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What's the best pick-up line you ever heard (or tried)? What's the worst? If you're instantly attracted to someone, will a stupid pick-up line dampen your interest?

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[info]plasticpingu8 Writer's Block: Come here often?


Not technically a pick up line, but a damn creepy moment: I once said "I'm hot" in front of one of my tutors, and he said "I know" and wiggled his eyebrows. I think I may have broken the world speed r
 
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[info]miha_gordienko Вопрос дня: Часто здесь бываете?

Честно говоря, не так часто приходилось знакомиться...
Самая нелепая, по-моему - спросить который час)
 
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[info]brittxor0se Writer's Block: Come here often?


       I don't think there is such thing as a good pickup line so I can't really think of the best one I've heard. Usually guys who use pickup lines are not the kind of
 
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[info]june_bugxo Writer's Block: Come here often?

1: never heard a good one really..
2: i like your pants, but they would look better on my floor.
3: and probably not, i actually find bad pick up lines cute :)
 
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[info]crazydame3 Writer's Block: Come here often?

Nice shoes...wanna fuck?
 
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[info]yohkowin_0124 Writer's Block: Come here often?

Well, all the pick up lines I'd know are in spanish. And some are so freaking original you have to give them credit for it. But if it's nasty then you just screwed everything and I'll probably answer
 
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[info]sam1712 Writer's Block: Come here often?

LOL. one of my exes used a horrible chat up line on me, i sometimes wander to this day how we got beyond it. i think it was because i was rather drunk and so was he. but although i failed to remember
 
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[info]klarityk Writer's Block: Come here often?


The best pickup line I've ever heard I just heard recently. You go up to someone in a club, hold up a cloth and go "Does this smell like chloroform?"
 
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[info]cyberstormalpha Writer's Block: Come here often?

Ah, pick-up lines.  When used in jest with a good friend or loved one, they can be most amusing.  Reversing them can also have amusing results.

I still stick my personal best: "Nice (ins
 
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[info]runekev0 Writer's Block: Come here often?

Lol, The Worst Pick Up Line I Ever Herd Was When Someone Was Hitting On My Friend Susan And He Said To Her "Do You Work On A Farm? Cause You Sure Know How To Raise A Cock." She Ended Up Lyin
 
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[info]darlafornia Writer's Block: Come here often?

I don't think anyone has used a pick-up line on me. I've certainly never used any. I'm not instantly attracted to anyone -- it's personality that wins me over, regardless of appearances -- so the fina
 
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[info]farfromhope05 Writer's Block: Come here often?

      best pick-up line i've ever heard was someone gestures with one finger for you to come over to them, you do and they whisper in your ear "If i can make you come wit
 
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[info]tigbit your hair is like a shimmering chocolate waterfall


Haven't ever really heard a good one, truth be told, but the worst was definitely said to one of my friends in France. I think I've told everyone this before, but one night we had moved into phase two
 
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[info]beccaboo2010 Writer's Block: Come here often?

I have heard tons, and I think they are definitely funny and lighten the mood XD
 
[info]natasha_zandel Вопрос дня: Часто здесь бываете?

Плохо начинать с избитого разговора о погоде
 
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[info]foxdiva9 Writer's Block: Come here often?

My Favorites pick up lines are:
"Did it hurt when you fell from Hevean?"
"Do you have any over due books, b/c you are Fine!"
"Do you take Kartate, b/c your body is Kicken!"
&
 
Little Blue
[info]wickedluvie Writer's Block: Come here often?

Honestly Pick up lines really don' work for me! and I don't use them. I would have to say the worst, but yet it was kinda funny. When I was in 7th grade I had a guy tell me my eyes were sooo pretty th
 
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[info]ninjapikmin Writer's Block: Come here often?

Best: "Hey baby; you just turned my software into hardware!" :Fail:
Worst: "Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
Dampen: No; as long
 
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[info]emmytheerat Writer's Block: Come here often?

Best pick up line ever, is also the worst pick up line I have ever heard, but it was so damn hilarious it has to top the list :)

Wanna hear it? Of course you don't but I'm going to tell you becaus
 
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[info]pjspride Writer's Block: Come here often?

Pick up lines to me are really dumb, if you want to talk to someone sit down and say hello, make a comment on something. Horrible ones? "So is the key around your neck the key to your heart?"
 
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[info]funstm Writer's Block: Come here often?

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. That's pretty good I reckon. There's a lot of bad ones out there. None I can think of offhand. If he's really hot and it's not totally degr
 

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