Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
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9:05 am - Yet another test result
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Thursday, February 7th, 2008
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6:44 pm - Just a little note...
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Monday, January 7th, 2008
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4:15 am - Poetry
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Saturday, January 5th, 2008
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3:35 pm - And I've been wondering since I was six...
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You are Carrie Bradshaw Barbie! |
| You love your shoes, and have friends that would kill for you. You are quirky and adorable and everyone loves you. |  |
| 'Which Barbie are You?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
current mood:  impressed
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Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
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7:34 pm - Cinderella reporting
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So... here I am, the day before Christmas, fingers full of band aids and finally not smelling., after three days of being little ms. stinky.
Reason: bathroom is all wrong again. Water all over the floor, pipes blocked by god knows what . And of course, this Christmas I'm staying at home, which means: I had to clean and get things ready. Easier said than done when you dirty water is going nowhere. And since dirty water is going nowhere... no shower, no laundry done, no nothing. Only good thing is that the toilet is still working.
Oh, and my fingers are full of blisters from spooky chemicals.
Also; while being all stressed out about the plumbing, I lost my cell phone in the toilet, because it was wrapped in a table cloth (don't ask). It appears to be pretty much dead.
Ah well - better go do my dishes (in a plastic bucket on the bathroom floor.)
current mood:  exhausted
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Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
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11:21 pm - More shiny!
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12 months of Lemons and Cream's yaoi goodness! ...The Lemons and Cream 2008 Calendar!
We have a spankin' new calendar featuring colored illustrations from various Lemons and Cream projects, such as Beasts, Touched, Gems of Twilight, The Little Witch Malakel and The Fairytale Collection.
( Click to fullview the cover )
The Lemons and Cream 2008 Calendar may be reached by clicking here --clickety click!
* $16.99
* 12 months/26 pages
* 11" x 8.5"
* coil binding,
* white interior paper (100# weight)
* full-color interior ink
And, we have added art prints to our fine, little Lulu store:
Starting at $7.95, various sizes and matting available.
Clickety here for prints!
Check it out and spend all your money! ;)
current mood: happy
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10:49 pm - Oooooh! Shiny!
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(From ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) alexcat)
current mood: excited
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Monday, December 3rd, 2007
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12:29 am - Incredibly fitting...
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So this is Xmas,
And what have you done,
Another camilla over
And a new one just begun. Merry Xmas (War Is Over)
from the Christmas Song Generator.
I just quit my job and buried a sad case of unrequited love -- let's see who we shall be next... :)
current mood: exhausted
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Saturday, December 1st, 2007
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4:03 am - Look... I'm a spice girl :)
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Your Score: Poppy Seeds You scored 100% intoxication, 25% hotness, 50% complexity, and 100% craziness!
You are Poppy Seeds!
You seem innocent enough, but you're dangerous. You sneak up on people with your seductive ways, hiding in plain sight. When you grow to your full potential, those who really get to know you just can't leave you alone - they're hooked for life.
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Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
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1:22 am - Woho! Next year's calendar is here!
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Livvy's beeeautiful calendar featuring characters from Storm Constantine's Wraeththu series is ready, and can be bought here!
The piccies are really stunning, and I am hereby a devoted Ponclast fan... who would have thought...
current mood: excited
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Thursday, November 15th, 2007
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1:17 pm - Update, Lemons and Cream
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Yup, the last update for a while. We simply don't have time to keep up the non-profit web work with Livvy's calendar work for Immanion being due soon and so on... Lemons and Cream is hereby a 'sleeping site'.
But we have five new stories up, pretty icons and a nifty green faerie wp. :)
Visit our site at: http://www.lemonsandcream.com/
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Saturday, September 29th, 2007
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2:08 pm - Facebook
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I caved and joined facebook after much external pressure (aka one insistent cousin). If any of you kind people on my flist are there and would like to help me fill my depressingly empty friends space (I've been a member for almost two hours :)), please do friend me.
I would be the b/w Camilla Bruce.
current mood: amused
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Wednesday, September 12th, 2007
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6:48 pm - The green faerie is male and gay...
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~ You can read all about him in my new Torquere Press story The Passion of Gordon Veil (clickety click for more information and sample read).
Much to the amazement of friends and family, drunken Gordon James has become a world famous poet under the name of Gordon Veil. As fantastic as that might seem to all who knew him then, the story of how Gordon made his new life is just as amazing, and far more magical.
A chance meeting with a fairy in a bottle of absinthe leave Gordon questioning his life, and his denial that he finds men attractive. Can it be the fairy who gives him everything he needs, from some hot loving to a new life?
This story is written for Torquere's Arcana line, and Gordon's tarot card is Seven of Cups.
livvydarlings beautiful absinthe faerie (points to icon) is currently gracing the front page over at Lemons and Cream. The faerie was drawn specifically for this story and the illo is everything I asked for, and more. :)
This story is however likely to be my last Torquere story. Not because I no longer like the amazing press, but because I no longer write gay romance. I'm sorry folks, it just stopped. :( Now, this does not mean that I no longer write yaoi, because that is something quite different... ;)
And now to the really interesting part...
( Do I have an inclination for BDSM? )
current mood:  busy
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Saturday, August 11th, 2007
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11:39 pm - Couldn't resist posting this one... :)
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Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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Thursday, May 24th, 2007
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7:40 pm - Update, Lemons and Cream
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Hillu,
we have updated Lemons and Cream with a new spiffy store front with links to our Lulu books. You can have a look at the wonder here:
We also have a new "stories and art" section called Carnival, where we'll put finished short-stories and novellas. Currently Magenta is there, a short from our Fairytale Collection based upon the tale of little red riding hood. The story comes with a gorgeous illo.
You can read the story and admire the art by clicking here.
current mood: content
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Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007
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4:01 pm - I like this :)
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 I am Chocolate Flavoured.
I am sweet and a little bit naughty. I am one of the few clinically proven aphrodisiacs. Sometimes I can seem a little hard, but show warmth and I soon melt. What Flavour Are You?
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...And the thing said that if I wasn't chocolate I would of course be...
 Mmm, I am Lemon Flavoured.
I am bitter and twisted. Expect from me acerbic humour and sharp commentary. While I may seem nasty at first, I'm actually quite good company if I like you, so long as you don't mind a bit of cutting to the chase. What Flavour Are You?
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Hehe...I'm sort of amused by this.
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Sunday, April 8th, 2007
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12:23 am - "Beasts", a new book from Lemons and Cream!
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Yup, I will do nothing but pimp in here tonight...
 Xavier is a young, handsome lawyer who has left his troubled past behind to build a good,normal life with his lovely fiancee. He has dreams though, forbidden, sinful fantasies involving the beautiful, male prostitute who visits his boss every Wednesday. After months of secret yearning Xavier finally decides it is time to see why the image of the pretty, young man keeps haunting him...It is Christmas, it is snow and colored light bulbs, it is the boy in the leopard fur coat and the beginning of a landslide that is about to change Xavier's life forever.
A classic yaoi tale, a "Pretty Woman" gone gay, from Lemons and Cream.
Print/paperback version:
http://www.lulu.com/content/780800
E-book version:
http://www.lulu.com/content/781737
( Click for another sample picture (not WS) )
Enjoy!
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Monday, February 26th, 2007
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1:56 pm - Add a taste of Poe to the Romance...
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...And see what you got!
Haha! This is the most amusing thing I've read about my writing so far, and probably the most accurate as well...
Strange but enjoyable, Plums by Camilla Bruce is by far the weirdest tale in the bunch. That's not to say it isn't good, because it is. It's just a little out there.
(Romantic Reviews Today, on Shifting Again)
Which leads me to believe that my resolve to leave romance and erotica for a while is a clever choice- apparently my need to challenge myself as a writer and use my brain in my writing is seeping through. No offense, but the arrogant cat in me tend to look an itsy bitsy bit down on people who doesn't get what I'm trying to say and conveniently label it as "weird". No hard feelings though, it's entirely my bad for not writing within the box that was assigned to me (namely "erotica..."romance"...) The fact that people don't like literary challenges however, is something that I find vaguely sad - but not at all my problem.
Plums has a definite feeling of Poe to it, it is eerie and not quite of this world (the story, I mean), but it's not weird. It has classic horror in its foundation, it is molded upon many, many clever men and women's works- problem is that it's not classic romance/erotica. I can't believe how easy it is to coax people out of their comfort zones though, makes me feel all powerful kinda. :D
You can read the rest of the review over here, it's a really nice review. :)
current mood: amused
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Thursday, February 15th, 2007
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9:01 am - Today's little morning coffee meme
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Tuesday, February 13th, 2007
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9:32 am - Touched!
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 See that man? That is Vilder, a hunter, nobleman and protector of the weak. Kind of a manly man, really.
That man is starring in Lemons and Cream's new anthology, available in print/e-book format at Lulu.com. The book is lovely with lots of gorgeous illos and features three hot stories about our manly man and his not quite as manly, and sometimes all too manly, lovers.
You can read more about the anthy and see pretty sample pics here.
Money from the sales will help cover web site expenses and Livvy's plane tickets, so she can come to Norway and drink absinthe and cheap wine with me. Support your poor, local yaoi artist today!
...Who knows, we might even save a kitten while she's here...and if we do, you have contributed to that as well, just by buying our book. Good you! Good karma! *thumbs up*
Save Norwegian kittens (maybe), buy stuff from Lemons and Cream! :) Yay!
current mood:  silly
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tired
