Ellen Smithee ([info]ellensmithee) wrote in [info]hp100,
@ 2004-04-17 13:58:00
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Death Is My Motor
Title: Death Is My Motor
House: Hufflepuff
Word Count: 100
A/N: HP/Discworld crossover. For Challenge #53: Dumbledore's Last Words.


"Oh, hullo, it's you again. I haven't seen you for a while."

BEEN BUSY. PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE.

"Yes, that's War for you."

QUITE.

I imagine you were with Riddle earlier, eh? Can't say I was sorry to see him go.

HE WAS QUITE UNREASONABLE ABOUT IT. HIS SORT USUALLY IS.

"Hehe. Well, I won't be keeping you, then. I'd say 'Keep in touch,' but I'm sure you'll understand if I don't."

WE WON'T BE MEETING AGAIN.

"... I see. Are you quite sure? There was so much I still wanted to do!"

NOW, NOW, HEADMASTER. LEMON DROP?

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[info]neotoma
2004-04-17 12:37 pm UTC (link)
Sweet, and Death is certainly the one being who would cut through Dumbledore's antics like that...

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[info]ellensmithee
2004-04-17 01:04 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! And I *love* your icon! :-)

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[info]jenish
2004-04-17 03:27 pm UTC (link)
Oh wow, this is fantastic! Absolutely perfect with both characters, you've got the voices really good. Well done *thumbs up*

Wouldn't it be good if Voldie died and it was Mort collecting him, not Death? How annoyed would he be?!

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[info]ellensmithee
2004-04-18 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Thanks!

Wouldn't it be good if Voldie died and it was Mort collecting him, not Death? How annoyed would he be?!

LOL! That's a hilarious thought. Perfect.

While writing this, it did occur to me that Death of Rats would come for Wormtail, but that's another challenge topic, I guess. ;-)

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[info]dphearson
2004-04-17 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Brilliant!

Just Brilliant!

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[info]ellensmithee
2004-04-18 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! And I love your icon. There's a package of old B7 zines and videos on its way to me as we speak...

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[info]marksykins
2004-04-17 08:40 pm UTC (link)
Bwahahaha! Loved that, I did.

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[info]ellensmithee
2004-04-18 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! :-)

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[info]dramaturgy
2004-04-17 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Hilarious. :D Reminds me of Good Omens, too.

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[info]ellensmithee
2004-04-18 09:53 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! :-D

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[info]dragonelle_fics
2004-04-18 09:34 am UTC (link)
Hee hee!

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[info]ellensmithee
2004-04-18 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! Glad to amuse. :-)

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[info]jesta_ariadne
2004-04-18 08:27 pm UTC (link)
Wheehee!! Great idea + exectution :)

And I'm having Terry Pratchett cravings now... *goes off to find Men at Arms*

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[info]ellensmithee
2004-04-18 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Thanks!

Ooh, and I gave you cravings! Go me! ;-)

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[info]frankie_lee
2004-04-20 07:48 pm UTC (link)
ROTFLMAO!! Two of my favorite characters!! Brilliant!!

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[info]isiscolo
2004-04-21 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Very well done!

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[info]katraven
2004-04-27 01:44 am UTC (link)
Hee! Well...he IS a wizard.

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