YOU GUYS THERE IS A GUY ON THE NEW TOP CHEF THAT LOOKS A LOT LIKE CHASE
http://www.bravotv.com/Top_Chef/season/5/bios/bios.php?c=jeff

CAN THAT GUY NEVER GIVE A COMPLIMENT W/OUT STICKING HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH?

HL EVEN WARNS HIM WHICH MEANS PEOPLE THAT AREN'T JUST US ARE AWARE HE DOES IT!!!!!

''WHAT? I LOVE L&O! JUST THE ACTORS ON IT SUCK. WHAT? WHAT I DO? WHY IS EVERYBODY LOOKING AT ME? WHAT?''

AS A FOLLOW UP TO THE PREVIOUS POST:

DON'T ASK ME WHY I WAS PERUSING "THE WORST OF PLAYGIRL" (NSFW) VIA FEYFRIENDS.COM (I SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON JEZEBEL.COM), BUT THIS IS SOMETHING I NEVER EXPECTED TO SEE (NSFW OR LIFE OR REALLY ANYTHING)

EVER


THAT IS A NEW SIDE OF JAMES E. WILSON

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MOAR

I MEAN SERIOUSLY, A MUSTACHE? WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING?!!!

ALSO DID WE EVER DECIDE WHICH PIC WAS GOING TO BE OUR CLASS PHOTO THIS YEAR

SORRY BUT I DONE GOT EATED BY SCHOOL

SO I DIDN'T WATCH ANY OF LAST SEASON WHATSOEVER SO I NEVER SAW KUMAR (I DON'T KNOW HIS CHARACTER'S NAME AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT) IN ACTION UNTIL I STARTED WATCHING THIS SEASON ONLY FOR LUCAS, THEN I'LL PROLLY STOP AGAIN AS I MOURN THE LOSS OF ANOTHER COOL CHARACTER, BUT FROM THE PAST TWO EPISODES I HAVE DEVELOPED THE THEORY HE HAS BECOME THE CLH-CANON CHASE.

AS I SAID TO SAMN LAST NIGHT:
ME: i love him so much
he's like CLH canon Chase
we would SAY that Chase would crawl 20 miles, but we know he never actually WOULD, but Kumar--Kumar HAS
SAMN: lmfao too true¹³⁸

WHAT ARE ALL OF YOUR OPINIONS ON THIS? IS MY 2 EPISODE OBSERVATION CORRECT?

(BUT CHOCOCAT WILL STILL ONLY BE FRIENDS WITH CHASE. SORRY, KUMAR.)



¹³⁸PLEASE DON'T PEENDANCE ME FROM CHAPTER XI "THIS IS A QUOTE & I'M TOO LAZY TO CAPSLOCK IT FOR YOU BITCHES", PG 117, SEPT 5 1998

I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS HE DIGS THROUGH PEOPLES' TRASH EVERYONE ON MY FLIST THINKS HE'S HOT I DON'T THINK HE'S AMAZINGLY ATTRACTIVE HE REMINDS ME OF SHIA LEBOUF AFTER GOING TO REHAB AND HE'S GOTTA PUT ON A FRONT BUT THEN HE DEVELOPS "TICKS" HE'S LIKE THE SLIGHTLY RETARDED BOY AT YOUR SCHOOL/WORK WHO SAYS SWEAR WORDS TO BE COOL AND THEN APOLOGIZES FOR A GOOD TWENTY MINUTES FOR SAYING "BALLS" GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM CUDDY'S DESK YOU ASSHOLE YEAH SAMN I STILL AM A FAN OF SKELETOR YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK (PLEASE SAMN I'M LONELY)

DID YOU SEE THIRTEEN PUNCH THAT GUY IN THE NOSE THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE THEN SHE TOOK HER CLOTHES OFF AND LICKED THE BLOOD OFF FROM HIS FACE IT WAS VERY THICK IT GOT ONTO THE WALLS SHE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THAT BLOOD SHE ONLY WANTED TO DRINK IT WHEN IT WAS STILL ON HIS BODY AND WARM HE BEGGED HER TO STOP BUT THIRTEEN SAID "NO, I'M SORRY I CAN'T STOP MYSELF" SO SHE GRABBED AN IV DRIP AND WRAPPED IT AROUND HIS ARM THEN BIT DOWN ON HIS WRIST IT SPRAYED EVERYWHERE SHE FEASTED LIKE IT WAS BANQUET THEN CAMERON CAME IN AND CAMERON SAID "THIRTEEN WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY I HAVE A DEEP SOUL AND I CARE ABOUT YOU" THIRTEEN HAD THE GUY'S MUCUS ALL OVER HER FACE NOW FROM EATING THE GIANT HOLE WHERE HIS NOSE ONCE WAS IT WAS GREEN AND CHUNKY A LITTLE SLIMY CAMERON SCREAMED AND SAID "CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFASTL?!?!" CHASE LAUGHED AND SAID "NO, MOM, IT'S REESES' CEREAL" THIRTEEN HAD STRIPPED OFF ALL HER CLOTHES EXCEPT HER BRA AND IT WAS WHITE

TAUB HAS A WIFE YOU KNOW HOW WHEN AMBER DIED AND TAUB WENT HOME I THOUGHT HIS WIFE WAS IN A VEGETIVE STATE AND HE RAPED HER EVERY NIGHT AND SHE HAD NO WAY OF SAYING "NO" JUST LAYING THERE IN HER PAJAMAS THEN TAUB JUMPED BEHIND HER BEHIND HER AND SHE THOUGHT "UP THE BUTT AGAIN?" BUT INSTEAD OF RAPING HIS WIFE HE JUST HELD HER AND CRIED AND SHE CRIED TOO BECAUSE SHE JUST WANTS TO DIE ADN END HER MISERY BUT INSTEAD SHE WAS BUYING HIM A CAR

WELL OKAY THIS GUY ON THE HIT SHOW "FRINGE" WANTS ELEVEN JALAPENOS I THINK HE'S UP TO NO GOOD

YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING HATE? MY SON*

* I DON'T HAVE ONE BUT LOL SPOILER HOUSE'S DAD IS DEAD LOL

WHERE WAS WILSON IN THIS EPISODE I MISS THAT FAG

GROUP HUGS!!1~

KUMAR/KUTNER IS THE ULTIMATE WIN, NO ONE CAN SAY OTHERWISE.
I MEAN DAMMIT, HE BLEW UP SOME FUCKING DEAD GUY ON FOREMAN.
AND THE FACE HE WAS MAKING WHILE SHOVING THE TUBE SLASH CAMERA THING UP THE DEAD GUY'S ASS WAS PRICELESS.
AND THAT HAPPY PSYCHOTIC SMILE HE MADE WHEN HE WAS TOLD TO BLOW UP THE DEAD GUY WAS MAJOR WIN.

WHO IS WITH ME?

LET US SPECULATE ON WHY HL WASNT AT THE EMMYS TONIGHT TO HEAR HIMSELF LOSE TO THAT GUY FROM MAD MEN (I THINK)

WHERE OH WHERE COULD HE HAVE BEEN?

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS COME JOIN THE COMMUNITY PLATYPUS AND I MADE

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HE HASN'T BEEN ON THE SHOW YET BUT WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT HE AND HOUSE ARE ADORABLE TOGETHER

DOES ANYONE ELSE HATE TAUB AS MUCH AS ME?

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIRTEEN AND WILSON WERE PMSING?
I MEAN, THEY WERE JUST FUCKING ANNOYING TONIGHT.
AND AT THE  END.
WILSON WAS BEING A TOTAL DOUCHE BAG.
WHOSE WITH ME???

DON'T DO IT SHE GOT TWO KIDS

THIS IS A REMINDER THAT THE HOUSE SEASON PREMIER IS ON TONIGHT.

ALSO HERE IS A PICTURE OF HOUSE, CUDDY, AND WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

FUCK GUYS

I JUST REALIZED IT'S CLASS PHOTO TIME.

NOMINATIONS FOR THE PHOTO FOR THE OFFICIAL CAPSLOCK HOUSE 2008 CLASS PHOTO WILL BE TAKEN IN THIS POST.

ROLL CALL WILL ALSO BE TAKEN IN THIS POST. PLEASE POST THE NICKNAME YOU PREFER TO HAVE LISTED ON THE PHOTO. WE AREN'T GETTING TO CHOOSE WHO'S WHO THIS YEAR BECAUSE WE ARE JUST GETTING TO GODDAMN BIG.

IF YOU DON'T RESPOND IN ONE WEEK I'M ASSUMING YOU PLAYED HOOKY THE DAY OF THE PHOTO AND SO YOU GET RELEGATED TO THE "NOT PICTURED" CATEGORY.

THIS EXCLUDES MODS BECAUSE WE ARE FUCKING MODS GODDAMMIT

FOR REFERENCE, HERE ARE PHOTOS FROM YEARS PAST:





THE BASIC IDEA IS THE MORE AWESOME THINGS IN THE PHOTO, THE BETTER

SOMEBODY SUGGESTED A BUNCH OF SCHOOL CHILDREN WEARING GAS MASKS LAST YEAR. I ENJOYED THAT ONE.

ALSO I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY ID BADGE. CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE POST WHERE WE MADE THEM? GODDAMMIT I LOSE THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME.

FINALLY,



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9/16/2008 IS THE LAST DAY TO RESPOND TO THIS SO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND PUT ON YOUR BEST SUIT/DRESS FOR PICTURE DAY. YOU WILL MISS CAPSLOCK HOUSE PICTURE DAY IF YOU RESPOND TO THIS POST AFTER MIDNIGHT, PACIFIC TIME. NO EXCEPTIONS. I AM EFFING SRS. PICTURE DAY IS EFFING SRS.

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OKAY GUYS IT IS 9/17/2008. ANY REPLIES AFTER I MAKE THIS EDIT WILL NOT BE INCLUDED ON THE PHOTO. SORRY, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLAY HOOKY.

I'M BACK




WHO SHOULD BE BANNED? AND THIS IS SERIOUS, IF YOU SAY ____ SHOULD BE BANNED THEN THEY WILL BE! LOL!

UNLESS I LIKE THAT PERSON, OTHERWISE FUCK YOUR MOTHER THIS ISN'T A DEMOCRACY

HERE'S MY BADGE PROVING I'M NO FAKER



PS I CAUGHT THE BOUQUET AT THE RSL/GABY WEDDING! AND I'M ALREADY MARRIED. WHAT A FAUX PAS. diysheep WAS THERE, I SNUBBED HER/HIM. IT WAS AT THE LOSER TABLE W/ETHAN HAWKE AND THE LADY THAT TRIED TO HAVE hugelaurie ARRESTED.



PPS THIS IS YANKED OFF SOME LADY'S PHOTO BLOG. CAPTION READS ''HE IS VERY HANDSOME IN PERSON.'' I GUESS THAT MEANS ''HE PHOTOGRAPHS SWEATY AND W/YELLOW SMOKER TEETH.''




PPPS ON LOCATION. WHAT IS IN HIS MOUTH? A LANYARD?



PPPPS ANYONE SICK OF RSL'S LESS PAID POLICEMAN BROTHER CAN KISS MY ASS.






PPPPPS ANYONE TIRED OF GABY SHOULD SUCK A GASPIPE. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK WHO GABY IS, SUCK TWO PLEASE.







PPPPPS THIS IS TO ANY NEW PEOPLE SINCE THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE. I'M SURE IN TIME WE WILL BE BFFS THOUGH.

DID YOU GUYS SEE 13 MAKE OUT WITH A CHICK




DON'T READ THAT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

THIS DUMB CUNT IS MAKING A FUSS BECAUSE WE BANNED HER TROLL ACCOUNT?

HOUSEADDICT91, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH. YOU INSULTED TWO MODS-- AND NOT IN A FUNNY WAY, WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN ACCEPTABLE. NO, EVERY COMMENT YOU MADE WAS BUTTHURT FAILURE

SO NO, YOUR TROLL ACCOUNT WILL NOT BE UNBANNED, AND I BANNED YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT TOO

BUT YOU DON'T CARE, RIGHT? I MEAN, THIS COMMUNITY IS OLD AND UNFUNNY AND DEAD BLAHBLAH SOME SHIT YOU SAID, RIGHT?

IF YOU WANT TO TROLL THE TROLLS, DO IT RIGHT
IF YOU WANT TO INSULT THE MODS AND GET AWAY WITH IT, BE HILARIOUS

ILD MADE HER DECISION AS A FUCKING MOD, AND DO I AGREE? IT DOESN'T MATTER, I BACK HER 100%

GO. FUCK. YOURSELVES.

I DELETED THE PREVIOUS POST BECAUSE A JOKE IS A JOKE IS A JOKE BUT CAN WE PLEASE

MOVE ON

FROM HOUSE/WILSON DRAMA?

IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS FEEL FREE TO YELL ABOUT IT BUT LAST TIME I CHECKED THIS WAS NOT CAPSLOCK_HOUSEWILSONDRAMA

AND THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT ANY ONE PERSON, ILU GUYS, BUT

WE SRSLY NEED NEW MATERIAL

THAT IS ALL