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Fic: One Good Turn
Title: One Good Turn
Author: Amy
Fandom: Boondock Saints
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Rating: R, for language.
Summary: Murphy convinces Connor to go on the ferris wheel
Note: Wow these boys really love to swear. And snark at each other. *grins* This was a picfic based on the picture
It’s also all dialogue.
Disclaimer: Most unfortunately, Connor and Murphy are not real. But it’s fun to imagine them together.


“I don’t want to go on the ferris wheel.”
“Chicken.”
“Am not.”
“Are so.”
“Am not.”
“Don’t start, Connor, all right? We don’t have to go on the fuckin ferris wheel then.”
“I’m not a chicken.”
“Y’are and you know it.”
“Fuck you.”
“Fuck you too.”
“Just cause you got sick on it when we were in high school doesn’t mean you’ll get sick on it again.”
“I threw up on my date, Murph.”
“And you still managed to kiss her later on that night.”
“Fuck you.”
“Oh wait…that’s right…it was ME that she kissed.”
“Fuck you again.”
“You’re still angry about that?”
“You knew I liked her.”
“You fuckin puked on her!”
“It was YOU who dared me to go on it with her!”
“Oh so you getting sick was my fault, eh?”
“Fuck you, Murphy.”
“Fuck you too Connor.”
“Oh wipe that grin off your face. Fine I’ll go on the fucking ferris wheel with you.”
“If you puke on me I’m gonna be pissed.”
“I’ll aim for the crowd.”
“Yeah, get the ticket guy.”
“You’re a sick fucker.”
“I learned from the best, Connor.”
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“Damn these bars are tight.”
“Quit yer complaining and hold on.”
“Uugh….It’s going backwards?”
“Ooooh it’s hiiiigh up Connnnorrrr.”
“Ugh.”
“I swear…puke on me and I’ll shoot you.”
“Gguhhh.”
“Oh wow you can see all the way to the Pru from here!”
“I’ll believe you.”
“Hey Connor?”
“Yeah?”
“I’m sorry for stealing Margaret away from you in high school.”
“You waited until we were at the top of the ferris wheel to apologize for something that happened ten years ago?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh wipe that grin off your face. You’re fuckin forgiven, all right?”
“I’ve an idea that will take your mind off the heights.”
“Gonna shoot me, Murph?”
“Naah. Too easy.”
“What’s that then?”
“I’m gonna kiss you.”
“Huh?”
“You said you wanted to kiss Margaret atop the Ferris Wheel and it never happened. That’s why I took you up here. So I could give you that kiss you never got from her.”
“Well…we’re now at the bottom of the ferris wheel, and you don’t have breasts.”
“I know that you dumb fuck.”
“Well…”
“What, Conn…you don’t want to kiss me?”
“Shut up ya dumb fuck.”
“We’re almost there. Close your eyes.”
“What? No fuckin fair I want to smmppppphhh.”
“……”
“Oh.”
“Still feel like you’re going to be sick, Conn?”
“Not in the slightest.”
“Good. Rides’ almost done.”
“Hey Murph?”
“Yeah?”
“Thanks.”