Baxil (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} baxil) wrote in ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} dot_irony_oops,@ 2005-09-03 14:30:00 |
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How to throw proselytizers off their guard without even trying
THE SCENE: kadyg and I lying in bed, talking, after having stayed up until about 3 a.m. and slept till noon.
BAX: I think I hear knocking.
KADY: *listens, shrugs*
BAX: There it is again. *scrambles for bathrobe, flings it on during walk to door, opens it looking cranky and tired*
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: ...
(The JWS are holding a copy of "Awake!" magazine. The first words out of their mouths are:)
JW 1: Hi. I'm sorry for waking you up ...
Now that's taking apologetics to a whole new level.
Edit: Alright, now that my brain is running, evangelists' ID has been corrected.
