im a narwhal (
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OH SNAP!!
TOPIC♥ :
lie to me. make up the most random/marvelous lie you can.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-11 09:21 pm UTC
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This might not be a lie for someone else, but it's a lie to me.
I have brown eyes, I have no pets and I never will, I'm old and dying, my parents are still together, i have no friends and no one loves me. I'm horribly homophobic and racist. I hate art and all its counterparts. I hate my appearance and could never be vain. I hate traveling and learning. I love mushrooms and crows. I've never done drugs or drank. Dancing is for losers. I cut and wish I was dead. i hate love.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-11 09:35 pm UTC
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I am perfectly okay with everything going on in my life right now. I never fight with anyone and I have HIM back. He loves me again and never wants to leave me. He bought me a puppy as an early birthday present. My parents are proud of me and will finally let me wear what I want. Finally I'm happy to be me.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-11 10:27 pm UTC
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Im Strait! ha
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-11 10:34 pm UTC
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swallowing his cum feels good to me because i wasnt raped or anything when i was younger. i love myself for it.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-11 10:50 pm UTC
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I've been to the moon - and it
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made of cheese.
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2005-08-11 10:59 pm UTC
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2005-08-16 05:16 am UTC
(Anonymous)
2005-08-11 11:55 pm UTC
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I stoped loveing him! he means nothing to me, he is not the person I wanna talk to when I feel like doin that bad thing I do. His arms are not the ones I wanna fall alseep in, and I dont want to be with him forever
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-12 02:13 am UTC
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I am successful in every aspect of my life.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-12 02:14 am UTC
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I really am over him. I don't even think about him anymore. I don't care if he keeps making up lies about me. I'm totally fine with it.
I don't care what other people think about it. It doesn't matter if they hate me or think I'm ugly. I could care less.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-12 03:55 am UTC
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i have 15 testicles, and 8 nipples.
i taught them how to dance, and now i run a sideshow.
i like to play the banjo naked, and river dance after i get off work.
i video tape it and send it to ebaumsworld almost religiously, but they never post it.
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enjoy playing dress up with nicole and then having incredibly wild, swety, monkey buttsex with her mom afterward.
okay. so not all of them were lies.
so sure me.
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2005-08-12 03:57 am UTC
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2005-08-12 03:58 am UTC
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2005-08-12 03:59 am UTC
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04confusing04
2005-08-12 03:58 am UTC
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i have 600000000 people at my school.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-12 04:52 am UTC
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Apples are blue.
Oranges are gray.
Cherries are purple.
Trees make the world look more red.
Monkeys hate climbing trees and banans make them throw up.
Cheese isnt really yellow it's just all rotten.
Spaghetti is really from Germany.
Water isnt clear it just has no color.
Open means closed in real life, cause this world is really all a figment of our imagination.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-12 05:22 am UTC
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Things are getting better.
and i never turn to alcohol or painkillers for help or for fun.
I'm not drunk right now.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-12 09:01 pm UTC
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-I am independent.
-I am not addicted to sex.
-I do not flirt with any, but my boyfriend.
-My boyfriend has a small penis.
-I love my whole family.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-13 03:07 pm UTC
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I don't miss him.
I'm still a virgin.
I love my parents.
I'm happy.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-13 07:05 pm UTC
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I robbed a bank.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-14 02:00 am UTC
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i'm proud to be a virgin.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-14 06:03 am UTC
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I love everything about myself all the time. I tell everyone everything i feel all the time. I hate crunchwrap supremes. I have no secrets. I'm worth something.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-15 02:40 am UTC
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i hate anal sex.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-16 05:19 pm UTC
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I'M TOTALLY CONFIDENT ABOUT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-16 11:39 pm UTC
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i love it when people treat me like crap and talk down to me...
doing that makes me feel all nice and fuzzy inside.
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icecreamxwhore
2005-08-17 03:37 am UTC
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a lie...hmmmm.....Im happy with my boyfriend. He doesnt hurt me at all. He doesnt make fun of me. He has never talked about my weight or how he hates my hair when its up cause it "makes my face look fat". Hes never hit me. Hes never given me a black eye and he has never broke my heart. Ive never been raped. My parents are together. I live with my mom. My dad love me. My mom loves me. I can forget my boyfriend. I can leave him at anytime and not feel scared of him doing something violent. MY dad has never hit me. Hes never gotten drunk. Hes never hit my mother. Ive never cryed. Ive never seen him hit my mother. Ive never watched my mother cry. Im happy. And I dont want to kill myself
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-21 03:42 am UTC
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I don't feel alone. I don't want a boyfriend. I hate loving people, but it doesn't scare me to. I have never opened up my heart to somebody just to never have it crushed. My best friend hasn't made out with more people than I've never dated. After not dating the asshole that I haven't I'm not afraid of what a future boyfriend might bring. I don't regret ever dating you. I can find someone to like, I get him, and I don't blame myself.
I don't feel alone. I don't want a boyfriend. I don't want someone to love.
And that's the truthful lie.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-22 05:23 am UTC
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I never lied to her about my friendship with her ex.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-22 05:23 am UTC
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I'm very confident in what I am doing. I'm positive that this is what I want.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-22 10:44 pm UTC
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I never had feelings for him, he had feelings for me. I totally trust my new guy... Guy don't play games. They don't use girls just for their own selfish reasons. Guys are sweet, and really truely care about someone when they say "I love you". Things always go the way they should. It's possible to make everyone happy. No one ends up hurt and alone in the end. Everyone cares about everyone else. No one is selfish or self centered. Guys love you for your personality. When I say "I love you" it's a lie...
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