Pirate say when the ship's steering wheel got caught on his pants?
A.) ARRRRG, it's drivin' me nuts!
 
dcsprouse001 Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!
Ummm...Let's see here.

As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

Ahahaha!
Oh God. That was terrible...
 
mrssalgatar Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!


arrrr...good day all ye landlubbers! - hahaha...this is fun!
 
a_wa Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!


Pirates, eh?










;)

(I take no credit for those GIFs)
 
yenoram Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!


Q: How does Captain Hook pick his nose?
A: Very carefully!