TeffDogg ([info]teffdogg) wrote in [info]found_objects,
@ 2005-07-16 01:46:00
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Sometimes found objects come with instructions, and rewards!


Another thrift store find. $5. It looked like just another old Samsonite briefcase. But it felt like it was full of bricks:



And where it should have said "Samsonite" it said "Computone":



And where it should have had nothing it had a three prong power jack and a parallel port:



And when I opened it up, to my delight, I found an acoustic coupled modem, (the kind you put the phone handset on to connect) a dot matrix printer, and lots of buttons and switches:



And, a bank of 64 clicky little rotary numeric input dials:



"It can be only one thing!" I thought, "Some sort of 1970s secret CIA spy encoded communicator device!"

But then I noticed the program cartridges and the guide cards, with labels like "Extra Initial Premium Paid" and "Financial Need Analysis":



Well, they could be a traveling insurance salesman AND a secret CIA spy, couldn't they?


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[info]kasatka
2005-07-16 07:19 am UTC (link)
So are you going to return it and quadruple your money? ;)

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[info]teffdogg
2005-07-16 07:32 am UTC (link)
It looks like Computone no longer exists, having been bought out by these guys, who now sell old Computone stuff on eBay. But they don't sell anythign THIS old.

I'm about to email them and ask if they want their secret spy suitcase back anyway.

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[info]formicadinette
2005-07-16 07:55 am UTC (link)
OK, but tell them they can have it back for a minimum of $2,300.

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[info]teffdogg
2005-07-16 08:07 am UTC (link)
Yeah, PLUS shipping and handling, suckers!

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[info]kibbles
2005-07-16 07:25 am UTC (link)
That is so freakin awsome.

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[info]jasonhackwith
2005-07-16 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Took the words right out of my mouth.

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[info]team_kill
2005-07-16 07:40 am UTC (link)
Ray A. Philibert, a retired life insurance and computer executive, died
Friday of a head injury at Columbia Lakeland Medical Center. He was 73.
Mr. Philibert was born in Washington, D.C., and lived in New Orleans for
the past 53 years. He attended Jesuit High School, Tulane University and
the University of New Orleans. He was the founder and former president
of Philibert Software Group of Atlanta and former senior vice president
of Computone Systems of Atlanta, where he helped develop the first system
to automate life insurance sales.

I think you ended up with this man's briefcase.

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[info]featherypony
2005-07-16 07:42 am UTC (link)
Wow, that'd be kinda creepy!

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[info]teffdogg
2005-07-16 07:52 am UTC (link)
Interesting, thanks for finding that!

I guess I won't be getting $25 from that poor guy.

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[info]cynical_sinner
2005-07-16 09:01 am UTC (link)
Great find!

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[info]thisisbullcrap
2005-07-16 01:27 pm UTC (link)
That is so freaking awsome!!!

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[info]audesapere
2005-07-16 01:35 pm UTC (link)
hahahhaah....i type up transcriptions for financial analysts and life insurance salespeople (if you can call 'em people) and i'm sitting here thinking...so THAT'S how they come up with a "fact finder."

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[info]bluelinegoddess
2005-07-16 04:31 pm UTC (link)
Freakin' awesome!

I'd be inclined to hang on to it, then you can pretend to be a spy. >.>

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[info]deeply_confused
2005-07-17 01:59 am UTC (link)
How delightful!



Christ, I'm such a fucking priss.

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[info]aqua_girl_kills
2005-07-17 03:30 am UTC (link)
haha dont try to bring it onto a plane... the security people will freak out at your amazingly lowtech analysis thingamabobber for a designer high tech bomb purse!

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[info]jackieenvy
2005-07-17 03:54 am UTC (link)
that suitcase is my love child

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[info]accused_angel
2005-07-17 06:39 am UTC (link)
The fact that it might belong to a dead guy totally makes me jealous for some reason.

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[info]calience
2005-07-22 01:34 am UTC (link)
Secret aaaaagent man!

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