| Leine ( @ 2005-06-08 22:11:00 |
My first Glamour bombing:
I was walking down the street in my coat and sunglasses (think Neo from the Matrix). With a glowstick. And I saw this guy who looked sort of sad. I broke my glowstick (so it would start working), walked up to him, added a professional note to my voice and started this conversation:
"Excuse me sir. Have you seen any Fairies around here?"
"What!?!?"
"Fairies Sir. They're causing the heat. I'm hunting for them. Sargent Selkie of the Glamourbomb Squad."
"I see..." I gave him the glowstick.
"This is a fairy detector. If it's glowing, there are fairies around. If that happens, tell somebody wearing sunglasses like mine IMMEDIATELY. They are also undercover agents. Thank you sir" As I walked away he stood, looking at the glowstick and laughing.
It felt great. So I did it to every other person I saw on my walk home. If they were alone I explained that they should place pink glitter on the windowsill to keep "evil fae" out and "good fae" in. And if they had children, I commended them for keeping a "fairy watcher" nearby.
I think I like this type of bombing. Sort of random performance art. I think I'll try this type of thing again. With balloons and noisemakers and more glowsticks.
I was walking down the street in my coat and sunglasses (think Neo from the Matrix). With a glowstick. And I saw this guy who looked sort of sad. I broke my glowstick (so it would start working), walked up to him, added a professional note to my voice and started this conversation:
"Excuse me sir. Have you seen any Fairies around here?"
"What!?!?"
"Fairies Sir. They're causing the heat. I'm hunting for them. Sargent Selkie of the Glamourbomb Squad."
"I see..." I gave him the glowstick.
"This is a fairy detector. If it's glowing, there are fairies around. If that happens, tell somebody wearing sunglasses like mine IMMEDIATELY. They are also undercover agents. Thank you sir" As I walked away he stood, looking at the glowstick and laughing.
It felt great. So I did it to every other person I saw on my walk home. If they were alone I explained that they should place pink glitter on the windowsill to keep "evil fae" out and "good fae" in. And if they had children, I commended them for keeping a "fairy watcher" nearby.
I think I like this type of bombing. Sort of random performance art. I think I'll try this type of thing again. With balloons and noisemakers and more glowsticks.