mr. wiggles ([info]tenaciousb) wrote in [info]umstudents,
@ 2005-03-10 12:03:00
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craziest drinking story at UofM
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[info]nossing
2005-03-13 12:37 am UTC (link)
there is no link.

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[info]retrofribble
2005-03-13 12:40 am UTC (link)
I think you're supposed to tell one.

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[info]nossing
2005-03-13 01:19 am UTC (link)
Oh, I get it. My craziest story: I drank, then I drank some more. I jumped in the snow without enough clothes on for fun. Later, I drank even more. I woke up with a half eaten bagel in my hand.

Your icon is dumb.

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[info]savesthe_daving
2005-03-13 01:33 am UTC (link)
someone fell out of our 3rd floor balcony at my apt at before school starts party this last fall.

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[info]tenaciousb
2005-03-13 01:36 am UTC (link)
jesus, that's like the wrestler who was discovered on the ground with a broken arm and not very open on how he got there. police looked up and saw claw marks on the outside of his open window.

fell out of w quad and tried to claim it wasnt alcohol related.

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[info]zakat451
2005-03-13 06:27 am UTC (link)
Um, let's see. Story one(from freshman year):

First frat party I ever go to, I bong a full beer. 30 seconds or so after I proceed to puke in the fratboys' full garbage can. A friend of mine gets beer spilled on him by a girl, who then frenches him as a form of apology.

Story two (from last february):

I go to Skeepers, drink. Drink some more. Drink until I cant keep my head up above the table. Stumble back home, literally having trouble walking. Puke in the snow outside some random house on state street. Once I get home, I puke some more and finally manage to haul myself into bed.

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[info]poopbucket
2005-03-13 06:34 am UTC (link)
i'm only a freshman so i don't have too many stories. 1) my friend and i were at a party and he was trying to impress one of the girls by break dancing, and in the middle of the worm he puked all over the floor. i think it's pretty obvious that he's not a smooth guy. after that, he downed about 5 more beers.
2) this isn't really crazy, but it sucked. i drank at this one girl's dorm who i had a relationship with, and we both got drunk to the point of puking. while she was puking, i was calling her a dirty whore and a fuckin bitch. two days later, i got mono. and i haven't talked to her since.

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[info]sommy
2005-03-13 06:39 am UTC (link)
My recurring story:

Went to some overcrowded party where the keg, outside in the backyard/on the balcony kept spitting out foam instead of actual beer. A bunch of people got into fights, and then I went home because I was bored. The end.

Not crazy, but the degree of similarity between each scenario is uncanny.

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[info]savesthe_daving
2005-03-13 02:24 pm UTC (link)
your story is one experienced by me as well, and i'm sure many, many other people.

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[info]juliandrago
2005-03-13 06:39 am UTC (link)
A friend of mine lived in the top floor of an apartment building, 3 stories up. One night, after much heavy drinking, he climbs out of his window and gets onto the roof (his floor was the top floor). Once on the top, he pukes, and successfully manages to hit each and every window balcony as the puke goes on its way down. 1000 points.

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[info]zakat451
2005-03-13 06:42 pm UTC (link)
hahaha

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[info]slaunchaman
2005-03-13 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Go to a house. There's a keg and it's a sports team celebrating their existence. The line is so long it takes 15 minutes to get a beer and thus I can't drink enough to actually get drunk. Walk to Subway, eat. Go home.

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[info]tenaciousb
2005-03-13 04:59 pm UTC (link)
i'm going to guess you've been to crew parties

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[info]slaunchaman
2005-03-13 05:11 pm UTC (link)
Might've been. It was a friend-of-a-friend type thing, so I'm not even sure what sport it was.

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[info]spazzling21
2005-03-13 10:39 pm UTC (link)
soccer

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[info]spazzling21
2005-03-13 10:42 pm UTC (link)
and you just left too early. alex and i had a pretty good time.

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[info]always_dozin
2005-03-13 09:43 pm UTC (link)
I saw this link through a friend's page. I goto MSU.

Obviously MSU Crew parties must be nothing like the UofM crew parties. Our parties are massive, ppl getting naked, random hookups, pretty much the best parties ive ever been to have been our crew parties.

ps never a long line for the kegs we have

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[info]tenaciousb
2005-03-13 09:48 pm UTC (link)
crew parties here end up being the most crowded event potentially of the year
500 people all crammed into houses never meant to hold that much, etc.

i'll have to check out the crew parties when i'm working on my Masters there

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[info]blondie72903
2005-03-14 07:21 pm UTC (link)
crew parties here are great. yeah they're big, you just have to have connections (i'm on the men's team) sadly i missed a lot of the parties this year, but they are always fun to hear about after, with all the above mentioned, plus something usually getting broken and a run-in with the cops. the trick to beating the keg lines is not only to have connections and cut, but to come wasted. probably the best parties i've been to.

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[info]spazzling21
2005-03-13 10:46 pm UTC (link)
that is not your craziest story. LoL. being drunk for like 16 hours beats that shitty story....

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[info]slaunchaman
2005-03-14 12:01 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that one was subpar. But the party you speak of was only crazy for everyone else. I didn't puke, I slept that night, and I just had a good time in general. So for me it wasn't crazy. I'm not the one whose bathroom was covered in puke, either.

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[info]spazzling21
2005-03-14 12:46 am UTC (link)
bathroom AND living room, dude. ...at least when i woke up in the morning, it was all clean! LoL. yay for people not drinking that much and being nice enough to clean up other people's puke so i don't have to clean my own apt! :-D

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[info]daychokesnight
2005-03-13 10:25 pm UTC (link)
My favorite memory: The cops actually complimenting us on our 4'x8' Drink-O game, sitting out on our front yard, as they wrote us a ticket. "Oh, so it's like The Price Is Right, eh? Looks like fun."

Most other good nights I don't remember much of.

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[info]cokewithdrawl
2005-03-14 07:35 am UTC (link)
I think I may have actually played your Drink-O game. It was excellent.

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[info]por_que_no
2005-03-14 12:51 am UTC (link)
Quite a few...most of them during Welcome Week. First frat party I ever went to, my roommate, our hallmate and I stumble back the 2 blocks to our dorm. Roommate proceeds to open a package of maxi pads and starts chasing me down the hall sticking them all over me with hallmate laughing hysterically. Maxi pad battle ensues. Hallmate and I decide to shower and inexplicably hallmate's totally sober roommate (who thinks you're a horrible person if you drink) is still up and goes to shower too. Hallmate and I do our best to feign sobriety while showering. Go back to my room, pass out. Have Honors book discussion the next morning, skip. lol

Those were the days...

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[info]sajtboy
2005-03-14 03:28 pm UTC (link)
  • Drunk new friend accidently gives me her mom's cell phone number which I call at 3:30 in the morning vaguely commenting on how I hope she feels better in the morning. Her mom somehow made the connection.

  • By the end of the OSU game (a sad day requiring a lot of drinking), I was in no shape to stop my housemates from dressing me up. Bastards.

  • My housemate loudly and dramatically going over his grad. school exam that he basically failed during a huge house party to the cheers of everyone for each one he got wrong.

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    10+ rounds of jose cuervo
    [info]blondie72903
    2005-03-14 07:25 pm UTC (link)
    my friend and i threw a jello-wrestling party this summer. we were prepared to be the only wrestlers for awhile, so we finished off a liter of tequila between the 2 us before the party started, 10 rds, margaritas, more rds, and then proceeded to drunkenly wrestle for the rest of the night, intermixing with random keg stands, a noise violation, and losing pieces of clothing...we're still being filled in on some of the events of that night! not to mention, the jello was orange and definetly stained the us, and the house--even the ceiling....great party.

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    [info]askly
    2005-03-17 02:01 am UTC (link)
    So my friend and I are setting up the punchbowl for the party, and we're like, "fuck it!" We raid my roommate's supply of vodka and just fill the mother up. Then we mix in six packs of grape kool-aid so it looks all purple and shit. At first we're just going to taste some (damn is it sour!) but we end up polishing off half of that bastard, which is like one bottle each. Next thing I know her hand is down my pants, and I'm throwing a shotglass into the fireplace. She's like "shit man you got to stop" and I'm like "pussy!" so she throws a shotglass into the fireplace just to show she can. Then I have to throw one harder and pretty soon every damn glass in the house is in pieces against the wall. By that time the punchbowl is empty, so we throw it too. Then we're pukin and pukin and we wish we had that punchbowl back, but we figure we'll clean it up later. Then we're like shit, we need burgers, so we stagger out into the night. It's like february but we're wearing T-shirts and jeans (well we were in jeans but now we're in boxers for some reason or other). So we make it to Scorekeepers and we're going to get burgers, but instead we start ordering Jose Cuervo shots. For the first seven or so we're okay, but then I forget that we're not at home and I start hurling the empty glasses against the wall. I'm hitting this one sweet spot on the wall over and over and sending glass everywhere, and then I hear some chick scream "fuck!" She runs up and is all shouting in my face, so I deck her. Grope her ass on the way down too. After I smack her she's more agreeable, and she starts comin on to me. So we go back home -- stop at village corner first to get another couple bottles of Five o'clock -- and then we have this wild threesome for like six hours. Man can that chick scream! So the next morning the sun's up and we're like, fuck! Where the hell are we? Cause we're sure not in my house. We get the hell out of there and once we're in the sunlight I look at this chick and I'm like "holy shit! professor H-----?" It's my fuckin english lit prof! She says "class is canceled today. Never speak a word of this to anyone or I'll have your ass." I never told this story until today... but she sure has had my ass.

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