Current mood:	cynical
Current music:	tsuneo imahori ~ "knives"

what the fuck ever.
Basics
Name: Sims. Friends don’t get more than that, so you’re a damned fool if you think you people will.
Age: Will be 21 in a few weeks.
Where do you live? Texas.
Your picture: Don’t have one, don’t want one, wouldn’t post one anyway.

You the bitch...
What makes you such a bitch?: My personality, my opinions, and my unwillingness to hide or change them for anyone. I think my uncontrollable habit of laughing when others are disgusted or horrified might have something to do with it, to. I just find it funny as hell.
What is the worst thing you have ever done to someone?: That’s a tough one, especially considering how bad my memory is…I’m tempted to say it was hospitalising a kid in school by clawing up his face, but as far as lasting damage goes, that would probably be the time I cornered one of my little brothers in the back yard at night and sprayed him all over with a pressure hose, using the water pressure to keep him pinned up against a wall for a good quarter of an hour. He was about three or four; I was eleven or twelve or so.
What is the worst thing you have ever done in general?: Being too chickenshit to make an honest suicide attempt…but this would be me being selfish.
Why are you even bothering to apply here?: Some anonymous prig posted a spam-link to my journal and figured I’d give it a whirl just for the sake of seeing what amusing ways these self-congratulatory losers will try to insult me. Ha.
People say you are...: Offensive, mean, cruel, sadistic, racist, biased (no shit, Sherlock! So are you!), selfish, fascist (the morons), etc.
And are you?: All but the last one, yeah.
Whom/What makes you sick?: Humanity.
Make us laugh: Fuck yourself. I’m here for MY amusement, not yours.

Opinions
How do you feel about rednecks? Whatever, Jimbo…just stay on your goddamn side of the fence, okay? I take comfort in knowing that all that inbreeding will eventually render your family sterile.
How do you feel about fat people? Get a hold of yourself and put the fucking fork down. This coming from a fat person.
What is your opinion on abortion? It kills humans. How can this be a bad thing?
Pop-punk bands? Contradiction in terms. Die in flames.
...Good Charlotte? Fucking poser shits. Look at ’em! They’re not punks — they’re goth wannabes!
What are your thoughts on racism? What the hell do I care what your opinions are as long as you’re not acting on them or claiming they’re facts? What the hell do you care about mine?
And gay/lesbian marriages? I’m of two minds, largely against. Personally I think civil unions are the best bet.
How do you feel about religious people? Fools, and they’d best be fools away from me. I have a modicum of respect for Buddhists, Taoists, and Shamanists, but the rest of 'em can sit and spin.
Do you believe in God? Read carefully, ’cause I’m not gonna repeat this: I – DON’T – GIVE – A – FUCK.

Music Section...
Your five favorite bands: Nine Inch Nails, :wumpscut:, A Perfect Circle, Korn, gODHEAD
Your five favorite songs: “The Becoming” (NIN); “Unschulde Erde (Funker Vogt remix)” (Das Ich); “In der Nacht” (:wumpscut:); “Giving In” (Adema — fuck you!); “Penetrate” (gODHEAD)
Insert your favorite song lyric here: Can’t answer that. I have no one favourite.
Your least favorite band is: Any boy band — they’re all the same.
Favorite music genre: Industrial.
Stupidest song lyric: Anything in spanish. (I know I didn’t capitalise that — it was deliberate).
Do you play instruments? Not really.

Favorites
Movie: Urr. N/A. No one favourite.
TV show: Off. Hate TV.
Food: Smoked salmon.
Drink: Fresh blood, followed by schnapps.
Remark/Insult: “Your simian countenance suggests a background unusually rich in species diversity.” (Thanks, Ox.)
Clothing Store: N/A. I hate shopping for clothes. Gargoyle’s comes close, but seeing as how I don’t live in New Orleans, that’s fairly moot.
Book: Chronicle of the Black Labyrinth ties with Nietzsche’s Antichrist.
Actor: N/A.
Actress: Nicole Kidman.