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Title: Hot Summer Day in P-fuckin-A
Prompt: # 3 - Water
Pairing: Jam (Johnny/Bam)
Word Count: 577
Summary: Bam thinks they should go swimming and he's going to get his wish one way or another...
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: Muwaha. I just thought this was great. XD
Disclaimer: I don't own blahblahblah, it's fiction ya-da-ya-ya-da, we all just do this repeatedly to save our asses, la-di-da... okay, done!

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[Bam]

Summer is always a great time of year. Except for the heat. Most of the time. This day, however, I must thank the heat for...being..hot? Anyway.... This was definitely a great day. It all started...well, duh, anyway. Sorry, I do this sometimes...

I walked outside to the back yard to find Johnny sitting in a lounge chair reading. What the fuck? Why is he out here if he's not going to be in the goddamn pool? It's fucking hotter than hell out here. I rolled my eyes and walked over to him, "Johnnnnyyy." Even the whining didn't get his attention. Jeez. He must be really into that book.... I put my hand between the pages he was reading and took it from him, earning a protest from him. "Hey!"

"Hi." I grinned.

"Bam...I was reading that!"

"I know." He said, folding the corner of the page over, closing the book. "But what you need to be doing it slipping out of that shirt and those shorts and into a pair of swimtrunks. And come in the pool with me."

"I don't wanna swim right now, Bam, I wanna finish that book."

I pouted, "You hate meee."

He rolled his eyes. "Oh, please, you praise-whore."

I stuck my tongue out at him. "Please?"

"No." He said, reaching for the book.

"Johnny!" I whined.

"Bam....please."

I crossed my arms over my chest. "Fine." I said, turning around, aiming to walk towards the pool.

Johnny grabbed my wrist, "Don't be pouty just 'cause I don't wanna do something you wanna do. Unless you want me to treat ya like a three year old."

I stuck my tongue out at him. "You're just meaaaan."

"I don't wanna swim, Bam. It's not a crime."

I smirked and turned towards him, leaning down and pressing my cheek to his, whispering low in his ear, "I never said anything about swimming." I grinned and took my wrist from his grasp, walking to the pool, sitting at the edge with my feet in the water for a few minutes before sliding off into the water. He thinks he can resist me, but I think he forgets....I know how to work him.

I came up out of the water and brushed my hair out of my face, leaning over the edge, "Come on, baby." I said.

Johnny's mouth moved wordlessly for a second and then he sighed and compled, "Fine, dammit!"

I laughed, "I love it when you say dammit."

"Why?"

Shrugging, I said, "I think it's your accent."

He laughed and set his book down, walking over to the edge of the pool, kneeling down. Now, either he was asking for it, or he just had some kind of momentary memory lapse. "My accent?"

"Mmhm," I said with a smile, reaching up and slipping my hand up his shorts, teasing my fingers over his thigh.

"Bam...." He closed his eyes. I slipped my hand from his shorts and took a handful of his shirt, making his eyes widen. "Bam...no...Don't you dare....I will--" The sentence was never finished. I jerked him in the pool and he was underwater in a splash.

He shot up out of the water and glared at me--or attempted to, at least, he never was good at it. "Dammit, Bam! I told you--"

I shut up him with a kiss, grinning against his lips.

"Well...maybe I can...deal with it...." He muttered.




Ya know....This was actually supposed to be...like....a poolsex! fic....but....heh. I suck. XDD I don't wanna add to it. I like it here. :P! XD <3 you guys! Onto.....the CAR PROMPT! *dies giggling* There's some of you that sorta know what's going down in that one. *snickers* It'll be great, you guys! :D I just hope I don't suck extrahardcore at humor. lol