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Thursday, August 16th, 2007
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1:55 pm - OMGZ!!!!!!11!!!!!!!111!
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To: angelicmailinglist@giant-mail.com
From: "Enid" flamingjew29@hotmail.com
Subject: hay guyzzz!!!
omg any1 wana cum to hanglidin wit me u all shuld totaly cum!!!!!
itll be awesom i am goin dis weekend!!!!!!
dere is lessons at teh place if ur not shur its totaly safe!!!
itll be the best exprence of ur lifes!!!!!1
luv enid!!!
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| Sunday, July 22nd, 2007
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5:57 pm - Post-Party Announcements!
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twistdfateangel
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To: "Angelic Address Book" angelicmailinglist@giant-mail.com
From: "Jessica C. Fortunato" bond.babe.italia@bella-signora.com
Subject: Those aren't my knickers!
Thanks to everyone who showed up, I feel our night of awful movies and fluffy beverages was a success! However, a few lost items were found in clean up that I think should be returned to their actual owners.
--two pairs of thong knickers, one pink and silky, one black with "It ain't gonna lick itself" in red
--a copy of Atlas Shrugged (looks well read, but no name inside)
--an Army fatigue jacket
--a small blue coin purse with two condoms and tuppence inside.
--a red fishnet sock
--a yellow cotton bra (could be mine, but don't recognize it)
Come by Bella Signora on Monday and ask for Jess, I'll give your things back.
Love Always,
Jess
current music: "Tomorrow Never Dies"-Sheryl Crow
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| Friday, July 20th, 2007
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9:02 am - (Modern) Cocktails and movies
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twistdfateangel
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To: "Angelic Address Book" angelicmailinglist@giant-mail.com
From: "Jessica C. Fortunato" bond.babe.italia@bella-signora.com
Subject: Let them drink wine!
Well, ladies and gents, I think it's time we all got together and bonded as angels. I've got a full pantry, a full liquor cabinet, several new and unopened Stupid B-grade "scary" DVDs and an empty house as of tonight.
Who's up for a night of drunken monster heckling on Saturday? Bring any sort of truly exotic alcohol and I might try and make a cocktail with it. Food is also appreciated as are suction cup dart guns for shooting at the screen!
A few rules first...
1. Please don't shag on the couch, the beds, the tables or the floor. If YOU REALLY MUST SHAG, take it into my room and pick up after yourself.
2. There's a cat here. Anyone seen torturing said cat will made to clean its box.
3. Don't be sick on the carpet. There's a toilet for that.
4. Don't antagonize Eve.
Any takers?
Love always,
Jess ("Rubi")
current mood:  bouncy
current music: "Must Be Dreaming"-Imogen Heap
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12:26 am - [HW 145] May Day
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mathea
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TO: angelicmailinglist@angels.com
FROM: onethreefive@angels.com
Hi there, everyone,
I just thought I'd let everyone know who's got the 'flu that we've got a lot of fun things planned for May Day Flu Day (as we've taken to calling it). I know that Lucifer's bringing soup, and there are plans to play cards and braid each other's hair and read poetry. We may also end up playing a game of Angelic Trivial Pursuit, which is everyone's favourite Trivial Pursuit since how many of us know THAT much about tactical manoeuvring anyway??!
I heard whispers of someone wanting to crochet doilies (can't remember who, it wasn't me who suggested it I promise), but uh, I think we'll save that for May Day Flu Day Flu Day. I'd like this to involve more universally-applicable activities. Anyone up for six-part harmonic improvisation? I can conduct! <3!
I just wanted to remind everyone that the very ill, flu-struck among us would love for more people to volunteer to bring more baked goods, if possible.
Overall, it promises to be a nice, relaxing, pretty quiet time, which is what a lot of us need as we are of course desperately ill with 'flu. There will be a couple of cots set up for those of us needing them. If anyone else can supplement the seating, that'd be great, we could use some cushions and things.
And if anyone has more suggestions, please forward them to me and the rest of this special mailing list (firstofmayflu-ML@angels.com for those of you who have forgotten)!
I hope to hear from everyone soon! (If you haven't started being ill yet, this may be the time to start)
// Israfel //
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| Wednesday, July 18th, 2007
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3:44 pm - [HW 145] May Day
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spiderflower
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To: angelicmailinglist@angel.com
From: "Orfiel" loveandpeace@angels.com
Subject: Union May Day prep
All right, in-between the thousands of letters the South has been sending in about May Day, the Union has been collecting flowers for days now - please, if you're at all flower-y inclined, do come help us for five minutes, because May Day always needs around ten thousand flowers and I'm up to my eyeballs in red and white dresses and if I didn't love May Day so much I would so absolutely hate red and white by now!!! If you still need your dress done please come and see me otherwise you will have to go in a red or white sack with an arm or neckhole cut in.
Other things we could use some help with:
- greeting party for those coming back from the North on Tuesday
- ten thousand million ribbons
- I DON'T CARE IF YOU LOSE YOUR SCARF ANY MORE. KEEP CARE OF YOUR SCARF.
- can anybody flower-arrange?? Or at least know what colours go together? A great many people Can Not
- just at a pinch and I think I have everyone but can anyone here baste at ALL?
- we'll also be petitioning Thursday because the weather is supposed to be nice so come along, we have lemonade
If you see me without needle and thread in my hands please give me a swift kick in the face and recommend me to my wife.
PS. I hear a certain angel whose name rhymes with MISRAFEL is planning on having what we have started referring to "MAY DAY FLU". I hope that this clears up in time for him to attend MAY DAY.
PPS. LOOK AFTER YOUR SCARVES
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| Sunday, June 24th, 2007
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4:40 pm
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spiderflower
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To: "Angelic Address Book" angelicmailinglist@giant-mail.com
From: "Lindy Naaktgeboren" savethewhales@unsa.co.uk
Subject: Margate trip
Dear everyone,
As you all know we're going down to Margate to destroy that coven of vampires and stuff (so Aria I know you volunteered to make like ninety pounds of holy water because we can't trust anyone else ha ha). Also: does anyone know if you have to have like normal wood to be stakes?? Because I was thinking we could recycle pencils. I mean once they're in the coffins we have to behead them and stuff (who said they were bringing the fire axe???). You know I hope nobody is reading this mail who is like in the Government. I'm sure they would be totally surprised. LOL.
Anyway I was thinking that we could make a party of it because I'm SO MISSING the Women's Lesbians And Friends March Against The Propition of Ceylon Tea-Workers and I already have like nine baskets of brownies. It's not like we're going to take THAT LONG. Also did we finish the argument as to whether we were flying there or taking public transport. I can always put a little poll in the email and you can all tick it off.
So how about we make a dinner of it? We won't be back until so late anyway and what a waste of a Saturday night!! We have to take time off work anyway to combat the forces of undead. And Devo I know you are a workaholic but we will never get back in time for you to be at work so THERE.
At least this isn't like the time when we had to go into the sewers and kill those eye monsters. Nobody told me the inside of the eye is all black tar. We looked like roads when we came out. Harry had cornea tissue all down his pants.
Peace out
Lindy
Poll #1009001 Fly or contribute to the carbon footprint??
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: AllDo you want to use up the nation's fossil fuels?
current music: dar williams: iowa
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| Thursday, February 15th, 2007
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5:15 am - [BC] Online School Notices
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spiderflower
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Today we will be celebrating the day of Saint Valentine! Faculty, please be patient with interruptions to your classroom today, and be warned that this is not an excuse to goof off! I will also note that although this is Valentine's Day I do not want there to be any hand-holding shenanigans! Valentine's Day is a day to appreciate love and life and your fellow students from one metre away!
The juniors will be putting on a special assembly for the seniors, so if everybody could be prompt to get to the hall at 8.45 that would be great! The runners who are part of the V-Day committee will be walking around during class time handing out Valentines, and we have a list of who the runners are so I do not want to see anybody who is not a runner walking around in-between classes. The winner of the What Is Love essay competition will get their essay read out at the end of the day and a special prize! LOL it is a kiss from Mrs. Devony (not really Ellie don't hurt me). I hear the Poetry Club will also be gracing us with some readings!
There will also be a prize for who looks Most Festive!!
( Runners List )
You will be able to recognise them with their cute cardboard wings I guess!
We are going to be cracking down very hard on anyone who chooses to ruin the day by doing anything obscene, liscentious or cruel. I hope everybody will think of somebody they don't usually think about and give them a valentine.
You are all my special valentines,
Ms. Naaktgeboren
St. Thomas' Angelic Preparatory
Deputy Head of the Senior School
PS. Teachers do not forget the liquor to tonight's piss-up!
current mood:  love
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| Saturday, October 28th, 2006
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2:33 am - [BC]: Halloween Desperation
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peppermintberry
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To: stthomasstudents@thomas.edu
From: "Shemiel Berzukov" shem.berzukov@thomas.edu
Subject: Emergency of desperate proportions
Okay, my fellow pupils, I can't take it anymore. Last year was a disappointment, and I'm dying for some hot hot Halloween action. I totally think we should organize a Halloween party, with all the works--Jack o' Lanterns, apple bobbing, copious amounts of candy, bowls of creepy eyeball grapes, and "Monster Mash". I know it's a school night and all, but maybe the lovely, wonderful faculty could let us come in a couple hours late the day after. It'd be cultural! Really! Anyway, any takers? And anyone want to help out? Mia, I know you can bring the music and maybe something for the punch too. Maybe we can get Liwet to rig up some awesome spooky effects, have Briah and Charlotte judge the costume contest, and get Yoyo to do some decorating with something creepy. Actually, no, scratch that. I like Halloween and all, but I also don't want to have to deal with live tentacle monsters coming out of the woodwork.
Speaking of the faculty, they don't need to read the next part. I also think we should bring forth Mischief Night as an after-party activity. We can rearrange the room numbers in the school, put jelly mix in the pool water, and hide Miniel's pants.
And finally, I want to know what everyone's gonna be going as. Personally, I'm leaning towards going as Brunhilde as a zombie.
Do not make me despair at another lukewarm Halloween!
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| Saturday, September 2nd, 2006
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7:12 pm - [AoA] Ostara
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spiderflower
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To: dormitory@keepfall.net, keep-board@keepgroups.org
From: "Mia Naaktgeboren" mia.naaktgeboren@westwing.net
Subject: Reminders
Not trying to horn in on the East's reign here, not that I'm about to think Paz is going to take me over his knee and spank me, though I'd say something about that here except I'm trying to address impressionable children. Anyway. Impressionable children. Your friendly neighbourhood archangel of the West and I would like to remind all the dormies that all the over-nines are on volunteer litter and drink duty in the afternoon, and yes you'll still be able to see the K-tourney while you're wandering around delivering good cheer to everybody with your cute little wreaths and Easter t-shirts, and you have to get a note saying that you have three broken legs from a nurse or doctor who isn't Chamuel before you get let off. Nobody cares how many bruises you get from the S-tourney, it's your own stupid fault for being in it. Anybody who tries to get out of this gets nothing but a bowl full of pig spit for dinner. And as Tadhiel would tell you, it is damn hard to get enough pig spit from the pigs, so just show up. I am happy to eat everything you don't get to eat, though.
Miniel will be checking up on you all from time to time. This is your final warning.
No rap songs or joining in saying 'praise the Lord!' during Vernal Mass.
No making all the five-year-olds cry by taking part in the kid games.
No inventions.
No feigning murder or crucifixion.
No sitting on each other's shoulders and trying to take part in the K-tourney if you're under eighteen.
No going naked during the Marathon or yelling 'show us your tits' to runners in any language.
Any of this stuff and you will be tortured in the dungeons. I swear, you guys are bigger retards than we were when we were kids. And we were pretty amazing retards, let me tell you. I'm impressed, though. I didn't think it was humanly possible to - okay, I'm not going to remind you what you did last year, in case it inspires you.
Remember, this is the grace period in-between our next campaign, so try not to give our soldiers a reason to never come home. IE you guys. I remain amazed every day that Ardy isn't a raving alcoholic.
No love whatsoever and hoping all of you are banned from Thanksgiving and Christmas,
Shaktiel
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From the office of the West Wing
"It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting
to look down upon everyone at the bottom."
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| Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
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1:45 pm - [AoA] Terrorist Demands
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spiderflower
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To: dormitory@keepfall.net, keep-board@keepgroups.org
From: "King Alexander" malik.windsor@keepfall.net
Subject: Our demands
Raduerieielepoopsmith,
This is a boardwide notification that if you do not acquiesce to our demands, Mr. Ducky is going to get it. By now you will have already noticed his disappearance. He is an honourable prisoner of war. We would like to inform the general public that Mr. Ducky's statement has been heard as, "Help help! Help help! What will I do without Radu he sleeps with me even though he is past sixteen! How I love his manly chest and the way he kisses me goodnight!"
You have no chance to survive make your time. If our demands are not met Agent J has been instructed to put him down the kitchen mangler during messhall period.
Our Demands, a manifesto
1. That the entity known as Radueriel please deliver notes on perfumed notepaper to the women of the Dormitory, right down to Jariel except maybe not Zachriel, that he is a big fat homo who sings like a squeaky toy. Afterwards he will recycle the notepaper as toilet paper for his own self because we like recycling.
2. That afterwards he will paint on his body words that summarise how much cooler King Malik and Wizard Oriston are than him. He may use his own words. We are gentle rulers.
3. That he also gives us any coupons and clip-points garnered by Alaqiel so that Agent M. and Agent O. may distribute the bounty of Boost Bars from the dragon-horde and heap spoils upon all of those who have been faithful to us (we are still taking applications).
4. That he does this all within six hours, lest Mr. Ducky breathe his last.
Onwards to glory,
Agent M.
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| Friday, May 5th, 2006
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2:42 pm - [BC] Locker Infiltration
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peppermintberry
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To: stthomasstudents@thomas.edu
From: "Miniel Berzukov" min.berzukov@thomas.edu
Subject: Indecent Material in Locker
Hello everyone,
I would like to say that I am really not amused by this. Whoever got into my locker and left that...that...reading material there should come forward and confess to the crime. I don't know who got it into their head that I would be interested in such...things, but it's rude to sneak unwanted items into other people's spaces, and even ruder to sneak in things that are indecent. I mean, really. It's incredibly childish and not funny at all, and it nearly gave me a heart attack when I saw it. The responsible parties that did this should come clean of this...transgression. And from now on, I'm putting an extra lock on my door. Maybe two. And maybe also one of those club lock things, so that this never. Happens. Again.
I've never been so mortified.
Sincerely,
Miniel Berzukov
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| Thursday, April 20th, 2006
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10:55 pm - [BC] Online School Notices
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spiderflower
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It's that time of year again! I know that everybody enjoys doing a production each year, except the kids who say they don't, but I know in their hearts that they are obligated to do so for school credit! Everybody last year enjoyed West Side Story, and I still remember how Liwet as Tony and Shemiel as Maria tugged my heart strings (if anybody this year attempts to sneak in any Junior School member dressed as a chicken you will be barred from the winter dance).
This year, we're starting early because the teachers have decided to open up a forum for you guys to suggest play ideas!! I know there are talented writers among you - if you would like to write a play and submit it, please go ahead! Got a new idea for a musical? Or a play from a book? Want to do Cats reset during the Vietnam war (please don't). You were all very enthusiastic about visiting St. Kentigan's when they put on their all-male production of As You Like It, and I think creativity is the order of the day for this year's play!
Parents and friends of the school, I know we all remember our school days and school plays, so feel free to contribute ideas (I remember this one year when I was an extra fairy during the uni go of Midsummer Night's Dream and Pamela totally took her bra off during the second act)
The teacher's association would like it to be known that if no good suggestions are made we will be doing the panto version of Little Red Riding Hood so it is in your best interests to come up with something that will not have our Head Boy in a red frock!! (Just kidding Pazriel!)
Everyone get your creative juices flowing!
Love,
Ms. Naaktgeboren
St. Thomas' Angelic Preparatory
Deputy Head of the Senior School
P.S: Junior school, this year you will be putting on Cinderella.
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| Friday, December 30th, 2005
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2:00 pm - [BC] Online School Notices
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shortcakegreen
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Whoever has left the metric ton of mistletoe in my homeroom and locker is more than welcome to remove it. I appreciate the joke, sweethearts, and it was fun while it lasted but I believe I'm developing an allergy to it now. Besides, we are almost to the new year and I'm pretty sure the tradition only applies to the Christmas season proper.
Always,
Ms. Aliah Hawkesby
St. Thomas' Angelic Prepatory
Head of Nursery
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| Friday, December 16th, 2005
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5:22 pm - [BC] Online School Notices
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spiderflower
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Hey guys!! I know you have all been desperately waiting for the Baby Family Love Project to begin, and our lists are finally done! I hope you know that all these lists were totally drawn out of a hat, as were your jobs, because we wanted to be fair! And you all agreed that one pair got to be the same-gender parent family, so no whining or swapping!! The lists are final!!!
Remember that the moment you get your partner please organize with them here about what your baby's name is because naming is an important part and it's a good step to get in touch with your partner and your partner's decisions! After that you will be drawing up your budgets according to what your job is, and dividing up how much time you will be spending with the baby. Remember, you cannot look after your baby in the time when you are meant to be at work, and you WILL be having to carry your baby around to class with you! The babies may just look like small stuffed pillows but there is a timer inside them that will let off an alarm periodically which designates crying, and if you manhandle them we WILL KNOW!!! Do not shake your baby!
Don't forget to ask your mentors about childhood advice which I am sure they will happily give!!
Juniors, I know you are sad about not being involved in the project, so you will be visiting a petting zoo. Seniors, here's the moment you've been waiting for, here is your new husband or wife!! Odd pairings, your child is a boy, and even pairings, your child is a girl! We decided not to have hermaphrodites even though it would have been an interesting journey into gender issues.
( The Couples List )
Please remember to spend a lot of time with your assigned partner! If you have a broken marriage you will get bad marks. Mrs. Delaney is also free at all times to explain to you that this is only a project and hand-holding is fine but other marriage stuff is not. Feel free to work out an appropriate last name for you both! It does not have to follow the patriarchy! A strong partnership will glean you extra marks!!
Your baby with the name you assigned will be given out tomorrow morning during assembly.
Love,
Ms. Naaktgeboren
St. Thomas' Angelic Preparatory
Deputy Head of the Senior School
Update: Registered Babies
Fiolindellie Lantana Naaktgeboren
Thomas Eisenreich
Benjamin Henry Michael Smith
Beatrice Pecan Berzukov-Delaney
Ammonia Cassidy
Dylan Thomas Nakamura
Dawn Eisenreich
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| Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
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2:37 pm - [BC - Mid-2004] Delicate Question
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To: "Angelic Address Book" angelicmailinglist@giant-mail.com
From: "Aria Berzukov" kitegirl@roofwalkers.net
Subject: A Delicate Question
Hello everyone,
I hope the guys will forgive me for using the list for a question of this caliber, but I don't know if there's a better way to ask my fellow females on this list, since I think it applies to those in our situation. I think. At least, I've never heard of it happening to those that happen to not carry a halo around under their hats, which makes me wonder if it's some sort of odd side effect. I'm not sure though, so I'd appreciate any advice from those that have gone through this before me.
Anyway, I know it's generally considered normal to experience cravings during pregnancy, but I'm starting to really worry about if there are certain cravings that are, well, 'abnormal'. I don't know if it's because of our feathered situation or if it's just me, but lately I've had this unexplainable desire for ham topped with raisins, cottage cheese, and peanut butter. It makes absolutely no sense to me. I know it sounds atrocious, but I can't get enough of it. Has anyone else had this problem? Maybe not necessarily that combination of foods, but bizarre cravings in general. Alternatively, if anyone has any way to stave off cravings, that'd be appreciated too. I've cleaned out our supply of peanut butter three times over now.
Thanks in advance, and I apologize again to the guys on the list for using it in this manner. I really hope you don't mind. You can just delete this email, if you want.
I should go see if we have any raisins left.
Sincerely,
Aria
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| Monday, October 24th, 2005
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2:50 am - [HW] Big Secret
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spiderflower
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To: angelicmailinglist@angel.com
From: "Samael" idontkillpeople@really.com
Subject: My Big Secret!!
I have kept this secret in my manly bosom for a while now. I can no longer hide it. I have to shout it to the heavens so that everybody knows the truth, about me, being the truth about me. I have a terrible secret.
I do not like the ladies. (Sorry, ladies!)
However, I do not like the gentlemen. (Sorry, gentlemen!)
My secret is...
I like twelve-year-old chicks! Children's Celebration is my favourite time of the year. Please totally recommend your daughters, nieces and cousins to the ol' Samster. Nine-year-olds are fine, but if it still wants breastmilk, we probably can only date a little and it won't lead to anything serious like a long-term relationship. We'll just have to be friends. I would like to advertise to all those young hott ladies now before their dorm party just so that they can primp themselves up beforehand! Puberty's for the unfashionable, babes! Uncle Sams wants you!
Anything under sixteen will also be accepted but must practice calling me 'daddy'.
Any takers? Any takers to go comfort Officer Raguel of the Sadness Police? He's going to be hysterically crying over the loss of me.
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| Friday, October 21st, 2005
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4:57 am - [HW] ATTN: Children's Celebration
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spiderflower
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To: angelicmailinglist@angel.com
From: "Orfiel" loveandpeace@angels.com
Subject: Children's Celebration
Hey you all! It's that time of year again - doing the gift drive and the party preparations for the dormies and the littles! It's always a smashing success. It makes me feel like a kid again. Hee hee hee. (Actually, when I was a little mini-Orfiel way back when, my poppa took me to the oak tree in the meadow and he gave me it! It was my only toy when I was a wee thing but that oak tree was my best friend. I don't care about any of the comments any of you make about having an oak tree for a best friend. I miss that oak tree. Actually, it was a totally fun oak tree, it was like a growing jungle gym and it had birds' nests. I used to eat green acorns. Actually those were poisonous.)
All of you are invited to the party at the end of the month. We'll be having a morning church service with all the children (it is run by an extremely sexy girl I know whose name begins with K), then we're going to go play games. (I love this part! Adults invited! I can beat your sad sorry butts in Capture The Flag any day!) Then it'll be an outside picnic and the gift-giving. I've already given out the Union jobs, but if any of you have a spare hand to lend with any of the gift-makings or ideas for gifts, that would be perfect. Post more gift ideas here! We like having mixed gift bags.
I think we don't spend enough time with the dormitory children as a community, you know? Matron has her hands full as is, and it takes a village to raise a child, so it takes a Keep to raise a whole lot of them.
Raphael will be making a short speech before lunchtime about the spirit of the Keep and the expectation that they are growing up to. This is because if he doesn't I will tell everybody about his filthy little secret you sleazy, inconsiderate, conservative whore-dog behind the wheels of the machine!! Oh, by the way, your new robes are almost done, do you think you have time to come in for a final fitting tonight? Not that I'm worried you got fat or anything since I last saw you, but, you know, there's a lot of junk in that archangelic trunk.
There will be games and presents for the little kids. Okay, the presents for those just old enough to have teeth is pretty much 'rusk', but hey. Nesanel totally dug my rusks when he was teething. (Did I mention he has a sexy mother? Hi sweetheart! Kiss kiss! Meet me this afternoon!)
~*HUGS*~
- Orfiel
PS: Last night's council minutes just reinforced the appalling lack of support staff on the field, you cost-cutting murder merchants.
PPS: Does anybody know how to make really crisp mint biscuits? I just took them out of my oven and I am pretty sure you could drop these on people from a height to kill them.
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| Sunday, September 11th, 2005
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1:06 pm - [BC] Online School Notices
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spiderflower
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Hello and hugs to the students and staff of St. Thomas' For The Angelically Gifted!! I'd just like to congratulate the tennis team of their win over Repton last Saturday and I was really proud at the turnout we got of other angels to watch! However please note that next time no matter how much they bug you it's probably not a good idea to talk to the reporters, okay?
Your teachers would have given you the notes in your home classes, but I'd just like to make a public note to friends, family and students of St. Thomas' that next Friday will be Bring Your Mentor To School Day! The morning will be a short speech competition on What My Mentor Has Taught Me and junior and senior schools will be having a special lunch! As said on the notice, please don't worry if you haven't got a mentor or were mentored in a previous life - previously mentored are more than welcome to join in in the speech competition and this will be a chance for the unmentored to see what mentor life is like!! The community is more than welcome to come and see what's going on - for angels with no apprentices, maybe you'll see somebody who'd like to have the same career as you!!
Please bring flowers on Friday so that the Heads and their team of helpers can decorate the hall. Pazriel and Narsinha, I'll let you pick your team as you feel is appropriate since they'll probably be missing out on maths class!!
I hope that you can all attend!
Love,
Ms. Naaktgeboren
St. Thomas' Angelic Preparatory
Deputy Head of the Senior School
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| Friday, August 5th, 2005
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9:12 am - [BC] Angels Hot-or-Not.com
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To: stthomasstudents@thomas.edu
From: "Pazriel Smith" paz.smith@thomas.edu
Subject: Proprietary Photo Usage Policy
Hey all,
Just wanted to send out a reminder to those of you who've been using the RateMyAngel.com website -- don't forget, whoever's been doing this, the taking and distributing of photos from the boys' or girls' locker room, as well as any closed sports practices, is not legal. In case you forgot. I don't want to know why someone's been posting photos from the junior school's swim team practice, that is seriously just creepy.
If you hear anything about who's responsible, give a heads-up to me or Shannon.
Thanks.
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| Friday, July 29th, 2005
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11:51 am - [BC] Email to the St. Thomas Students
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To: stthomasstudents@thomas.edu
From: "Mia Naaktgeboren" dancingthroughlife@evil.com
Subject: Saving you all heroically
I do realize that most of you chumps are too retarded to have gotten dates yet (what is wrong with you?? it's not rocket science) but that doesn't mean that we can't have fun at the yearly Let's Stay Virgin One More Year Charity Ball. For one thing, the russet-eyed sissy I'm taking to the school ball refuses to go in my totally awesome beetle because he doesn't like the fact that the car horn plays La Cucaracha, so who wants to chip in to go in a limo?
I also think we should have an awesome afterparty. Any ideas on where we could go? (Not McDonald's, though there's something hilarious about playing in a ball pit when you're right pissed). No Feather, the oldies are all hanging around there telling jokes about when they were young and velociraptors walked the earth and shit like that. And please, let's go somewhere where we won't be done for the drinky-drinky.
It doesn't need to be said, but any squealers will end up with concrete boots on and the wrath of the d00mbutterfly. (That's you, Paz.) And let's face it, if I don't spike the punch, somebody else will.
PS. What was the astronomy homework?
PPS. Just looked at the school board again. Shan and Paz, are you two secretly doing it? Or do you just like flirting?
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