.kimberly. ([info]kimmeskisses) wrote in [info]eljay_bitches,
@ 2003-12-05 10:06:00
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Current mood: bitchy
Current music:Fiona Apple.

just shut up.

Basics
Name:Kimme
Age:17
Where do you live? South Orange County, CA
Your picture:

You the bitch...
What makes you such a bitch?: I don't like to avoid the truth, and I tell it how it is. Some people just can't handle it, so I guess that makes me a bitch.
What is the worst thing you have ever done to someone?: I can't really say I DO things to people as a bitch, but sometimes shit happens, right? Anyway. I've fucked around with a guy maybe twice.. and then his girlfriend found out. Oops.
What is the worst thing you have ever done in general?:fucked around with someone else's boyfriend. Lied to the love of my life, and kicked 2 people in the face. =)
Why are you even bothering to apply here?:
People say you are...: I'm a stuck up selfish bitch
And are you?: I'm not stuck-up, but I guess i'm a little selfish at times.
Whom/What makes you sick?: people who are fat. Not the obese people who were born that way, or people who think they are chubby, but the people who get REALLY fat and bitch and moan about it over a cake or 2.. GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS!
Make us laugh: Osama Bin Kimme, halloween last year.

Opinions
How do you feel about rednecks? Assholes. all of them, racist ignorant FUCKS.
How do you feel about fat people? ...as stated above, jenny craig that shit.
What is your opinion on abortion? Pro-choice. Who is the government or anyone to say what you do with your life? (I mean the early abortion not the rumored baby-head-crushing deal.. that's just fucked up.)
Pop-punk bands? I just don't understand... "Pop-Punk"...how does that make sense?
...Good Charlotte? contradicting.
What are your thoughts on racism? I don't tolerate it for one second. What makes one race better than another?
And gay/lesbian marriages? more power to them.
How do you feel about religious people? more power to them, just don't try to push your shit onto me.
Do you believe in God? eh I guess so, but it seems like most of the time...he's just never there for me.

Music Section...
Your five favorite bands:Fiona Apple, Ani DiFranco (not a band.) Veruca Salt, black eyed peas (not really a band) , bluntside, jack johnson (he's not really a band either...), early AFI.
Your five favorite songs: (i've got more than 5..)Paper Bag- Fiona apple, Buildings and Bridges- Ani DiFranco, Wasting Time- jack johnson, Aurora- Veruca salt, no matta what they say- lil kim, Milkshake- Kelis, Shut Up- Black Eyed Peas
Insert your favorite song lyric here: "Buildings and bridges are made to bend in the wind, to withstand the world- that's what it takes. All that steel and stone are no match for the air, my friends. </b>What doesn't bend, breaks. What doesn't bend, it breaks.</b>
Your least favorite band is: Good Charlotte. plain n' simple!
Favorite music genre: Underground hip hop and drum and bass.
Stupidest song lyric: that clay aiken song.. where he's like, being a little whiny brat and singing about being invisible and watching you while you're in your room or something.. CREEPY MUCH?
Do you play instruments? Yes, Acoustic guitar *not so well* Piano *not so well* Clarinet.. yeah.. lol Flute.

Favorites
Movie: American History X, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Gia, breakfast at tiffany's
TV show: I don't watch too much TV, but I always catch Sex and the City.
Food: Greek Salad, pizza.. anything with mushrooms.
Drink: Sprite, or bacardi silver.
Remark/Insult: fuck you. (i'm oh-so-original.)
Clothing Store: If they sell plain tanks, t-shirts, jeans and BIG shoes then I'm in.
Book: Valley of the Dolls.. of course.
Actor: Edward Norton, Christopher Walken, and Colin Farrell sucks but he's hot.
Actress: Angelina Jolie, Uma Thurman, Winona Rider, Audrey Hepburn.


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[info]markahix
2003-12-05 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Fucking around with someone else's boyfriend doesn't make you a bitch. It makes you a whore. There are other communities for that.
Rednecks: Racist, Ignorant Fucks, All of them. Okay, for that, I just want to grab you by the throat and smash you into a wall. And I'm 6'4", 300 lbs. I could easily do it. What kind of moronic hyprocrite are you to claim that all members of a group are racist and ignorant. you're like louis farrakhan saying "Only the white man is capable of racism". For the record, I grew up in Texas, among rednecks, and the only thing redneck every meant before Jeff Foxworthy got ahold of it was a man who worked a blue collar job out in the sun, bending his back over the ground. Rednecks are honest, hardworking people who put more stock in the integrity of a person than their upbringing and net worth.

You are an ignorant little shitbag, and I hope you die a violent and grotesque (yet strangely hilarious) death.

I'm not going to bother reading the rest of your application, because I cherish my brain cells. They are what keep me from digressing into a fool such as yourself.

Your lord and master, (And a redneck to boot)

Mark

P.S. NO!

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=)
[info]kimmeskisses
2003-12-05 03:45 pm UTC (link)
thanks for voting anyway.
I have a few things to say though, I'm not going to be a whiny little brat about it, I just want to clear some things up.
First off- I'm sorry if i offended you, I responded to that very quickly without giving as much thought as maybe I should have.. To FURTHER explain myself, I had a boyfriend not so long ago who came from a redneck/hick/whatever the fuck family. I went to a family reunion and lucky me, I was harassed. The whole time they made fun of me for being asian, asked me if I could SEE out of my eyes since they are so slitty (..which is odd.. my eyes aren't slitty at ALL.)Pretty much made me feel lower then them. which is ridiculous. So from then on, I've been somewhat SCARRED from that event. Sorry If I offended you again.

and about the "Fucking around with someone else's boyfriend doesn't mat you a bitch, it makes you a whore." statement. Fuck you. It happens. I don't think fucking around with ONE guy who happened to have a girlfriend makes me a whore, but your ideals aren't mine.

I'll be sure to die a violent and grotesque death. just for you, sweetheart.

---thanks for reading this, if you do.

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Re: =)
[info]markahix
2003-12-05 04:17 pm UTC (link)
Well, not all people from rural backgrounds (i.e. Rednecks) are like that. Personally, the only people I have a problem with are stupid people. that's not racist. That's short tempered. Perhaps I spoke too quickly with the whole whore thing. I apologize.

So, I'm still going to have to stick with my NO vote, simply because you didn't have to rush through your answers, and you said what you said. However, You don't need to worry about the violent and grotesque death thing. So far, I see three votes no, and three votes yes. Dead heat.

That means you are definitely riding a thin line. That takes skill, pissing off one half and pleasing the other.

so, don't base your mental image of a group based on one bad experience. Remember, also, that they're from the same family, and most families tend to raise their children in much the same manner. so they were assholes. fuck em. not all of us rednecks are.

anyways, good luck with the rest of the girls. (i'm the only guy.)

If you're accepted, please know that I will treat you with the same respect I treat the other girls. The application process is intended to tear out the weak and sick.

Your lord and master,

Mark

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[info]industrikitty
2003-12-05 02:40 pm UTC (link)
I'm usually mean. But I actually read the application. It doesn't state 'What is the worst BITCHY thing you've done?". When we ask that question, not everyone would have the balls to admit something like that, and I'm sure she's not the only one who's ever done it.

In fact, this is one of the most honest, 'this is me' aplications I've read in awhile. I think you'd be good for here, and plus we have a lot in common music/moviewise.

YES

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[info]markahix
2003-12-05 02:51 pm UTC (link)
"Honest"?

It's a bunch of words thrown onto a computer screen. What's honest about it? How can you know if she's telling the truth?

I realize the obvious response is "How can we know if I'm telling the truth?".... so don't ask. ya can't. it's the internet.

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[info]industrikitty
2003-12-05 02:53 pm UTC (link)
Because she didn't just spout off answers she thought we'd want to hear. Why do YOU have such a problem with her?

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[info]markahix
2003-12-05 03:03 pm UTC (link)
Because she's so ignorant as to claim that ALL of a certain group are racist and ignorant. That, to me, is first of a racist or prejudiced statement, and second, a hypocritical one if I ever heard it.

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[info]courtneyiscool
2003-12-05 09:42 pm UTC (link)
Just to play the devils advocate here, but we ARE allowed to state our opinions and that was hers. It also says in the info page that we're allowed to be racist...

"Go ahead, be racist, be rude, speak your mind. The basic point of this community is to find the biggest bitches on LJ and put them together. We want to lower people's self-esteems, whatever."

Do you not think that she is capable of that? Because that is the REAL question.

Just something to ponder.

--courtney--

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[info]markahix
2003-12-05 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Oh, indeed she is capable of speaking her mind. However, to call somethingso grotesquely ignorant as that anything near a product of rational thought would be untrue. The kind of ignorance displayed does not fall under the "Speak your mind clause" of the rules. It falls under the heading of "Top Ten signs the applicant is a fucking moron." Her explanation in a reply to one of my own comments goes to show that she is quick to judge all members of a group by the actions of a very small number of them.

I will stick with my vote. She's an imbecile. :D

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[info]courtneyiscool
2003-12-05 09:48 pm UTC (link)
It falls under the "be racist" part. Also that was the opinions section.

But you know, to each their own.

P.S.-I don't like rednecks either, but when you live in NC for 10 years you see some crazy shit. So I had reasons. And when I answered I was talking about people I knew.

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[info]markahix
2003-12-05 10:47 pm UTC (link)
as you said, to each their own. I don't think ill of you at all. I just think that she should have found a better answer than the one she gave is all.

Mark

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[info]_ashlinn_
2003-12-05 02:56 pm UTC (link)
oh no, you lied to someone... but I thought you "don't avoid the truth"... ah well
after your generalization... excuse me GROSS generalization about rednecks...
and the fact that you don't seem very original,
no
and by the way "Pop-punk" is so-called because it's Popular (Ie: alot of people enjoy/listen to it whether or not you do) and the type of music being played is Punk a type of music originating in the 1970s as a generational response to the anti-war movement of the 1960s... how dumb can you be?

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[info]_screamer
2003-12-05 03:00 pm UTC (link)
that was the GREATEST response ever. haha.

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[info]markahix
2003-12-05 03:09 pm UTC (link)
Gracas a Deus (portuguese). I'm glad someone besides me caught onto that whole redneck thing. Permission to slaughter?

Mark

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Thanks for voting.
[info]kimmeskisses
2003-12-05 03:49 pm UTC (link)
I can be pretty dumb. Thanks for explaining that to me. I don't avoid the truth, but i guess when it came around to it. I did with him.

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[info]_screamer
2003-12-05 02:57 pm UTC (link)
yes. you seem like you would fit in here.

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[info]nightmasquerade
2003-12-05 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Good things about your application:

1)...

Bad things about your application:

1) "What makes you such a bitch?: I don't like to avoid the truth, and I tell it how it is. Some people just can't handle it, so I guess that makes me a bitch." WHAT THE FUCK. Everyone puts that for an answer, or at least some form of it. Can't you think of something different?

2) "Why are you even bothering to apply here?:" Yeah sweetheart, that was a question...that you didn't BOTHER to answer. Not only did you forget to answer it, YOU BOLDED IT.

3) "What is the worst thing you have ever done to someone?: I can't really say I DO things to people as a bitch, but sometimes shit happens, right? Anyway. I've fucked around with a guy maybe twice.. and then his girlfriend found out. Oops." Bitch. WHORE. I agree with other people on this. And why is it the worst thing? Did you use teeth when you were giving him head, or what?

4) "Do you play instruments? Yes, Acoustic guitar..." I don't know why the fuck everyone considers ACOUSTIC and ELECTRIC guitar as two separate instruments. THEY AREN'T. A guitar is a fucking guitar, if you can play one, you can sure as hell play the other. NEGATIVE POINTS FOR YOU BEING A DUMBASS.

5) "Your five favorite bands:Fiona Apple, Ani DiFranco (not a band.) Veruca Salt, black eyed peas (not really a band) , bluntside, jack johnson (he's not really a band either...), early AFI." The question said BANDS. BANDS BANDS BANDS. NOT PEOPLE. Boy, you're fucking stupid. You listed 7 musical acts, 3 of which were people and 1 of which is just an act and not a band. It said FIVE BANDS.


You know what, I dont know why I just spent all my time doing that. As far as bad things about your application, I should have just pasted the ENTIRE THING.

I shouldn't have to even SAY this, but I gotta point it out for your fucking stupid ass.

NO

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Thanks for voting.
[info]kimmeskisses
2003-12-05 04:33 pm UTC (link)
1. Sorry I didn't read everyone else who happened to apply to this community. I decided not to and try to do it on my own without seeing what other put down. My bad.
2. Didn't realize it was a question: Why am I bothering to apply here? I was bored, and I saw it in someone else's journal.
3. I already explained myself on that.. but oh well. It's the worst thing because I realize now I wouldn't appreciate another girl fooling around with my boyfriend.
4. I don't own an electric guitar. so I play the acoustic. I've played the electric, and it's different for me anyway.
5. I don't LISTEN to bands, so I listed things I do listen to. didn't want to leave it empty, it's not like I didn't understand the fucking question.. I obviously pointed out that they weren't bands.

and I don't know why you spent all that time either.. too bad. the post looks good though.
thanks anyway

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Re: Thanks for voting.
[info]nightmasquerade
2003-12-05 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Another thing I'd like to add, this "thanks for voting" shit makes you look too nice. Obviously you have a problem seeing stuff, maybe you didn't notice this was a bitch community?

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[info]kimmeskisses
2003-12-05 04:35 pm UTC (link)
PS: I loved Hedwig and The Angry Inch. Cool Icon.

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[info]nightmasquerade
2003-12-05 04:39 pm UTC (link)
Stop trying to kiss my ass. I'm not going to change my vote.

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[info]kimmeskisses
2003-12-05 05:35 pm UTC (link)
That's cute, kiss your ass. I was just saying i liked the fucking movie. i didn't expect you to change your vote.

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[info]_ashlinn_
2003-12-05 07:56 pm UTC (link)
ooooh that "no" is such a pretty colour!!!!! *envy* ;)

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[info]courtneyiscool
2003-12-05 05:29 pm UTC (link)
I loved your application. You remind me of myself sometimes (and to everyone else: if thats a bad thing then fuck off). Messing around with some guy doesn't make you a whore, I've done the same thing and it is also on my application. I think you would fit in perfectly.

YES

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[info]normal_freak
2003-12-05 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Osama Bin Kimmie. How amusing. No.

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[info]nightmasquerade
2003-12-05 07:30 pm UTC (link)
THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. I was gonna say something about that in my comment, but I forgot.

*mad at self*

Anyways, thanks for saying what I really wanted to say.

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[info]phantom_enigma
2003-12-05 07:58 pm UTC (link)
Stupidest song lyric: that clay aiken song.. where he's like, being a little whiny brat and singing about being invisible and watching you while you're in your room or something.. CREEPY MUCH?

This amused me. However, you seem more ignorant than bitchy. So no.

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First. Yes. EVER.
[info]machineflesh
2003-12-05 08:52 pm UTC (link)
This was a toughie.

Your "Make us laugh" picture was more annoying than humorous. And some of your answers made you seem rather retarded. But I do think you'd fit in well here being a bitch.

After all, messing around with some chick's boyfriend doesn't make you a whore... I mean, he didn't pay you for it. Did he? ... Kidding.

Yes.

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Re: First. Yes. EVER.
[info]machineflesh
2003-12-05 09:25 pm UTC (link)
Er. Second yes... ever.

Guess I shouldn't try and do this with a migraine.

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[info]nightmasquerade
2003-12-05 09:25 pm UTC (link)
Did anyone notice that the cut tag was titled "under the covers"?

Not a whore my ass...

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[info]desist
2003-12-06 07:43 am UTC (link)
Hah. Yes I did.

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[info]consensualhate
2003-12-06 12:06 am UTC (link)
Okay. You claim to be a bitch, yet you grovel with anyone who shot you down.
Secondly, the whole: I dressed up as the man who killed over 3,000 americans.
Fuck that. This is just my opinion, but that is so offensive.
Die x 10.
Thank you.

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[info]desist
2003-12-06 07:16 am UTC (link)
Hmm, let's see here.

- What is the worst thing you have ever done to someone?: I can't really say I DO things to people as a bitch, but sometimes shit happens, right? Anyway. I've fucked around with a guy maybe twice.. and then his girlfriend found out. Oops. That doesn't make you a bitch, you know. That makes you a dirty whore who can't keep her paws off other men.

+ Make us laugh:... Yeah that did make me smile a bit.

- How do you feel about rednecks? Assholes. all of them, racist ignorant FUCKS. All of them. What is that? You say clearly here: What are your thoughts on racism? I don't tolerate it for one second. What makes one race better than another? Hmm. Well what makes YOU better then the Rednecks? Sure, I don't really like most of them either, but I don't make fucking SWEEPING GENERALIZATIONS all the time.

- Do you believe in God? eh I guess so, but it seems like most of the time...he's just never there for me. Give us a decisive answer please! Either He's THERE or He's NOT THERE. Make up your mind and THEN get back to us.

- Your five favorite bands:Fiona Apple, Ani DiFranco (not a band.) Veruca Salt, black eyed peas (not really a band) , bluntside, jack johnson (he's not really a band either...), early AFI. I believe it says FIVE there, dear. Not seven that aren't really bands anyway, for the most part. Fine, I don't care if they are your favourite music artists, it said BANDS.


- Your least favorite band is: Good Charlotte. plain n' simple! Fine, you hate Good Charlotte. Well then, I would have thought you'd maybe elabourate on the Good Charlotte question. Instead you only put down one word: contradicting. WHAT is contradicting? EXPLAIN YOURSELF! Christ, you can't just walk around putting down random answers because you don't feel like hitting the other keys or something.

- Stupidest song lyric: that clay aiken song.. where he's like, being a little whiny brat and singing about being invisible and watching you while you're in your room or something.. CREEPY MUCH? Yeah fine, but you might have bothered to find the actual lyrics for us? Don't go telling the fat people to get off their asses while you won't just open a new window and do a Google Search.

And if you didn't get that,

NEGATORY.

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[info]desist
2003-12-06 07:43 am UTC (link)
And you know, just to point out, when I first read over your application, I was thinking "Yes, I like her, I think she'd fit in nicely." And then I re-read it and caught all those little things that really pissed me off. Stop contradicting yourself so much.

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[info]nightmasquerade
2003-12-06 08:51 am UTC (link)
Ahhh I love you.

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[info]nightmasquerade
2003-12-06 01:39 pm UTC (link)
"Drink: Sprite, or bacardi silver."

You forgot to mention that she is 17 and listed Bacardi Silver as one of her favorite drinks. Not only is she a little skank, but apparently she likes to [illegaly] get drunk too.

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[info]courtneyiscool
2003-12-06 02:03 pm UTC (link)
Normally I would never change my vote because I try not to let other peoples opinions sway me, but damn. There is just too much going against her on this one. Liars and fakes are not number 1 on my list.

Can we go ahead and get the rejected stamp ready?

im gonna have to change my vote to a NO

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[info]nightmasquerade
2003-12-06 04:01 pm UTC (link)
PRRAIISSEE THE LAWWWDD! *falls to ground and begins speaking in tongues*

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