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Thursday, August 5th, 2004
4:13 pm

ilikegreenday75

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Tuesday, June 29th, 2004
3:36 pm

tomax
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1357&e=9&u=/ap/20040623/ap_on_sp_fo_ne/fbn_super_bowl_streaker&sid=95745805

So, er, WTF kind of attorney did this guy have to have allowed THAT jury?

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Friday, April 30th, 2004
3:31 am

lesmouches
Allright... Lesbian Cinema(and I do mean Lesbian Cinema... not movies with lesbian lead actors, or over-archingly dyke-ish themes, or even movies about lesbians... I mean Lesbian Cinema... capitol L, capitol C) is horrible. The whole bloody lot of it. Complete and utter crap.

Gay Cinema... well, let's be honest here folks... it's equally bad. But god damnit it's entertaining, contains far more attractive people, and has a generally higher sense of wit and style.

On a related note, I just watched Friends and Family, and it was the funniest fucking movie I've seen in years. Seriously. Laugh till you double over from chest pains funny.




In conclusion, women aren't people, they're things.



Especially lesbians.

-Yours

(Note: Crossposted to Females are evil from my journal... not too relevent, I know. But the most misogynistic thing I've written in a a little while. And, one likes to think, funny.)

current mood: amused
current music: T.V. - Crappy Lesbo Cinema Preview

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Saturday, April 3rd, 2004
4:02 am - Came across this one...

tomax
Thought it might make for some nice reading material...

http://www.tcj.com/232/tangent1.html

current mood: blah

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Monday, March 1st, 2004
9:41 pm - "Bachelor: A guy who has cheated a woman out of a divorce." - unknown (source)

xeroxchamp
http://science.martianbachelor.com/Quotes.html

Some GREAT quotes collected here. Enjoy!

current mood: amused
current music: cake

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Friday, February 6th, 2004
9:40 pm - Never trust something that can bleed for a week and not die.

babygirl19
I'm new. I'm female. But I hate them, and it is agreed that they are evil.

This doesn't make me 'one of the guys' but I try not to be bunched in with cunt ass bitch skanks.

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Friday, December 19th, 2003
5:59 am - Hmmm...

lesmouches
I once saw a gallery exhibit that was just dozens of paintings of Frida buring in hell.

I wish I could remember the name of the artist... I want him to be my new friend.

-Yours

current mood: contemplative
current music: VNV Nation - Distant

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Tuesday, December 16th, 2003
3:52 pm - A thought...

lesmouches
I, for one, am DAMN tired of seeing stupid, ugly, teenage girls(or even twenty or thirty something girls) having stupid, ugly babies, and ruining their poor stupid, ugly boyfriend's life. Something has to be done!

Here are my thoughts on two possible solutions:

First of all, you should know I'm not pro choice, I'm pro abortion. I don't think it should just be the legal right of a woman to choose, I think it should be the marketed trend of the women to abort... abortions should come with collectable trading cards, and in fruit flavors. They should be presented to young girls like the new prada bag line is.

Sure, ok, I'm sure even for a naturalist, there's some sort of emotional trauma that goes along with aborting your fetus. BUT, ESPECIALLY WITH WOMEN, ENOUGH MARKETING CAN FIX ANYTHING!!!

I want J-Lo on MTV, shaking her ass, making it PERFECTLY, clear that reproduction is lame, and all the cool girls will pop a pill and flush their uterus if they do happen to get pregnant.

Don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't think people should have kids... I just don't think ugly, stupid people should have kids when they're not fucking ready for them(an alarming trend in our culture... "Gee honey, we're stupid and ugly and callow, but I love you so! La La La! Uh-huh honey, that's why I poke holes in all your condoms when you're not looking, so we can have a stupid ugly baby of our very own, and live in misery for the rest of our lives, propagating an endless cycle of stupidity and unattractiveness!")

And, another possibility, one that I think would work BRILLIANTLY!!

BETTER LIVING THROUGH EUGINICS!(except without actually killing people)

Lets face it folks, while it may have gotten some bad press in the 20th century, Eugenics is still a brilliant theory that can be applied to our everyday lives to ensure a stronger, smarter, more attractive human race.

Here's my suggestion!

First, we should loosen liquor laws to a point of absurdity... to the point that you can buy it with food stamps, to the point that 14 year old kids can buy it in their school cafeteria... HOWEVER!

There will be STRICTLY enforced federal laws requiring that ALL alcoholic beverages sold in the country contain a harmless male/female contraceptive.

You see where I'm going here...

Noone will ever, ever, ever be able to reproduce while drunk again. JUST THINK OF THE RESULTS!!

In three short generations, our population will be 95% smarter and more attractive! People that depend on alcohol to reproduce(comeon... you know at least one of them, we all do. I know it's mean, but it's true) will be cleanly and humanely swept out of the genetic pool... and since the liquor will be flowing like water, they'll be able to get their freak on all they want.

EVERYBODY WINS!

You see, this is why I should rule the world.

-Yours

"I'm not a misogynist because I'm gay, I'm gay because I'm a misogynist!"

current mood: Brilliant

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Tuesday, December 9th, 2003
8:06 pm

dawneth
[info]cory_monster was/is right; this community will be "Friends Only" from now on.

Remember, if the females (already present and/or those who are considering to join) need to show off their utter twatness, your stay here will be a very, very short one.

For the men, if you want this community to be open for only males, just leave some feedback and it shall be done.

That is all.

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Wednesday, November 5th, 2003
8:01 pm - Nicked from [info]femalemisogyny

dawneth
Anyone read this before?

http://maddox.xmission.com/feminazi.html

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Saturday, September 20th, 2003
4:17 am - Sooo....

lesmouches
I may have not had my heart broken by a female(I'm Gay) but I am still a staunch misogynist. They're just bloody evil.

XX=Evil.

It's the second X chromosome that contains the evil.

In conclusion, women aren't people, they're things.

That is all.

-Yours

P.S. I especially hate lesbians. I know they're my brothers in arms and all... but... god, as if Two X chromosomes isn't enough, they have to pool togeather four.

current mood: awake
current music: Elliot Smith - Independance Day

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Tuesday, June 17th, 2003
10:28 pm - hi

xeroxchamp
You must read the Wife of Bath's Tale (or really just the Prologue!)

It's from Chaucer's Canterubury Tales.

current music: spoon

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