the mary magdalene of the moon ([info]claudelemonde) wrote in [info]fridaymemos,
@ 2004-12-17 14:56:00
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drunken donuts

To: Korean barbecue
Re: "Fun"
Hi, your little condescending "vegetarians can have fun grilling, too!" thing on the menu was a total crock. My tofu stuck all up on the grill like what. The 99¢ Kirin Draft, though, was a killer. Which explains why I am now slightly drunk.

To: My body
Re: Today, 1:00pm-circa 11:00pm
We're gonna be drunk, you and I. Hell, we already are.

To: Boston cream doughnut
Re: DELICIOUSSSS
I'm drunk!

To: [info]universaldonor Re: Long John donuts
You are dumb. I got one Wednesday at the 7-Eleven. I've said ti before, but: Suck it.


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[info]sarcasma
2004-12-18 12:12 am UTC (link)
"Kirin Draft" read as "Kraft Dinner" about three times. Clearly I need food.

send long john doughnuts?

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[info]rebirtha
2004-12-18 04:22 am UTC (link)
I wrote one, but I was only on my third Corona. If I'd waited longer, or better yet, done them in increments (sober; 2 beers, 4 beers &c).... well, it was more like 1, 1, 2, 3, 3 (and I was still judicious enough to delete the lusty comments about a certain LiveJay crush, so clearly not drunk enough.)

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