sweet_gardenia (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} sweet_gardenia) wrote in ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} misfitmormon,@ 2005-03-18 15:53:00 |
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A writing challenge...
If you dare....
A 100 word story. Exactly a hundred words. Nothing more and nothing less. A full story with beginning middle and end and a rudimentary plot of sorts ;O) Realism, fantasy/sci-fi, western...all genres are acceptable *throws down the gauntlet* I'll start.
He began as a hopeful, nameless barbarian with dreams of being another Alexander or Hannibal. An elephant stepped on his head, ending the dreams.
As fate and reincarnation would have it, he next became aware of his crustaceous self in the lobster tank of Cap’n Dan’s Seafood. Ever enthusiastic, even with eyes on stems, he followed his warrior’s heart.
Ten minutes of carnage later, Bisque the Conqueror squealed as he was dropped in boiling water.
Unsure of what to do with him after that, the gods gave him the janitor position. He conquered the bathrooms and finally knew simple happiness.
(I was bored...what can I say?)
If you dare....
A 100 word story. Exactly a hundred words. Nothing more and nothing less. A full story with beginning middle and end and a rudimentary plot of sorts ;O) Realism, fantasy/sci-fi, western...all genres are acceptable *throws down the gauntlet* I'll start.
He began as a hopeful, nameless barbarian with dreams of being another Alexander or Hannibal. An elephant stepped on his head, ending the dreams.
As fate and reincarnation would have it, he next became aware of his crustaceous self in the lobster tank of Cap’n Dan’s Seafood. Ever enthusiastic, even with eyes on stems, he followed his warrior’s heart.
Ten minutes of carnage later, Bisque the Conqueror squealed as he was dropped in boiling water.
Unsure of what to do with him after that, the gods gave him the janitor position. He conquered the bathrooms and finally knew simple happiness.
(I was bored...what can I say?)
