The Rev. LiveJournal Oracle ([info]jameth) wrote in [info]linguaphiles,
@ 2005-01-05 21:54:00
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Could someone please translate the text in the following image?



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[info]girlvinyl
2005-01-06 05:55 am UTC (link)
WHAT THE FUCK?!!?

Oh... people who like tonuges?
LATIN REPREZENT!

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[info]yadfothgildloc
2005-01-06 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Eugepie!!

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[info]progenies
2005-01-06 05:56 am UTC (link)
Its Japanese, I can tell that, its FREAKY, thats for sure, and I think its too small for anyone to read, and its in a harder-to read calligraphy form.

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[info]jameth
2005-01-06 05:59 am UTC (link)
which is why i posted here. lol

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[info]jaymosch
2005-01-06 05:58 am UTC (link)
Too hard to read, obviously written whilst preoccupied.

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[info]tenou_k
2005-01-06 08:25 am UTC (link)
Ahahaha...

Very funny. : )

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[info]penguinfairy
2005-01-06 06:00 am UTC (link)
Is that Toshio Saeki's work?

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[info]krasota
2005-01-06 07:54 am UTC (link)
Hokusai. One of my favorite Hokusai pieces. *sigh*

I've seen representations of and octopus and a fisherman's wife in other prints, too. Makes one wonder . . .

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[info]girlvinyl
2005-01-06 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Are you a furry?

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[info]krasota
2005-01-06 07:36 pm UTC (link)
That's a rather odd question.

No.

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[info]girlvinyl
2005-01-06 07:37 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes you just have to check.

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-06 09:18 pm UTC (link)
furry? tentacly?

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[info]girlvinyl
2005-01-06 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Yes. Exactly.

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[info]squidflakes
2005-01-08 03:19 am UTC (link)
I think they are called Squishies... I think..

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[info]squidflakes
2005-01-08 03:20 am UTC (link)
Believe it or not, I've got a version of that print on a hawaiian shirt

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[info]krasota
2005-01-08 05:24 pm UTC (link)
Wow.

That's amazing.

I'd love to see a pic.

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[info]polexa
2005-01-06 06:06 am UTC (link)
If you post a higher resolution copy of this picture, people might be able to help you. As it stands, it's a lot like the bottom line of the eyesight test at the optometrist if a three year old had tried to write it in cursive.

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[info]varjosusi
2005-01-06 06:14 am UTC (link)
more proof that tentacle fetishes have been around a long time :P

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[info]avocadobravado
2005-01-06 06:18 am UTC (link)
those crazy japanese.

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[info]varjosusi
2005-01-06 06:32 am UTC (link)
heh, the tentacle fetish isn't nearly as bad as the chaste4cthulhu community here on LJ. thats mixing a tentacle fetish with a death wish, and just so wrong...

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[info]avocadobravado
2005-01-06 06:54 am UTC (link)
No way. That has to be a joke.

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[info]varjosusi
2005-01-06 06:57 am UTC (link)
maybe, but with people the way they are, you never know...

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I win
[info]jaymosch
2005-01-06 06:35 am UTC (link)
HOKUSAI'S OCTOPI AND THE MAIDEN

From Kino-e-no-komatsu Collection, 1826

OCTOPUS MAXIMUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I
have you in my grasp! Your "bobo" is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior
to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do ot
masterfully, I'll guide yo to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelope
you. "Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu..."

MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me
gasp for breath! Aah! yes... it's... There.!!! With the sucker, the
sucker!! inside, squiggle, squiggle, Oooh! Oooh, good, Oooh good! There,
there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, Aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet!
Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How
are you able...!? Ooh! "yoyoyooh, Saa... Hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu
chyu guzu guzu suu suuu...."

OCTOPUS MAXIMUS: All eigth legs (arms?) to interwine with!! How do you like
it htis way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters
of lust. "Nura nura doku doku doku..."

MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left my
hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I 've Vanished....!!!!!!

OCTOPUS MINIMUM: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers
at the ridge of your furry place until you dissapear and then I'll suck
some more, "chyu chyu.."

Translation of the inscription by: James Heaton and Toyoshima Mizuho
Published in the Kyoto Journal, No. 18, 1992

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[info]progenies
2005-01-06 06:39 am UTC (link)
Only in Japan.

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[info]varjosusi
2005-01-06 06:55 am UTC (link)
135/136 (depending on when it was made) years of tentacle fetishes, at least ;)

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[info]homasse
2005-01-06 09:23 am UTC (link)
And now, suddenly, all the tentacle porn makes more sense.

*g* Ahhh, Japan.

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[info]gniko
2005-01-06 06:56 am UTC (link)
Hokusai did octopus porn?

that's too funny.

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[info]bleedingcherub
2005-01-06 05:51 pm UTC (link)
Oh my GOD.

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[info]glossypaper
2005-01-06 08:29 pm UTC (link)
"Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu..."
"yoyoyooh, Saa... Hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu...."
"Nura nura doku doku doku..." etc.

^are those funny japanese sex sounds?

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[info]entangledbank
2005-01-06 09:20 pm UTC (link)
It's like the different words for "bow-wow" and "miaow" in different languages. In Japanese octopuses say "Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu" when they ravish women, but in English we say... um... *looks up dictionary*

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[info]nebulawindphone
2005-01-08 12:10 am UTC (link)
There's only one way to find out...

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[info]shiro_no_wired
2005-01-06 10:20 pm UTC (link)
Zuu-tentacles sliding over skin
sufu sufu-rubbing
chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu-various oral functions
fufufuuu-laughter. Fu is pronounced in a way similar to hu. Don't know the IPA.
yoyoyooh-moaning
Hicha hicha gucha gucha-the sounds of being sucked on
guzu guzu suu suuu....-oozing, I think...O.o
Nura nura-arousal
doku doku...-hitting

Does that satisfy your curiosity? *icky*

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[info]jameth
2005-01-07 12:56 am UTC (link)
Are you serious?

*chyu chyu*

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[info]croi_iarainn
2005-01-18 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Proof that the Japanese are three tabs shy of an overdose...oy vey

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[info]the_cowch
2005-01-20 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Bobo, by the way, means... *ahem* err... cunt.

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[info]aberranteyes
2005-02-05 02:16 pm UTC (link)
(Here via [info]chn_breathmint).

Actually, manko means "cunt". I suspect bobo means something more like "pussy" or "hoo-hah".

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[info]the_cowch
2005-02-05 08:08 pm UTC (link)
No, manko means pussy, bobo means cunt. Seriously. That's why you see manko so much more often.

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You win
[info]aberranteyes
2005-02-06 02:47 am UTC (link)
Since I hadn't seen bobo anywhere prior to this post (unless you count Bobobôbo Bôbobo), I guess you're right. My bad.

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[info]chaoswolf1982
2005-10-26 08:49 pm UTC (link)
If "bobo" is "cunt", then "Bobobobo bobobo" is, what, "cunt cunt cunt"?

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[info]aberranteyes
2005-10-26 10:41 pm UTC (link)
More likely something to do with hair.

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[info]ladymalchav
2005-10-27 05:08 am UTC (link)
No, it's just random.

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[info]nimuroji
2005-01-06 03:49 pm UTC (link)
I have no idea about this artist but is it just weird porno/hentai whatever or does it have some deeper meaning behind it, is the artist making a comment about something other than "some people are strange"?

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[info]squidflakes
2005-01-08 03:25 am UTC (link)
The octopus is the classic Japanese symbol for romantic love, because it has a strong grip. Thats where the perversion comes in, taking the symbol of romantic love and turning it into a rape fantasy.

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[info]uber1337n3ss
2005-01-06 07:39 pm UTC (link)
I think I saw this on Wikipedia once. I decided to read about hentai and this is one of the first examples of "tentacle rape" hentai in history.

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[info]champagnesheik
2005-01-07 02:08 am UTC (link)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING!!!!

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[info]scarletdemon
2005-01-08 12:07 am UTC (link)
"I don't care what it is, I like anything that tastes of fish"?

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