Happy Mitch Hedberg Day!!!
Mar. 28th, 2008 | 02:46 pm
mood: 
crazy
music: Mitch Hedberg - Live @ 40 Watt
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People used to think I was high on stage, because people associate long hair with drug use. I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use. Like an extreme longing for cake. Then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake. He is on bunt cake." Mothers would say to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore! He smells like flour.
Did you see how excited he got when he heard your birthday was fast approaching?"
Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I fucked up.
I like baked potatoes, man. I don’t have a microwave oven. It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one. By the time it’s done, who knows.
I’ll tell ya, I go to a craft fair, I see a jar of jelly beans. They say, “Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar and you win a prize!” Aw come on, man. Let me just have some. I’ll tell you what, you guess how many I want. If you said a handful, you are right.
About once every three years I think about buying a yo-yo. I’ll be at the store and I’ll come upon the yo-yo section. And I’ll fantasize about mastering it to the point where it becomes a reference as to who I am. “Do you know Mitch Hedberg? Is he that guy that kicks ass on the yo-yo?” Yes I do. He is cool.
Every day for breakfast I have a bowl of instant oatmeal, then I don't do anything for an hour. Makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal. I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. Come on four billion! Fuck, seven! Not even close. I need some more dice. Four billion divided by six. At least.
On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite.
Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?
Hey man, I went to the Home Depot, y'know, the other day... which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot.
Which is just a big warehouse with people standing around saying, "Hey, we ain't gotta fix, shit!"
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. If it were 2-in-1 it would be overflowing. The bottle would be all sticky and shit...
For more awesome quotes I found a really awesome website: http://www. hedburgh. com/quoter. php
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R.I.P. Mitch...
1968-2005
Did you see how excited he got when he heard your birthday was fast approaching?"
Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I fucked up.
I like baked potatoes, man. I don’t have a microwave oven. It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one. By the time it’s done, who knows.
I’ll tell ya, I go to a craft fair, I see a jar of jelly beans. They say, “Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar and you win a prize!” Aw come on, man. Let me just have some. I’ll tell you what, you guess how many I want. If you said a handful, you are right.
About once every three years I think about buying a yo-yo. I’ll be at the store and I’ll come upon the yo-yo section. And I’ll fantasize about mastering it to the point where it becomes a reference as to who I am. “Do you know Mitch Hedberg? Is he that guy that kicks ass on the yo-yo?” Yes I do. He is cool.
Every day for breakfast I have a bowl of instant oatmeal, then I don't do anything for an hour. Makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal. I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. Come on four billion! Fuck, seven! Not even close. I need some more dice. Four billion divided by six. At least.
On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite.
Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?
Hey man, I went to the Home Depot, y'know, the other day... which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot.
Which is just a big warehouse with people standing around saying, "Hey, we ain't gotta fix, shit!"
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. If it were 2-in-1 it would be overflowing. The bottle would be all sticky and shit...
For more awesome quotes I found a really awesome website: http://www. hedburgh. com/quoter. php
=]
R.I.P. Mitch...
1968-2005
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Adios my friends.
Mar. 21st, 2008 | 11:38 pm
mood: 
content
music: 30 Seconds To Mars - "Echelon"
posted by: diztortion in triviumfans
Hey everyone, as you know I am the founder of this community and several others on LiveJournal. I of course no longer maintain this community, or several of my others for that matter, and will now be leaving the community.
Trivium are no longer the band I started listening to over 5 years ago when I saw them in a very small club before anyone knew who they were. They started off a very strong band, made two amazing albums, and then I think they started trying too hard to sound like their idols.
Thanks to everyone that joined this community over the years. It was of course the first Trivium community on LiveJournal and remains the largest and the most active [sad considering how few posts there have been in the past two years]. Accept NO cheap immitations.
It was awesome knowing all of you. Keep it METAL and ROCK on!
--diztortion
Check out other communities I've founded (*some I still maintain) on LiveJournal:
killswitch_e* - First, largest, and most active Killswitch Engage community.
10_years* - First, largest, and most active 10 Years community.
_shadowsfall_ - First, largest, and most active Shadows Fall community.
illninofans - A new Ill Nino community I founded since the others sucked.
_fearfactory_ - Largest and most active Fear Factory community, once again the others sucked.
silent_civilian - First Silent Civilian community.
_spineshank_ - First, largest, and [was] the most active SpineShank community.
aotwfans - First Ascension of the Watchers (Ex-Fear Factory) community.
Trivium are no longer the band I started listening to over 5 years ago when I saw them in a very small club before anyone knew who they were. They started off a very strong band, made two amazing albums, and then I think they started trying too hard to sound like their idols.
Thanks to everyone that joined this community over the years. It was of course the first Trivium community on LiveJournal and remains the largest and the most active [sad considering how few posts there have been in the past two years]. Accept NO cheap immitations.
It was awesome knowing all of you. Keep it METAL and ROCK on!
--
diztortionCheck out other communities I've founded (*some I still maintain) on LiveJournal:
killswitch_e* - First, largest, and most active Killswitch Engage community.10_years* - First, largest, and most active 10 Years community._shadowsfall_ - First, largest, and most active Shadows Fall community.illninofans - A new Ill Nino community I founded since the others sucked._fearfactory_ - Largest and most active Fear Factory community, once again the others sucked.silent_civilian - First Silent Civilian community._spineshank_ - First, largest, and [was] the most active SpineShank community.aotwfans - First Ascension of the Watchers (Ex-Fear Factory) community.Permalink | Leave a comment {1} | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend
Hey everyone..
Mar. 21st, 2008 | 09:25 pm
location: Richmond, Virginia
mood: cool
music: Contempt Breeds Contamination - Trivium
posted by: icewind24 in triviumfans
Hey everyone.. how are all you crazy motherfuckers doing tonight!
Ever since I heard "A Gunshot To The Head Of Trepidation" and "Detonation" I have been hooked on all of everything Trivium has ever put out! thing is I only have one of the band's albums "The Crusade" and I am trying to get the other 2 albums but need help deciding on which to go with next "Ascendancy" or "Ember To Inferno"
Any opinions? I know Gunshot is on Ascendancy and it's making it a fucking tough choice! HELP!
(BTW: I just started a another Trivium communitytriviumone, it is UN-Moderated, only has a few rules and needs members, come on in and check it out! there are no posts yet as I just started it at 10PM yesterday! see you around here and maybe even there!)
Ever since I heard "A Gunshot To The Head Of Trepidation" and "Detonation" I have been hooked on all of everything Trivium has ever put out! thing is I only have one of the band's albums "The Crusade" and I am trying to get the other 2 albums but need help deciding on which to go with next "Ascendancy" or "Ember To Inferno"
Any opinions? I know Gunshot is on Ascendancy and it's making it a fucking tough choice! HELP!
(BTW: I just started a another Trivium community
triviumone, it is UN-Moderated, only has a few rules and needs members, come on in and check it out! there are no posts yet as I just started it at 10PM yesterday! see you around here and maybe even there!)Permalink | Leave a comment {1} | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend
IN STUDIO
Nov. 6th, 2007 | 04:13 am
posted by: dostupz in triviumfans
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Oct. 22nd, 2007 | 11:39 am
posted by: executionsty1e in triviumfans
Never thought i'd say this... But this band is starting to BLOW.