nicci ([info]twiztid_ph0enix) wrote in [info]eljay_bitches,
@ 2003-11-25 22:39:00
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Name: meg
Age: 15
Where do you live? massachusetts
Your picture: http://www.geocities.com/zero_freedom2003/meg2

You the bitch...
What makes you such a bitch?: being the only liberal/feminist/juggalette in a catholic school, plus i'm not afraid to speak out and say what is needed, i guess it makes me bitchy.
What is the worst thing you have ever done to someone?: randomly punched a guy in the stomach.
What is the worst thing you have ever done in general?: played two guys in the same night, same place, and lied about it.
Why are you even bothering to apply here?: i got a reply in my LJ
People say you are...: weird, but fuck 'em.
And are you?: yeah mutha-fucka
Whom/What makes you sick?: MTV and tv evanglists
Make us laugh: i'm out like paris hilton's "secret" sex tapes

Opinions
How do you feel about rednecks? hate them. they hang their rebel flags, i feel like killing each one. fucking their family...gross shit
How do you feel about fat people? GET EXERCISE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST AND STOP WEARING FUCKING MINISKIRTS!!!
What is your opinion on abortion? for for for. fuck the christian coalition
Pop-punk bands? SUCK!
...Good Charlotte? LAME ASS BITCHES!!!
What are your thoughts on racism? pathetic.
And gay/lesbian marriages? for. again, fuck the christian coalition
How do you feel about religious people? fuck them! get them the fuck away from me and my beliefs!
Do you believe in God? if he was, he would of muted me already

Music Section...
Your five favorite bands: icp, twiztid, rage against the machine, system of a down, zug izland
Your five favorite songs: rebel flag, fuck the world, die mutha-fucka die, P.L.U.C.K, 2nd hand smoke
Insert your favorite song lyric here: "the president is prejudice against you and me/Then he'd be taking half our money and he chilling tax free/ And if you ask me that's another smack in the face/ We need to burn the White House and piss in his face "
Your least favorite band is: BLINK 1'FUCKING 82!
Favorite music genre: metal
Stupidest song lyric: "i'm not the milk and cheerios in your spoon" DIE AVRIL!
Do you play instruments? no

Favorites
Movie: "fight club"
TV show: "family guy"
Food: wendys' spicy chiken sandwiches
Drink: faygo
Remark/Insult: "kiss my ass, mutha-fucker"
Clothing Store: hot topic
Book: "animal farm"
Actor: willem dafoe
Actress: anna paquin

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NO NO NO NO NO. and if you didn't get that...NO.
[info]nightmasquerade
2003-11-25 08:13 pm UTC (link)
That is the lamest fucking application I've ever read in my life.

Here are some points I would like to make:

-Oh yea, being a "juggalette" REALLY makes you a bitch. NO. It makes you a retard.

-Boohoo, you go to Catholic School. Nobody cares.

-Randomly punching a guy in the stomach is not really that bad. I'm sure you punch like a sissy, and he could probably handle it anyway.

-Your response on the make me laugh question = NOT funny. Nobody cares about Paris Hilton, I didn't even know who the hell she was until this whole sex tape thing came about.

-Your opinions are very cliche...stuff I would expect from a Hot Topic kid. Oh yea, you even LOOK like a Hot Topic kid.

-You have the worst taste in music I have ever seen. I wouldn't bitch at you if you listened to pop, because hey, that's a choice some people make... but ugh...you listen to ICP, RATM, and System of a Down, and you said your favorite music genre was METAL?!?! GET A CLUE. THOSE BANDS ARE SO FAR FROM METAL IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. Go listen to some real music, poser.

-Obviously you filled out that application in about 5 minutes. No thought was put into your responses at all. Your lack of capitalization and lack of correct spelling was a BIG clue for this one. You can't even spell "motherfucker."

BIGGEST NO EVER.

Oh yea, and don't even TRY to comment back on this and be pissy, because I am voting on YOU. Although, it would be very amusing to see how many misspelled cuss-words you could use in a comeback....

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[info]phantom_enigma
2003-11-25 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Seeing how I am a fat person, I dislike your answer for fat people. "Getting exercise" isn't gunna cut it for everyone, ya know. You use the word 'fuck' more times than necessary, and rather than bitchy, you just seem angry. Generally, not bitchy, but highly anNOying.

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[info]industrikitty
2003-11-26 03:23 am UTC (link)
This best you could come up with? Your whole application sounded Helen Keller trying to sing the blues.

You're painfully stupid, and just because you like ICP doesn't make you a bitch. It makes you a mental midget and a social leper. Wash your fucking face, and grow up.

FUCK NO



PS: Nice picture.... where the hell did your nose go, snatchface?

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[info]normal_freak
2003-11-26 04:00 am UTC (link)
Ahaha, I really like you even though you shop at Hot Topic and listen to Twiztid.

I was going to give you a novelty yes, but then I saw you listed faygo as your favourite drink. Shut up. No.

For the record, don't put the title of a novel in quotations it's either underlined or in italics.

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[info]desist
2003-11-26 08:21 am UTC (link)
They've summed up my responses already.

No.

Stop trying so hard to look like a bitch and sound like a bitch, because you're obviously not one.

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[info]betsydollscream
2003-11-26 10:18 am UTC (link)
YOU ARE PATHETIC.

FUCK YOU.

HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!

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[info]_screamer
2003-11-26 12:46 pm UTC (link)
haha pussy, she left the community. but if she were still here she would have gotten a huge NO from me.

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[info]industrikitty
2003-11-29 08:02 am UTC (link)
DENIED!

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