Mike ([info]katism) wrote in [info]customers_suck,
@ 2003-11-20 16:33:00
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Fuck Fred Taylor
I once went to Fred Taylor's (running back for the Jacksonville Jaguars) and I get there and his cars are parked out front. Lets see.. a Navigator on something bigger than 20's and a Mercede's on chromed out 20's. I get to the door and there is this note on the door that says "yo whats up pizza man, the money is in the chair, keep the change." The total was $10.16. He left $10.25. How the hell can a person that makes 9 million a year not tip me but 9 cents? What a fucking asshole!!!!!!! Fuck high paid football players. lol

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[info]selene_reborn
2003-11-20 01:41 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, fuck 'em! Especially certain players from Jacksonville... hahahaha! :)

(Sorry, just had to post another comment on that... *grin*)

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[info]katism
2003-11-20 01:42 pm UTC (link)
My friend marvin would like you. He is wet for tennessee.

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[info]selene_reborn
2003-11-20 01:43 pm UTC (link)
LMAO. I'm not a huge football fan, but I like my Titans (I do live in TN, you know). :)

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[info]katism
2003-11-20 01:45 pm UTC (link)
I heard their stadium is really nice.

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[info]selene_reborn
2003-11-20 02:27 pm UTC (link)
It probably is... LOL, I've never been to an actual Titans game. I need to hit up my friend who has season tickets... :)

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[info]katism
2003-11-20 02:37 pm UTC (link)
I'll add you to my LJ list. cool?

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[info]selene_reborn
2003-11-20 02:41 pm UTC (link)
Sure. :)

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[info]katism
2003-11-20 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Neato Mosquito.

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[info]selene_reborn
2003-11-20 02:46 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha, one of my old old friends used to say that! Coolness!

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[info]katism
2003-11-20 02:47 pm UTC (link)
I reak of coolness and awesomeness.

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[info]noelleleithe
2003-11-20 01:58 pm UTC (link)
I would have knocked on the door: "Excuse me, but it looks like the singles for my tip that you left with the 10 and the quarter must have blown away ..."

;)

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[info]katism
2003-11-20 02:07 pm UTC (link)
he has a history of not tipping. He lives in a gated community and everytime we see his address, we get pissed if we get his delivery.

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[info]snobahr
2003-11-20 03:07 pm UTC (link)
Leave him a thank-you note.

Dear Mr. Taylor,
Thank you for the generous tip of 0.889% (that's less than one percent) for the pizza you had ordered. Your generosity cannot be spoken of, enough. Have a nice evening.

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[info]katism
2003-11-20 03:12 pm UTC (link)
thats great!

your witty sarcasm amuses me.

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[info]snobahr
2003-11-20 04:48 pm UTC (link)
With the additional bonus of it being painfully polite.

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[info]katism
2003-11-20 04:55 pm UTC (link)
mmmmm pain.

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[info]jsilver20
2003-11-20 03:40 pm UTC (link)
thats when you leave him a note that says..
"please keep the 9 cents, you must need it more than me."

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[info]onehotbeeyatch
2003-11-20 04:30 pm UTC (link)
I used to have a job in an office for a short time. When we ordered pizza, the office manager would always just give the driver $1.50. I would always throw in like 2 or 3 more dollars. Is it rude to give $1.50? I have never given less than $3 to the pizza guy.

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[info]katism
2003-11-20 04:47 pm UTC (link)
5+ dollars = wow, awesome tip (unless its a huge order for a party)
4+ dollars = pretty damn good
3+ dollars = good and a little above average
2+ dollars = average
<2 dollars = shitty
stiffed = fuck you

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[info]onehotbeeyatch
2003-11-20 11:56 pm UTC (link)
When I've got people over and theres extra in the chip in, I give it all to em. I've given a $9 tip for like 2 or 3 pizzas - heh, I always like the bright eyes I get when I see em count the money =op

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[info]katism
2003-11-21 06:39 am UTC (link)
yeah, whenever i get a good tip at the door i thank them. i dont just walk away.

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[info]angelofsaturn
2003-11-20 05:30 pm UTC (link)
that consistently pisses me off.
i mean there is one family where i live that has a gorgeous fucking house(and they actually can afford to have stuff in there...usually you can tell who got their house and forgot to set aside money for actual furnishings) and expensive cars and don't tip worth a goddamn.
they're fucking heart surgeons and can't tip.
DDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as a reedming thing there's another family that has a nice house(not in the same neighborhood as the first people but it's still a lovely house) and a couple of cars sittin on 20's and they always tip really well.
(they own 2 businesses: a car dealership and all of those cars have rims lol and a beauty salon)
i mean, getting a $12 pizza and giving me the change from a $20 and i'd gotten a $12 tip from them around christmas last year.
they're really nice people and i wish more people were like them.

but how in the hell are you gonna be that fucking cheap when you have that much money?
don't they know that in order to balance karmic cycles they have to at least tip decently?
i wouldn't be surprised if he ended up tearing a ligament or something.

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[info]katism
2003-11-20 05:32 pm UTC (link)
I hope he does tear a ligament.. actually I hope he breaks his hip and has to retire.

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[info]docjeed
2003-11-21 09:19 am UTC (link)
It's Fred Freakin Taylor...he's *already* overdue for blowing out his hip/ankle/knee this season. ;-)

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[info]katism
2003-11-21 12:20 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, he isnt worth the 8 million a year we pay him.

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[info]servantofthefox
2003-11-20 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Actually, that's about when you begin to consider leaving the pizza box open and start whistling for dogs. I had some guy do that to me a few times in my stint as a pizza delivery guy. Order a $9.96 pizza, hand me a ten, and tell me not to worry about the pennies. The only consolation was that the 75 cents I got paid for delivering that was that he lived all of 3 blocks away, so I didn't lose anything in gas.

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[info]katism
2003-11-20 06:42 pm UTC (link)
wow.. 75 cents? where? we only get 50

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[info]servantofthefox
2003-11-20 09:18 pm UTC (link)
This was at a now-defunct Fox's Pizza. I don't even know if there are any left in Texas anymore, let alone Houston. Course, the place was slow as heck.

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[info]katism
2003-11-20 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Fox's pizza? interesting

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[info]missakins
2003-11-20 10:37 pm UTC (link)
that's when you take the money, and the pizza too.

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[info]iamsorrow
2003-11-20 10:59 pm UTC (link)
I would have taken the money.. and the pizzas..

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[info]touchofscarlet
2003-11-21 03:33 pm UTC (link)
wait a minute. so pizza delivery guys get fiddy cent to deliver pizza in their own vehicle using up their own gas?? they really do rely on tips don't they?

*makes mental note to be nice to pizza guy*

damn...

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[info]katism
2003-11-21 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Yea we do. And we put A LOT of miles on our cars. :)

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