Date: Mon Aug 12 11:46:20 2013
A machine ordered me to "congratulate" someone called "claw of cat" today. So, here's some magic flying boots, I guess.
Anyway, congratulations on the whole "being born" deal, and also for trying your best to become who you really are. You did a fantastic job of the first thing, and, knowing you, I bet you're doing a pretty good job of that other thing, too.