Current mood:

in pain

Ladies and gentlemen, I present...


Persona Name: Lady Sarena Karasu Diamond Hope Tiger Lily Greenleaf-Nailo
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Species: Other
Other: Half-angel, half-demon, half-elf and half-vampire
Loyalty: Neutral

-Appearance: Long strands of crimson ebony drape gracefully around her petite bodice, over which is layered a milky white covering of the finest shade of porcelin. Adorning her visage are pools of the deepest jade, contained within large and sparkling orbs. WHen she is upset, the color changes. Below them are two scarlet streaks of corpulence and softness. Her breasts are perfectly seated within her corset, supple and rubbery, with a cavernous cleavage. Her lower appendages are shapely and lengthy, which has caused many a male to stray from his partner. From her deltoids spring forth a pair of elegant prismatic wings in all colors, falling precisely around her shoulders. When she shapeshifts, she assumes the form of beauty perfected, which has led some to call her a goddess. Her weapon is the Silver Raindeath, a fifteen foot sword she carries at her side. The sword is a legend in itself that is said to have been drawn from Irotana's bosom.

-Guild: Healer
-Rank: guildmaster (please please I really want this!!!!!) oh she's also mage guildmaster too.

-Personality: Although she is stunningly beautiful, exceedingly intelligent, and quite talented, she is very modest about everything and treats everyone with kindness, even Chaosians. Many Chaosians have been converted from evil and have joined her following from a few sweet words in her melodious voice or the gentle touch of her flawless hand. She can be pushed too far, however, and deliver punishing wit down on her enemies, along with the Silver RainDeath, which can slay any foe with a single touch and add his or her power to Sarena's.

-Mother: n/a
-Father: n/a
-Siblings: n/a

-Biography: Sarena is so beautiful, her worshippers say she was born from the heavens. However, the truth is that her mother was the product of a forbidden marriage between the elves and angels, so she was outcast from the heavens. She met Sarena's father, a demon who raped her. But, it turns out the Irotana was possessing her in order to have Sarena born. But, it also turns out that the Chaos goddess was possessing him in order to have Sarena born. The child was born and almost did not survive. Messengers of the gods were sent to kill the unholy child, but when they laid eyes upon her, she was so pure and beautiful they could not bear to do it. They instead sent her away to an orphanage. There, she was made fun of by the other children for being a half-breed. Her only friend was a vampire who she later dated, but he raped her and made her half-vampire as well. Unable to live with such cursed blood, she went to go kill herself in the mountains, but was blessed by an encounter with the gods. They instructed her that as such a mixed breed, it was her duty to bring both sides together and stop the war of their people. Her mission set, she went forth in the world, determined to save all her people.

-Royal: Yes
-Bond Appearance: A mixture of all the royal colors, Regille is large enough to crush a mountain, but most of the time he stays small to avoid scaring people. He is big and strong and can also change into a man for when Sarena is feeling lonely. His orbs are the purest white, and often glow with a fierceness that is best left uncrossed.
-Bond Personality: He is firecely loyal to Sarena, and will kill anyone who so much as looks at her the wrong way. He is almost as talented and beautiful as Sarena, and they are a perfect match. He is also just as powerful.
-Ability: The power to revolutionize the world, for good or bad, but since it's Sarena it'll be good.

The pain. @_@

Well, actually, one of our semi-mods, tiakall, created this character to see if any mods other than myself and Krys would catch it. Then tiakall and I approved the character (I had to take a two-hour long shower with bleach afterwards to cleanse myself of the shame and filthiness). Then we waited. Well, Krys certainly caught it, and disapproved it in 72-pt-font, red letters, and swearing. Wynn figured it was a joke, and since tia and I both approved it, she thought it was one of us. We let her in on the plan, and she approved the character. Angie caught us in chat and we let her in on the joke after she gaped about it for a while; she didn't reply to the character. Then we waited for Jenn (who has weighed in on ONE character application in the past several weeks) and Matt (who has weighed in on NONE). Jenn realized it was one of us.

Matt ALMOST didn't reply to the character! In chat, he wrote *sees Kimberly's character and ignores it.* We decided that if he did not weigh in on the character, we were going to have her be approved and let her terrorize all of his characters.

Fortunately, he couldn't take it, especially since we'd "all gone out of our minds to approve this monstrosity", and he replied. So the world of Shadow Star is safe from Lady Sarena Karasu Diamond Hope Tiger Lily Greenleaf-Nailo and her uber-Sueness. And there was much rejoicing.