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Saturday, February 23rd, 2008
5:05 am [retard_riot]	i  just got done living in the woods after a month. fuck yeah i hope the first shower i can get is in a clean white tub. woooo. (1 hell no | Take A Bath )
Monday, December 24th, 2007
12:16 am [alasbabylon]	making out after you've both just eaten something garlicky and delicious? so good! ( Take A Bath )
Sunday, October 14th, 2007
1:38 pm [alasbabylon]	i hooked up with my 'manager' (our workplace is sort of pseudo-collectivised, but still, it sounds way dirtier if i say i hooked up with my manager, and i'm easily amused), and not only did he totally snuggle his face all up in my armpits, he said they smelled like coffee grounds, a specific type/brand from a specific place but i can't remember which. he smelled like a mix of tofu, nutritional yeast, and that generic yet lovely sweaty man-stench. we'd both showered fairly recently. that was a fun night. Current Mood: hungry ( Take A Bath )
Saturday, September 29th, 2007
9:04 pm [alasbabylon]	after dealing with a batshit crazy coworker, one of my other co-workers comes over needing a hug. later that day, as we share a pizza, the conversation goes to hygiene or lack thereof, and he mentions that while we were hugging our collective smell was overpowering. turns out we both stank even when we do wash with tons of dr. bronners - he'd showered that morning, i on wednesday. awwww ( Take A Bath )
Monday, June 11th, 2007
9:07 pm [piracypunk]	i know this isnt about smelling, but i made this community so fuck you.this is my train set, i do this all day.... im a loser. thats my grim reaper, the "black death" hearse, and a sweet tomb stone angel thing theres a women coming out of the ground on the left guy painting an anarchist sign on a boxcar zombie fucking a car up, the church is on fire. sweet house i made, has a pumken on the roof some punks fucking with the police people painting "the end is now" on the side of the firestation (4 hell no s | Take A Bath )
Thursday, May 17th, 2007
10:36 am [t_f_p]	newbie I just joined and wnated to say hello. I realized the other week that the only reason that I bathed (a full shower both in the morning and before I go to bed!) was to make my acne better. but, after recent experimentation I have realzed that I can go days without bathing and actually have my face clear up! so, throughout the day, I will splash water all over my face, but other than that, I'm not going to spend a whole lot of showertime. I've believed for a long time that bathing everyday wasn't neccesary. (2 hell no s | Take A Bath )
Thursday, March 8th, 2007
12:15 am [bucketofpuke]	Where the fuck do you kids in DC/Baltisnore go for medical studies? Help me out. (5 hell no s | Take A Bath )
Friday, February 2nd, 2007
7:03 pm [retard_riot]	Hi, I'm Max. I'm not incredibly *dirty*, I usually shower... ehhh, once every couple weeks, but I never ever use deoderant(genetically, I'm a walking cancer trap, and I already smoke, don't need to tempt fate any more) so I get a lot of WHOA KID YOU STINK from a lot of people. Today, in fact, my aunt, a hospice nurse, was telling me about a woman she worked with, who was very overweight, to the point of being unable to shower, was old-school and didn't use deoderant, and to top it off, my aunt worked with this lady in August. So yeah, I'm gathering that she stunk. And then... my aunt drops this statement. "You smell a lot like her, even though you're skinny and it's the middle of winter." Dude. Do I just have amazing powers of stench or something? Current Mood: amused Current Music: INDK- Killing is Contagious ( Take A Bath )
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
4:51 pm [alasbabylon]	i just took a shower. my armpits smell like chicken noodle soup. i'm vegetarian. Current Mood: chipper (1 hell no | Take A Bath )
Thursday, January 25th, 2007
5:46 pm [one_man_riot]	mmmm garlic bread My feet (toes specifically) smell quite a bit like garlic bread for some reason. It's making me hungry. Current Mood: hungry ( Take A Bath )
Sunday, October 22nd, 2006
10:25 am [killyougood]	i took an ear piercing out this morning, wiped the gunk off of it, shoved it back in & smelled my fingers. they smelled EXACTLY like this garlic bread from some pizza place but i cant remember which one. ( Take A Bath )
Tuesday, September 5th, 2006
3:46 am [peaceluvanarchy]	hmmm.... so final conflict was a great show the other night,.... any fuckers who life by the showcse in corona california go on the 23 to see phobia and sabu......... yeah and on october 30 vice squad is playing..... yeah................. Current Mood: (/l\) (A) (E) (U) Current Music: DYSToPIA..... backstabber (1 hell no | Take A Bath )
Monday, August 21st, 2006
6:40 pm [alasbabylon]	a pretty little story so i'm riding the subway home, sitting towards the end of the car. at some point this dude, and later this woman, wander over a few seats down from me and sit. at some point they start complaining about how bad it smells; i vaguely remember the girl saying something like 'i don't believe in deodorant' and they guy making some comment about lesbians. meanwhile i have bad a.d.d. and think nothing of it. eventually they relocate. i contintue to daydream/get distracted like usual. at some point i happen to stare off to my left, i see them exiting the train and the girl yells 'hey stinky get a razor and some deodorant!' it takes a few seconds to register that she was probably talking to me. once that happens i'm all like 'ew no what the fuck that's dumb' and laugh internally. the end. and how have y'all been? Current Mood: tired (3 hell no s | Take A Bath )
1:35 pm [starr_poet]	so.. i start school next week, and i realized when i was registering today that the smells of other people are so flowery. Soiciety in this aspect have trained themselves to think that "people" smell like perfume. Im not going to shower more, or start wearing deoderant.. no way.. But i think cutting onions and garlic intake down will help.. i just have never been in close quarters with people who smell like bottles of stankwater in a long time. Im also hoping not to lose potential friends before i get to talk to them about their misguided personal hygine practices. any suggestions? (8 hell no s | Take A Bath )
Friday, August 18th, 2006
1:18 am [bucketofpuke]	Did anyone end up going to that house show in Philly after Pointless got cancelled (I heard a dog got hit? Fucking sucks worse that the fest getting shut down) where Magrudergrind, A Warm Gun and Chainsaw to the Face played? Did anyone feel completely enthralled by the smell radiating around the back yard? A mix between BO, weed, booze and crotch I'm guessing. Basically whenever you wear a new tshirt for a few weeks and then there's that tangy sorta thing goin on in the pits? Yeah, that. (4 hell no s | Take A Bath )
Monday, July 10th, 2006
6:28 pm [killyougood]	i bathe my dog more than i bathe myself EDIT: i just got an email from the too_much_info community that i x posted this to and they rejected it. how the fuck is that not too much info or not abiding by their rules? fuckin dicks. i guess since its not an "i farted and it smelled LOL!" post they dont want it... (1 hell no | Take A Bath )
Thursday, June 1st, 2006
6:05 pm [katelovesyou]	first time poster, long time smeller. short sotry. yesterday in my TV Broadcasting class, this kid came up to me and sprayed me with this girls perfume and i asked him "what the fuck was that for?" and he replied with "you smell like the port-a-pottie at a NASCAR race." it was amazing. (6 hell no s | Take A Bath )
Monday, May 22nd, 2006
9:40 pm [one_man_riot]	fried sweat Has anybody else mistaked their old sweat-smell for fried food? I just caught a whiff of what I'd thought was someone frying something tasty and was wondering where the food was, but then I realized that nobody was cooking anything and that the smell was really just coming up out of my t-shirt. i thought i had granola bar crumbs on my head last night (cuz my baby nephew had been putting his hands on my head) but it turned out to just be scalp-crud. good thing i didn't eat it. has anyone else ever mistaken your breath for a fart? heh. my dad does that a lot to me. (at least, i think it's my breath, but it might be my overall smell. i don't tend to notice much anymore.) speaking of my breath, i think it smells and tastes worse when i brush my teeth at night than when i don't, which is sorta weird. and this isn't really related, but i thought i'd ask anyway: anyone else from the DC area going to Plan-It-X fest in July? i need a ride. Current Mood: hungry though i just ate Current Music: This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb - "This Is What I Want" (6 hell no s | Take A Bath )
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
2:06 pm [da_wower]	Feet/boots etc Hi all, Just joined in,and went through many arcieve entries, noticed that many of you like to wear boots, socks for long time. Just a matter of interest to you all: How many of you had athlete's foot before? Strange as it seem, feet kinda smell good when that happen! and funny how I could never get it! people all around me had it. (3 hell no s | Take A Bath )
Friday, February 10th, 2006
10:12 pm [starr_poet]	Man... So i accidentally stumbled in here.. but im glad, cause i belong. Its nice to meet other people who dont trust people who wear deoderant on a regular basis ;)! Well.. I agree with the posts ive read, and im sure there are lots more.. Ive gone months before laundry, i dont remember the last time i showered.. I have a boyfriend who showers.. somewhat,and he digs that i dont. id rather smell like a person than like perfume. Im not a flower. Anyone else ever been kicked out of somewhere just for being dirty??(not even smelly.. i tend not to waft too far) _-*-_ Gypsy Rat Current Mood: dirty Current Music: madagascar-gogol bordello/ cant go home-Left over crack (4 hell no s | Take A Bath )