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July 6th, 2008

DISCLAIMER

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FRANK
FUCK OFF NOW EVERYBODY

VICOFACE (ME) NO LONGER ASSOCIATES MANMANMANMAN WITH ALL OF THE THINGS WRONG WITH THE WORLD. HE IS QUITE POSSIBLY MORE AWESOME THAN ME, DEFINITELY MORE AWESOME THAN ANYONE WHO STILL SWINGS BY THIS COMM, AND ABOUT 4MILLION TIMES MORE AWESOME THAN THAT TIME HE TRIED TO KILL CAM WHICH IN RETROSPECT, IS WORTHY OF ITS OWN DAY OF CELEBRATION.

VICOFACE (ME) RECOGNISES THAT SHE IS A HYPOCRITE, BUT ANIME IS STILL BANNED FROM THIS COMM AND SO ARE ALL OF YOU*. GO ON, GET OUT. LEAVE A TIP. AND AN ALTERNATE ENDING TO SEASON 4 WHERE AMBER IS ACTUALLY AN ANDROID (POSSIBLY ANDROID 18) AND THEREFORE ALIVE ENOUGH TO BECOME DEPARTMENT HEAD OF THE NEW ROBOTOLOGY DEPARTMENT OF PPTH AND HAVE THE SEASON2 BALCONY BETWEEN OFFICES EXTENDED TO INCLUDE HER OWN. IN FACT, DON'T BOTHER WRITING THAT, I JUST DID.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, NO ANIME. AND MANMANMANMAN IS ACE. AND GO HOME.

*AND BY ALL OF YOU, I OF COURSE MEAN JUST ME. SINCE I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS BEEN HERE IN ELVEN HUNDRED YEARS. HUZZAH.

February 6th, 2007

Neil Flynn Interview

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baby weiner
Podcast interview with Neil Flynn who plays the Janitor:

Neil Flynn

Take a listen and if you know of any great spots to post this link, please feel free to do so.

June 14th, 2006

Quick question.

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Kodiak
Does anyone have any requests for Z(J)anitor/Wilson pictures that they'd like me to do?

June 9th, 2006

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WILSON

RIGHT, THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH INTERNET STUPID I CAN STAND IN ONE DAY, SO INSTEAD OF PHYSICALLY RECHING THROUGH MY MODEM AND PUNCHING SOMEONE, I WENT AWAY AND MADE THIS MANIP

'MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE DR JANITOR' 'SO LONG AS WE DON'T EXCLUDE THE MOP. THE MOP LIKES TO DANCE TOO' 'OKAY BUT WE ARE DITCHING IT BEFORE I DRAG YOU HOME' 'SPOILSPORT' 'SHUT UP MY SHOES ARE SPARKLY TODAY' 'THEY ARE, WHAT POLISH DO YOU USE DR NICE SHOES?' 'WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUIN THE MOMENT JANITOR?'

IF YOU INSULT THE QUALITY I WILL EAT YOUR PUPPIES.

And in regards to the rules, in our fanfuckingtastic userinfo, there is no posting of things that aren't Janitor/Wilson related, or with anime icons, or with scientologists. I will stop pimping communities that I own and stop breaking the rules if you lot stop breaking them too.

June 8th, 2006

Anozer Pikture.

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Kodiak
Vatever.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i175/Pixie_boy/scan0004.jpg


Zer. Ze gottverdammt icon is changed.

June 4th, 2006

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Sunglasses bitch
!!! [info]skipping_pledge IS MY NEW BFF. WILSON AND JANITOR. AND JANITOR IS A ZOMBIE. IT IS OVER HERE SILLY, OVER HERE, COME AND LOOK, THIS WAY THIS WAY.

June 3rd, 2006

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WILSON

RIGHT, I AM BREAKING ONE OF THE COMM RULES BY PIMPING A COMM HERE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE MINE AND DAVE'S RULES AND IF WE WANT TO BREAK THEM WE WILL.

JOIN IT. THIS IS NOT SUBLIMINAL 

SHOVE THIS IN YOUR OWN USER INFO IF YOU ARE A HARDCORE MUTANT

I AM POSTING THIS HERE (REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THERE ARE ANY XMEN FANS HERE OR NOT) BECAUSE I AM GIVING YOU FABULOUS MEMBERS THE OPPORTUNITY TO GRAB ANY CHARACTER YOU LIKE FIRST. IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF DR_NICE_SHOES YOU GET PRIORITY OVER ANYONE ELSE BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU. IF THERE IS SOMEONE WANTING TO PLAY STORM FOR EXAMPLE, AND YOU WANT TO PLAY STORM INSTEAD, YOU JSUT TELL ME OR DAVE AND WE WILL MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR CHARACTER. THAT SAID, STFU AND GET BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING NOW. POSSE OUT.

 

June 2nd, 2006

PWNT.

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Sunglasses bitch
OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN UP, http://community.livejournal.com/foreave/ IS THE NEW PLACE TO BE, GO GET YOURJOIN ON AND CELEBRATE THE LOVE OF OUR VERY OWN [info]spacker_dave AND THE NASTY, NASTY BUGMAN ERIC FOREMAN

[info]vicodin_vision HAS BEEN BANNED. 4 THE LOLZ. :D Don't worry though, [info]vicodin_vision will be back with us shortly. MAYBE. LOL.

USERINFO SEZ NO PROMOTING OF COMMUNITIES NOT TO DO WITH WILSON AND JANITOR. WROTE IT YOUR OWN SELF, MISTER SILLYBEAR.

EDIT - YOU CAN COME BACK NOW :0

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WILSON
OI DAVE WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO THE USER INFO AGAIN? WHERE HAS OUR COLOURLESS COLOURBAR GONE? YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR FIX ON, IF I HAVE TO LOOK AT 'OOPS THE IMAGE IS NO LONGER HERE'  FOR MUCH LONGER I AM GOING TO BUCKLE YOUR FACE

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WILSON
RIGHT, DESPITE BEING THE ONLY PERSON POSTING, I KNOW YOU ARE ALL LOVING THIS COMMUNITY AND SO I BELIEVE IT IS TIME TO GET OUR ACTIVE ON.

SINCE NAMEMASHES (like Chase/Cuddy being Chuddy, ahah) ARE ALWAYS A GREAT SOURCE OF AMUSEMENT, LETS GET OUR JANITOR/WILSON MASH ON. 

Possible Name Mashes

WANITOR 
Voted for by: [info]vicodin_vision (because it 'sounds funny'); [info]misskass (because it's for the win (AND SHE IS ACE, SHE AGREES WITH ME.)

JILSON

JANISON

WILSITOR - (I was going to go with Wilitor, but I don't think any of you are emotionally mature enough not to laugh at that)  
Voted for by: [info]rionaleonhart (because it is all about how robotic a namemash should be)

WINITOR

WILSOTOR
(nominated by [info]spacker_dave because she likes the dinos and hers is an evil laugh)

And I can't think of anymore right now. But they are a bit of a lol aren't they? I fucking love namemashes. 

IF YOU HAVE ANY JANITOR/WILSON NAMEMASHES TO CONTRIBUTE, PLZ DON'T REFRAIN FROM DOING SO. IN FACT, I WILL ADD THEM TO THIS POST IF YOU DO. 

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE AS WELL. AHAH, IF WE HAD FUNDING AND I DIDN'T SUCK WITH ALL FORMS OF INTERNET AND TECHNOLOGY, I WOULD GET ONE OF THOSE FLASHY POLLS UP. YOU KNOW, THE 'CLICK HERE TO SUBMIT AND STAND BACK IN AWE AS THE SCREEN DISSOLVES BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES ONLY TO EXPLODE BACK WITH THE RESULT RIGHT-ALIGNED WITH YOUR NAME FLASHING NEXT TO YOUR CHOICE' SORT OF THINGS.

Anyway yes, handing it over to you now, what is your favourite Janitor/Wilson namemash and why? And what are you wearing?

(Also, in unrelated news, [info]spacker_dave thinks it would be funny to try and draw attention to ourselves and get our internet fame via fandom_wank. I told Dave this was a stupid idea, honestly, Dave is appalling.) 

EDIT EDIT EDIT OMG FLASHY BANNERS WE ARE HAVING AN EDIT

[info]spacker_dave
(is a cunt, go and troll) brought to my attention the sad fact that we don't have any first name mashes. Janitor doesn't have a first name of course (ANYONE WHO THINKS IT IS 'NEIL' BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE FUGITIVE IN THAT ONE EPISODE AND WAS CREDITED AS NEIL IN THAT IS GETTING A FUCKING BAN OKAY) but Wilson, our dear Jimmy Wilson, has himself a first name. Which is sadly not Jimmy, but James, but stfu if the cripple is allowed to call him Jimmy then so are we. BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH FUCKING EFFORT AND HOWEVER COOL JANIMMY SOUNDS AS A NAMEMASH, IT IS NOT GOING TO CATCH ON BECAUSE IT IS JANITOR DISCRIMINATION SINCE HE HAS NO FIRST NAME.

May 24th, 2006

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WILSON
GOOD GRIEF. IT HAS BEEN A WEEK SINCE THE LAST POST. THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. I STILL HAVE NOTHING WORTHWHILE TO CONTRIBUTE BECAUSE I AM A BIT BUSY AVOIDING EXAMS AND ALL THOSE OTHER FUN* INTERESTING THINGS I GET UP TO.

*I'm lying. I've been organising my iTunes into playlists according to genre. I do not lie.

SO ANYWAY, SINCE I STILL HAVE NOTHING INTERESTING TO TELL YOU, I AM JUST GOING TO FILL UP THE REST OF THIS POST WITH ICONS OF A WILSON AND JANITOR KIND. 

I'm not fucking around with the whole:

[02.6] WILSON SITTING DOWN ICONS
[17] JANITOR MID EYEBROW SCRUNCHING ICONS

Because that is so gay There are some of Wilson, some of Janitor, and some of Wilson and Janitor. Okay? Got it? Good. And you can shove them all over your ljay if you feel the urge so long as you include this sentence somewhere:

[info]vicodin_visionIS THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH. BOY I SURE WISH I WAS [info]vicodin_vision AND NOT ME.

NO I AM KIDDING. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CLICK THE CUT, I AM JUST SICK OF SEEING THE 'WILSON THE GEISHAFACE' POST AT THE TOP OF THIS COMMUNITY ALL THE TIME. HE WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME GEISHA THOUGH. HE'D MAKE A BETTER GEISHA THAN A PUPPY. FUCKING FURRIES.

 STOP HOVERING HERE AND CLICK THE CUT    I CAN SEE YOU. CLICK THE CUT.    CLICK THE CUT CLICK THE CUT CLICK THE CUT CLICK THE CUT.    



ITS NOT MY TURN TO POST NOW, IT IS NOT MY TURN! NO. SOMEONE ELSE'S TURN. 

NOT MINE. 

OI. YOU HEAR ME?

May 13th, 2006

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WILSON

[IS 'GEISHA'  A PROMPT ON OUR BIG-ARSE-STOLEN-USER-INFO-TABLE? FIX IT DUDE, MAKE IT ONE. MAKE IT ONE. GET RID OF FUCKING 'CARRIAGE' OR SOMETHING, ZOMG. THIS IS NOT ME CHEATING.]

Anyway yes, if you've read Memoirs of a Geisha and wanted to stab yourself in the eyes because Sayuri or Chiyo or Geisha chick, whatever she's called is SO DEPENDANT ON A MAN AND SO SUPERFICIAL AND SHALLOW, then, well then you're all right in my book. MY BOOK WHICH IS BETTER.

What does this have to do with Janitor and Wilson you may ask? 

Well boredom creates stupid things, like Wilsons with Ovalfaces or even 


I AM AWARE HE LOOKS LIKE CILLIAN MURPHY, THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT ALL THE MORE AMUSING.

I FEEL DIRTY FOR DRAWING IT. I BET YOU FEEL DIRTY JUST LOOKING AT IT DON'T YOU. UGH. SEEING WILSON DANCING AROUND WITH A FAN IN A DRESS. IT REALLY MAKES YOU GLAD HE DRESSES SO WELL IN THE SHOW, RIGHT?

I am very sorry for posting that, you see, I have no life to speak of, and if I don't post in here every couple of days I get the twitches. And the next time I do post it'll be something a little less crazy (LIE). I promise (MORE LIE)

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Sunglasses bitch
OVAL. If you look at the big damn table, you will notice that number.. uh.. 46 or something? Well whatever, it's not the point. The point is oval y'wot? That isn't a fucking prompt! OVAL. I... Wha...

ANYWAY. MY MSPAINT SKILLS ARE LEET.

OVAL WILSON'S DAY. OR. WELL. OVAL WILSON'S THREE MINUTE BREAK. )

ADD SEXY OVAL WILSON TO YOUR INTERESTS LIST. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT. DON'T TELL ME HE IS OOC, HE IS A FUCKING OVAL FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? OVAL.

Wilson. You know it is your new favourite shape. Unless you're really, really attatched to hexagons (you freak).

(The squirrel is called Dave. As well. And you can't have him he's mine. Okay if you want you can. Hahaha nobody reads this hahahaha)

May 11th, 2006

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WILSON

THE LAYOUT IS FINISHED AND I AM NOT FIDDLING WITH IT ANYMORE. IT HAS THE ADDED BONUS CUTE OF WILSON IN HIS SCRUBS HIDING IN IT TOO, WHICH SMACKS OF AWESOME ON ABOUT 50 DIFFERENT LEVELS.

BORING. MOVING ON:

ITS FUCKING FUNNY AND I CAN, OKAY 



SHUT UP I KNOW JANITOR IS TOO SQUAT AND CHUBBY AND GENERALLY SHORT TO ACTUALLY LOOK MUCH LIKE JANITOR AT ALL, BUT ITS STILL FUNNY AND I HADN'T POSTED HERE TODAY AND WAS FEELING BAD ABOUT IT.


May 9th, 2006

I THINK I FIXED IT NOW.

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Sunglasses bitch

I don't know if [info]vicodin_vision still has some hefty crazies about the layout but it is looking sexcellent (JANITOR AND WILSON EATING OH YES), I'm not sure. I might tell you guys "don't risk commenting in case you get facepwnd!11!" BUT I am not sure you would say anything anyway. It is okay, you're shy, shhhh, it is all right. There is a Big Damn Table in the userinfo now that we might have borrowed from some place. If you contribute you can get a link in it. Radtastic, no?
There's no, uh, real reason for the table. Just The Funsies.

SO. Ummm, the janitor falls out of an air vent and Wilson has lunch with him? DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.


THAT? THAT WAS JUST BECAUSE I CAN.

ok click )

 

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WILSON
HERES THE DEAL. I AM AN ANNOYING CUNT WHO CANT STAND TO LEAVE LAYOUTS ALONE FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES. SO IF YOU COME HERE SOMETIME WITHIN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS, AND EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING HORRIBLE MESS, DON'T TELL ME EVERYTHING IS UGLY AND I SHOULD BE EVICTED FROM THE INTERNET, BECAUSE I WILL GO BATSHIT. I MEAN IT, I WILL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT. (I HATE THAT SAYING, THE BINT IN WILL AND GRACE SAYS IT ALL THE TIME AND IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY I COULD PEE) IT WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU ARE OFFICIALLY ALLOWED TO COMMENT ON IT, OKAY?

AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH ALL THESE NEW MEMBERS? HOW ARE YOU FINDING THIS PLACE? I NEVER EXPECTED PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY JOIN. YOU ARE ALL BARMY. AND YOU MAKE DAVE NERVOUS, SO COME ON, OUT WITH IT, WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE NONE OF YOU ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING HERE? 

HERE, FILL IN A QUESTIONNAIRE. 

1. WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CHOCOLATE BAR?
2. WHY DID YOU JOIN AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THIS PLACE? 
-THERE ISN'T A QUESTION THREE I GOT MIXED UP-
4. WHAT DO YOU PREFER, SCRUBS OR HOUSE MD? WHY?
5. DO YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK?
6. ARE YOU A SCIENTOLOGIST? 
7. FAVOURITE WILSON QUOTE:
8. FAVOURITE JANITOR QUOTE:
9. DO QUESTIONS MAKE YOU FEEL PRESSURED?


I AM ONLY KIDDING, OF COURSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO FILL OUT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE BUT IT IS A LAUGH. NO ACTUALLY, IT IS FUCKING BORING BUT  AM FILLING IT OUT ANYWAY. CHECK THE COMMENTS. THERE ARE MY ANSWERS. AHAH.

SERIOUSLY I AM SHUTTING UP NOW, I HAVE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE TODAY BUT I AM WORKING ON A COMIC SO KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED AND YOUR TUMMY SUCKED IN.

AHAH, CLICK THE COMMENTS. CLICK THEM.

May 7th, 2006

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Sunglasses bitch
HEY NEW PEOPLE. FIRST OF ALL HELLO. SECOND OF ALL OMG WHAT PEOPLE JOINING? YOU CRAZY CRAZIES. TRY TO SPEAK UP SOON BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS. PALMS ITCHY TEETH ACHEY STYLE. >:/

OKAY SO I WROTE SOMETHING AND [info]vicodin_vision SHUT UP WITH YOUR TAGS TELLING SOMEONE NOT YOU TO POST BECAUSE I HAVE NOW. I AM OFF THE HOOK.

I HATE IT SO SHUT UP AND DON'T CLICK.

DON'T CLICK HERE PLS. )

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WILSON
" OH MY GOD I BROKE THE USER INFO "

Exclaimed , [info]vicodin_vision before fixing it all again with one awesome-tastic, html-killing swoop and adding a new new Janitor/Wilson colourbar for your pleasure. 

WOW, IF THE USER INFO DID BREAK I WOULD BE GLAD IT WAS SUCH AN AWESOME COLOURBAR THAT DID IT RATHER THAN 'PUPPIES ARE LOVE' OR SOMETHING ELSE DUMB

JANITOR IS DOING HIS LITTLE JANITOR JIG IN THE SCOOTER PIE EPSIODE OF SCRUBS AND WILSON IS SHUFFLE-DANCING ACROSS A STEP BECAUSE HE OBVIOUSLY HAS A VITAL BIT MISSING IN THE INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT OF HIS HEAD.

So now that it is sitting NOT BREAKING the user info and making me cry, feel free to pretty up your own user info with it if you like. 



FEEL FREE TO USE ANY, JUST DON'T GO ROUND TELLING PEOPLE YOU MADE THEM BECAUSE I WILL MAKE JANITOR POINT HIS FINGER ACCUSINGLY AT YOU AND YOU KNOW YOU CANT COPE WITH THAT SORT OF PRESSURE 



CAN YOU?

May 5th, 2006

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WILSON
LOOK JUST BECAUSE I AM NOT UPDATING EVERY FIVE MINUTES WITH RATHER AWESOME PICTURES OF JANITOR AND WILSON BEING SNUGGLY AND CUTE LIKE THE SPACKER IS DOESN'T MEAN I AM NOT CONTRIBUTING IN MY OWN SPECIAL WAY.

I AM DOING A FUCKITY LOT MORE THAN YOU LOT ANYWAY. WHO ARE YOU ODD PEOPLE JOINING THE COMMUNITY? FEEL FREE AND LOOSE TO POST SOME WILSON/JANITOR STUFF HERE PEOPLE, IT IS A BIT KIND OF THE POINT. WE DON'T BITE, WE'RE NOT FURRIES

ANYWAY YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE NOTICED, THE SPACKER AND I, WE HAVE NOTICED THAT JANITOR LIKES TO GET HIS DANCE ON IN OCCASSIONAL EPISODES OF SCRUBS, AND WILSON DOES A CUTE LITTLE DANCE-SHUFFLE ACROSS THE STEP IN AN EPISODE OF HOUSE AND THAT IF THEY HAVE DANCING IN COMMON THEN MAYBE THEY HAVE OTHER SIMILAR HOBBIES, LIKE DEAD SQUIRREL COLLECTING, OR WIFE COLLECTING.

ANYWAY SHUT UP, I MADE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

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COME ON, COME ON, SHARE THE LOVE.

May 4th, 2006

VENDING MACHINE

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WILSON
YES YES, THERE IS MORE, THE SAGA LIVES ON. OR SOMETHING.

ANYWAY YES, THIS IS INSPIRED BY SOMEONE IN MY ENGLISH CLASS TALKING ABOUT GETTING FREE CHOCOLATE FROM THE VENDING MACHINE FIXING GUY. ONLY THAT IS BORING BECAUSE WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT ENGLISH CLASS CHICK AND VENDING MACHINE GUY? 

SO HERE IT IS. MORE WILSON/JANITOR. EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER ACTUALLY INTERACT IN THE FIC. IT IS STILL GOOD THOUGH. IF I SAY SO MYSELF.

HAVE YOU WRITTEN ANYMORE YET? WHERE IS IT?

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